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Jesus Christ was 5'5”

 
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Jesus Christ was 5'5”
I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
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Man lit Jesus isn't the real Chad Jesus we know to be true.

Trust in Chad Jesus.

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The Anomaly 6'3"
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The Anomaly 6'3"
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Superior in every way
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The Anomaly 6'3"
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Superior in every way
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Tell that to Goliath
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Apparently Darth Vader is 6'2" and Superman is 6' 3" if you want to talk about cooler fictional characters.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
From the writings and historical accounts and even ppl who had a nde that havr seen Him have said hes 5'10
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The Anomaly 6'3"
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Superior in every way
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Tell that to Goliath
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I did
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Apparently Darth Vader is 6'2" and Superman is 6' 3" if you want to talk about cooler fictional characters.
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How tall is Mickey Mouse...their boss?
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Story old as time.
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The Anomaly 6'3"
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Superior in every way
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Tell that to Goliath
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I did
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..... Fuck.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was 5'10" -- confirmed by the Shroud of Turin (which was proven to be authentic)
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Jesus was 5'10" -- confirmed by the Shroud of Turin (which was proven to be authentic)
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The "men of the time" is so general and could be anyone. If 5'5" then Jesus did tower above them by almost a head. In a beautiful display with an actual life size copy of the Shroud of Turin at our church, I measured it at 5' 11" so almost six feet, quite tall for the time.

The church has been very generous in letting scientists have access to the Shroud but "trust the science" didnt scientist stupidly in the two times they had access take a sample from the cloth used to repair damage from a fire and from a woven repair area! A waste of opportunity. Finally in a recent better test the radio carbon of pollen on the fibers tested back 2,000 years and the test on the blood showed type AB, the same as is on the face covering cloth in Ovieto, Italy and in several miraculous liquifying blood held in various Catholic churches all the same. This blood type is the rarest in the world, only 3% of the world have it but Israel, 13% carry this.

There are many great books on the Shroud, latest by janice Bennet.

If you want a portrait of Jesus, google "The Vilnius painting of Jesus as the Divine Mercy". In the 1930s a Polish Nun was visited many times by Jesus and warned her of the horrendous war to come and lamented that people didnt come to him while they lived and seek his Divine Mercy, and showed her his heart full of mercy.Before he ended his visits and before she herself died in 1939,he asked her to go to Vilnius and have the artist there paint what he showed her of his Sacred Heart.Her superior allowed it and we have the beautiful legacy to this day,only I dont know how to copy it to here.It is much copied by other artist who ruin it, be sure to view the original by Kazimorowski.
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My mom told me that Jesus Christ was the only human being that was ever a perfect 6" 0.0000000000 inches tall.

He was an actual perfect six foot...where no one else ever was perfect.
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Not true.

I've read about a time traveler whose name was Lance Corwin who went to measure Jesus, Jesus was five feet and three and a half inches long



.. a man ... built a time machine so he could go back and see Jesus. It worked, and he saw Jesus when Jesus was only twelve years old. Jesus was learning the carpentry trade from his father.

Two Roman soldiers came into the shop with a mechanical drawing on papyrus of a device they wanted built by sunrise the next morning. It was a cross to be used in the execution of a rabble-rouser.

Jesus and his father built it. They were glad to have the work. And the rabble-rouser was executed on it.


....


The time-traveler went back to Bible times to find out one thing in particular: Whether or not Jesus had really died on the cross, or whether he had been taken down while still alive, whether he had really gone on living. The hero had a stethoscope along.

... The time-traveler was the first one up the ladder, dressed in clothes of the period, and he leaned close to Jesus so people couldn't see him use the stethoscope, and he listened.

There wasn't a sound inside the emaciated chest cavity. The Son of God was dead as a doornail.

So it goes.

The time-traveler, whose name was Lance Corwin, also got to measure the length of Jesus, but not to weigh him. Jesus was five feet and three and a half inches long.



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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
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Jesus also was not your typical 'men at the time'....yanno??

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Jesus was 3'9". He was an elf.
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Jesus was 3'9". He was an elf.
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Hobbit Jesus?
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Cant we just tell by the marks left on the shroud? That seems to be actual historical evidence, but not mentioned yet.
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The Anomaly not a Israeli
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Cant we just tell by the marks left on the shroud? That seems to be actual historical evidence, but not mentioned yet.
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good thinking, but the provenance of the shroud does not extend earlier than the Middle Ages


The earliest historical records of the Shroud of Turin place it in Lirey, France during the 1350s. A French knight named Geoffroi de Charny allegedly presented it to the dean of the church in Lirey as Jesus’ authentic burial shroud. There’s no record of how de Charny got his hands on the shroud, nor where it was during the 1300 intervening years since Christ’s burial outside Jerusalem.


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Why would anyone care if he was 4' or 10'?
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Why would anyone care if he was 4' or 10'?
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He is supposed to have incarnated as a Man, not as a dwarf/elf or a Giant/Nefilim
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IQ > "muh height"


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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
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If you believe in Jesus, you must also believe that 50% of his DNA came from his heavenly father.
Since you have no clue how his heavenly father looks like, nor do you know how tall He is, you cannot make any assumptions about Jesus looks or height.
With Mohammed its different.
Both his parents were known and Mohammed was a rather short guy.
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What Color eyes did Jessus have? Riddle
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Does the Son of God have to be a 6 foot+ Chad?

Besides, it was his Dad that was knocking up married virgins..
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What Color eyes did Jessus have? Riddle
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In some paintings they're blue, others green etc...

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