Most Underrated Martial Artist Of All Time - Ralph Macchio - He Would Have Beat Bruce Lee

This would explain the many ancient legends of a godlike pale stranger who brought wisdom and fighting skills to people all around the world.

The native Americans called him 'He Who Paints Fences', and among the Chinese he was known as "The Death Crane".

Thanks Anon. Makes sense now.

It's insulting to describe Ralph Macchio as a "martial artist". He transcends mere martial arts. He transcends all known combat systems. He transcends what the human body, what the human mind is capable of. He transcends space and time, walking on the very edge of known reality.

Never has such a charistmatic, powerful being walked the earth since the time of Jesus -- and Jesus didn't know how to fight.

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If you must come out of the closet, do it in an appropriate thread such as pro Biden. Have some repect.

This.

Homosexuality has no place in a Ralph Macchio thread.

Strictly alpha male talk ONLY, please.

I Heard he trains 72 hours a day

Correct. Each day he time travels back to the morning so he can fit in more training. Twice.

It's the only way to reach such a level of mastery.

Ralph Macchio's time travelling activities means he can change the time line, even cheating death on more than one occasion. Remnants of previous time lines sometimes remain, 'leaking' through to our current reality.

Some say that Macchio's mastery of Chi is the cause of the Mandela Effect.

Explains a lot.

Macchio knew no marts arts and it still shows, his footwork and hips are like he’s dragging bricks. He’s aged well though.

Ralph is also a stand in for kameltoe hairless

Ralph is also a stand in for kameltoe hairless

Word in the black world is that Macchio is be deployed to Donbass -- in 2014. They're sending him back in time to prevent the war before it even happens.

The risk is that the intense Chi levels involved could trigger a meltdown of Ukraine's many nuclear reactors, bigger than anything seen before in human history.

Pray for our future... and our past.

Macchio dances on the edge of reality but with such a nimble touch not even God can hear his footsteps.

Ralph Macchio flew two helicopters (simultaneously) into Russian territory last night and launched an attack on a vital fuel depot. Vladimir Putin is said to be apologetic with rage and has ordered the entire Spetsnaz Tornado unit to track down Macchio and bring him to Moscow – by any means necessary.

Putin has authorized use of the Soviet-era time apparatus in order to achieve this, marking only the second time in history the Russian time machine has been used in a real-life operation.

Show me some fight scenes not from the movies. I can make an educated guess then.

Holy shit. I know Macchio is good but he better watch out. An elite Spetnatz unit with access to a time machine. They could target Ralph at any place or time in his past! That would be a challenge, even for Macchio.

Brock Lesnar was asked about a potential exhibition with Ralph Macchio during an interview. He got visibly pissed off by the question and just said 'Next question' to the interviewer.

Bruce Lee was smaller than a woman. And never fought anyone.

I heard Macchio gas an 11 inch cock

Was this scene based on real life events in Ralph's life?

Mmmmmmm... sounds delicious

That's the plan. Strike while Ralph is still in the crib and they might just stand a chance. Even so, Macchio's levels of Chi were said to be powerful even from an early age.

Putin's advisors have assured him they can take Macchio. However, privately they have expressed doubts that even use of the Soviet time aparatus may not be enough to quell The One Who Paints Fences.