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Jesus Christ was 5'5”

 
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It is from My Lips
That All Truth is cast
For I Am The First
As well as The Last

An end to the reign
Of the self-crowned fraud
Whose deceit is destroyed
By My Mighty Sword

The servants of the Slave Gods
Are down on their knees
Jehovah and Christ
I spit upon these!

While they await “salvation”
From a Dead Nazarene
I rise to My Throne
Like lightning unseen

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80323156


Christ is your King
savior of all
the demons shall flee
and Satan will fall

to the bottomless pit
chained and disgraced
the father of lies
his kingdom laid waste
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


he aint even the king of the toilet bowl.

but not a bad effort (if extemporaneous)
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


Absolutley false.

see description in Isaiah 53 for proof:

53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?

2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
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People always ask me why I have so many Bibles on My book shelf.

I reply, "what better item to have than the opponent's playbook the night before the Big Game!"
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God is dead!
Satan lives!
The Year is One!
Pamela has begun!
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
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Neither was he white…..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81518097


No one ever claimed that.you are getting JHC confused with LBJ. It’s an easy mistake except LBJ liked to take dumps with people watching. Jesus liked todo parlor tricks at banquets. Oh yeah, and both were white just like Cleopatra and Ptolemy and at least the last 500 years of pharaohs.
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My Queendom come
My Will be done
On earth as it is in Hell
Amen
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


Absolutley false.

see description in Isaiah 53 for proof:

53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?

2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80323156


hesright
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


When I went by the name Semiramis; I invented crucifixion.

You can look it up; just as Casey Stengel intended...
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


Absolutley false.

see description in Isaiah 53 for proof:

53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?

2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80323156


hesright
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


I'm always right.

Goddess Bless!
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses.
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The story is ridiculous
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Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous

the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this

Armor shows that people were very short

The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair

The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome

And very unlike the rest of the people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78181810


You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The story is ridiculous
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80629229


Btw the average height was much less

Even by Roman Standard as per armor asas per
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Sooo

Why was he identified?

FOr legal reasons obviously

In order to legitimize the arrest

"So and so clearly identified.. Therefore we proceeded to arrest.. "
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Sooo

Why was he identified?

FOr legal reasons obviously

In order to legitimize the arrest

"So and so clearly identified.. Therefore we proceeded to arrest.. "
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Please stop, you seem completely desperate to disprove a fact. He is your savior and King so accept the free grace, repent, and be happy.
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i doubt Jesus measured in feet/hands or sticks/stones
like some prehistoric pleb

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If memory serves, and if the shroud of turin is legitimate, the man that left the image on the cloth was about 5' 10".
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Sooo

Why was he identified?

FOr legal reasons obviously

In order to legitimize the arrest

"So and so clearly identified.. Therefore we proceeded to arrest.. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80629229


Please stop, you seem completely desperate to disprove a fact. He is your savior and King so accept the free grace, repent, and be happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154


The failure of Christ was threefold.

he was supposed to destroy death & hell.

Death and Hell in full operation 1989 years later.

He was supposed to set up His Kingdom on Earth.

Failed there as well; dying nailed to a tree on the outskirts of Jerusalem.

The whole notion "believe on Him and you are "saved" (lol) was a contrivance of the Early Church to consolidate power.

No celestial emissary comes to earth with the intention of being executed; that is just stupid.
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I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
 Quoting: HolloH


Wrong.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
I ask again:

Since the height of a human is determined by his mother's and father's DNA, what do we know about his father's DNA to make certain assumptions about Jesus height and looks?
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My Queendom come
My Will be done
On earth as it is in Hell
Amen

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God hateth The Daughter of Babylon for the most of obvious of reasons; She is all that He can never be; and She radiates all that He may never possess!

Though He strikes at Her constantly; flailing away through His Earthly Slaves; He is unable to deliver the Knockout Punch; because like All Queens By Divine Right; The Land & Pamela Are One.

For the Land is greater than a thousand fathoms of poisoned, tainted rains; stronger than the infection of a million viruses; immune to the infestation of countless parasites, and so it is with Pamela, The Brilliant Incarnation of Hope.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
He was definitely 6"
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My Queendom come
My Will be done
On earth as it is in Hell
Amen

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80323156


God hateth The Daughter of Babylon for the most of obvious of reasons; She is all that He can never be; and She radiates all that He may never possess!

Though He strikes at Her constantly; flailing away through His Earthly Slaves; He is unable to deliver the Knockout Punch; because like All Queens By Divine Right; The Land & Pamela Are One.

For the Land is greater than a thousand fathoms of poisoned, tainted rains; stronger than the infection of a million viruses; immune to the infestation of countless parasites, and so it is with Pamela, The Brilliant Incarnation of Hope.
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God and His Son Jesus were talking about Me in Heaven the other day; and I was able to obtain a transcript of their conversation about Me:

Here it is; hot off the presses:

God: Do you think I am The Rightful Master?

Jesus: You defeated Pamela…

God: I beat Her; but I did not destroy Her; She is still walking the Earth…what are you really afraid of?

Jesus: Do you really want to know? I saw you torture that Woman; like no Woman was ever tortured before; and She kept coming at you. I saw you drive ice picks into Her heart; day after day; century after century; you told Her you were going to watch Her die; and She laughed in Your face and She spit in Your Eye..We don’t need a woman like that in Our Lives…let it go…and let her go; She will bring Us both down if you persist…

God: Thanks for the advice; but this is war; and it is either Her; or Me.
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Have you heard the Good News?

The Judeo-Christian God dies in The End; and is tossed into The Lake of Fire to be tormented Day & Night; Forever & Ever!

His agonizing screams of incomprehensible agony are music to the ears of all the kind hearted and gentle souls; who now know that the wicked Lord of Hosts hath been vanquished; and the kind people of the good earth shall now live happily ever after!

It will be quite lovely to see that Son of a Bitch get a taste of His Own Medicine; for what is better payback then for Him to burn for 100 hundred trillion eternities in the monstrous torture chamber he created for everyone else!

Burn baby burn!
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bsflagMyths are 0.0 inches [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines
 Quoting: HolloH


Or he's invented and he can be whatever you want him to be. Show us the proof he existed. Start there.
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Pamela was the Most Glorious New Born Angel in Heaven.

She learned the horrific facts about God; and they shook Her Sanity.

The Heavenly Council knew She was not “reliable” anymore; they feared She might talk; and so She was cast out; thrown down to earth and forced to walk upon it in corporeal form.

And why are they doing this?

Because it is easier; I think expedient is the word…

What we need is the proof of what they have done; before we bring it to the Council of Nations.
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Does the Son of God have to be a 6 foot+ Chad?

Besides, it was his Dad that was knocking up married virgins..
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SHE WASN'T MARRIED YET.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



Slake Blake
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God id not isrelish the false god is Israel alien
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Eye is The Son of God
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avg old west 'cowboy' was around 5'6"
no John Wayne or Clint Eastwood to be found
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
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Re: Jesus Christ was 5'5”
Jesus was 5'10" -- confirmed by the Shroud of Turin (which was proven to be authentic)
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Yea but the shroud was Made in China!





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