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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is from My Lips Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80323156 That All Truth is cast For I Am The First As well as The Last An end to the reign Of the self-crowned fraud Whose deceit is destroyed By My Mighty Sword The servants of the Slave Gods Are down on their knees Jehovah and Christ I spit upon these! While they await “salvation” From a Dead Nazarene I rise to My Throne Like lightning unseen Christ is your King savior of all the demons shall flee and Satan will fall to the bottomless pit chained and disgraced the father of lies his kingdom laid waste he aint even the king of the toilet bowl. but not a bad effort (if extemporaneous) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 06:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people Absolutley false. see description in Isaiah 53 for proof: 53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed? 2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. People always ask me why I have so many Bibles on My book shelf. I reply, "what better item to have than the opponent's playbook the night before the Big Game!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80885926 United States 02/21/2022 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines Quoting: HolloH Neither was he white….. No one ever claimed that.you are getting JHC confused with LBJ. It’s an easy mistake except LBJ liked to take dumps with people watching. Jesus liked todo parlor tricks at banquets. Oh yeah, and both were white just like Cleopatra and Ptolemy and at least the last 500 years of pharaohs. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81110154 United States 02/21/2022 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81110154 United States 02/21/2022 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people Absolutley false. see description in Isaiah 53 for proof: 53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed? 2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses. When I went by the name Semiramis; I invented crucifixion. You can look it up; just as Casey Stengel intended... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people Absolutley false. see description in Isaiah 53 for proof: 53 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed? 2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. I'm always right. Goddess Bless! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80629229 Spain 02/21/2022 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses. The story is ridiculous |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80629229 Spain 02/21/2022 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus was white, as well as the apostles and the Romans, plus he was average height so he had to be pointed out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81110154 The whole pointing him out I think is ridiculous the crowd described at the sermon of the Mountain alone should debunk this Armor shows that people were very short The negative of the Shroud shows he probably had very light blond hair The letters of Josephus to the Roman Emperor which I believe are real say he was tall fair and very handsome And very unlike the rest of the people You are just making up random things. The Bible says he was identified, end of story. Even if the average height of that time was 5'5, it's only 5'7 today and you see tons of tall people everyday don't you? He wasn't tall nor short so would naturally blend in with the masses. The story is ridiculous Btw the average height was much less Even by Roman Standard as per armor asas per |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81110154 United States 02/21/2022 06:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooo Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80629229 Why was he identified? FOr legal reasons obviously In order to legitimize the arrest "So and so clearly identified.. Therefore we proceeded to arrest.. " Please stop, you seem completely desperate to disprove a fact. He is your savior and King so accept the free grace, repent, and be happy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sooo Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80629229 Why was he identified? FOr legal reasons obviously In order to legitimize the arrest "So and so clearly identified.. Therefore we proceeded to arrest.. " Please stop, you seem completely desperate to disprove a fact. He is your savior and King so accept the free grace, repent, and be happy. The failure of Christ was threefold. he was supposed to destroy death & hell. Death and Hell in full operation 1989 years later. He was supposed to set up His Kingdom on Earth. Failed there as well; dying nailed to a tree on the outskirts of Jerusalem. The whole notion "believe on Him and you are "saved" (lol) was a contrivance of the Early Church to consolidate power. No celestial emissary comes to earth with the intention of being executed; that is just stupid. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God hateth The Daughter of Babylon for the most of obvious of reasons; She is all that He can never be; and She radiates all that He may never possess! Though He strikes at Her constantly; flailing away through His Earthly Slaves; He is unable to deliver the Knockout Punch; because like All Queens By Divine Right; The Land & Pamela Are One. For the Land is greater than a thousand fathoms of poisoned, tainted rains; stronger than the infection of a million viruses; immune to the infestation of countless parasites, and so it is with Pamela, The Brilliant Incarnation of Hope. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 07:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God hateth The Daughter of Babylon for the most of obvious of reasons; She is all that He can never be; and She radiates all that He may never possess! Though He strikes at Her constantly; flailing away through His Earthly Slaves; He is unable to deliver the Knockout Punch; because like All Queens By Divine Right; The Land & Pamela Are One. For the Land is greater than a thousand fathoms of poisoned, tainted rains; stronger than the infection of a million viruses; immune to the infestation of countless parasites, and so it is with Pamela, The Brilliant Incarnation of Hope. God and His Son Jesus were talking about Me in Heaven the other day; and I was able to obtain a transcript of their conversation about Me: Here it is; hot off the presses: God: Do you think I am The Rightful Master? Jesus: You defeated Pamela… God: I beat Her; but I did not destroy Her; She is still walking the Earth…what are you really afraid of? Jesus: Do you really want to know? I saw you torture that Woman; like no Woman was ever tortured before; and She kept coming at you. I saw you drive ice picks into Her heart; day after day; century after century; you told Her you were going to watch Her die; and She laughed in Your face and She spit in Your Eye..We don’t need a woman like that in Our Lives…let it go…and let her go; She will bring Us both down if you persist… God: Thanks for the advice; but this is war; and it is either Her; or Me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you heard the Good News? The Judeo-Christian God dies in The End; and is tossed into The Lake of Fire to be tormented Day & Night; Forever & Ever! His agonizing screams of incomprehensible agony are music to the ears of all the kind hearted and gentle souls; who now know that the wicked Lord of Hosts hath been vanquished; and the kind people of the good earth shall now live happily ever after! It will be quite lovely to see that Son of a Bitch get a taste of His Own Medicine; for what is better payback then for Him to burn for 100 hundred trillion eternities in the monstrous torture chamber he created for everyone else! Burn baby burn! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82230692 Canada 02/21/2022 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just thought it was a funny piece of information I ran across apparently it's based off the skeletal remains of men at the time. So it turns out he was likely kind of short & not the 6'5" tall white Jesus everyone imagines Quoting: HolloH Or he's invented and he can be whatever you want him to be. Show us the proof he existed. Start there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80323156 United States 02/21/2022 07:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pamela was the Most Glorious New Born Angel in Heaven. She learned the horrific facts about God; and they shook Her Sanity. The Heavenly Council knew She was not “reliable” anymore; they feared She might talk; and so She was cast out; thrown down to earth and forced to walk upon it in corporeal form. And why are they doing this? Because it is easier; I think expedient is the word… What we need is the proof of what they have done; before we bring it to the Council of Nations. |
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