Most Underrated Martial Artist Of All Time - Ralph Macchio - He Would Have Beat Bruce Lee

This is some next level shit here. This scenario sounds cooler than any action movie out of Hollywood in 20 years. But the fact is, it's no movie, it's real!!!!!

What I would give to watch this shit go down.

The fact that the Russians have access to a long-rumoured time travelling apparatus does not bode well. It is powered by a custom nuclear reactor of immense power. It was first tested on October 30, 1961, resulting in the largest explosion in human history. If Macchio were to activate his own time travelling abilities – via the release of enormous levels of Chi energy – just as the Russians are emerging from a time portal, the two timelines could collide, causing reality to invert in on itself.

The very real fear amongst intelligence agencies at the moment is that we could be facing a reality inversion event. This could permanently alter our timeline, invert our timeline, cause two timelines to co-exist in the same dimensional space (one inverted running parallel to our current reality), or even worse.

The recklessness of Putin knows no bounds.

never been in a fight in your life, have ya.
if you believe that shit your an idiot.

Here's another titbit for all you fight fans.

Besides his legendary martial prowess, Macchio is also famous for his no-nonsense New York tough guy demeanor. This isn't surprising, as growing up on the mean streets of the Bronx, Ralph was no stranger to violence from an early age.

As a kid, he was forced by local hoodlums into running drug deals, mainly delivering crack to assorted lowlifes and degenerates. One day, when making a drop off in a local crack den, Ralph was taken hostage by the crazed drug-fiends, who threatened to cut his throat in their narcotic induced madness.

It was this event that triggered Ralph's latent powers, as it stimulated his fight or flight response and unleashed a whirlwind of unimaginable fury upon the crackheads. After killing all the occupants with his bare hands, Ralph went on a city wide rampage, slaughtering most of New York's underworld denizens in a tornado of righteous fury.

This event was obviously covered up by tptb, although it's still whispered about in shadowy bars late at night. Interestingly, Rudy Giuliani was able to capitalize on the incident and take credit for cleaning up the mean streets of New York. But those of with eyes to see know the truth. It was all thanks to Ralph.

I'd heard rumours of Macchio's youthful adventures, including a run-in with some hoodlums in the Bronx. I had no idea he was single-handedly responsible for cleaning up New York City. That's incredible but not surprising, given his skills and tremendous power. It's sad that NYC is in such a mess again. We could with someone like Ralph now but he has his hands full pushing back the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Where is our new hero in our hour of need?

There are rumors coming out if Ukraine that Ralph has obtained evidence that the Biden administration has funded biological weapons research in Ukraine,including covid. There are also rumors that Biden has secretly sent a CIA hit squad to take out Macchio and recover the evidence. So now not only does Ralph have Russian special forces after him but also the CIA.

no he wasnt- he was forced to finger that guitar with sound ocverlapping on crossroads

Bruce Lee was a fake, an exhibitionist. His "students' blew him off.

Look into it.

Ok, I shouldn't be doing this, and may be putting my life at risk, but it's what Ralph would do, so here's the deal.

The whole bio-weapons lab thing is a smokescreen. The truth is, the labs in ukraine were built for a very specific goal, no less than creating a clone version of Ralph: The Anti-Macchio.

I know it's shocking, but it is what it is. The sick fucks are trying to create an evil Ralph. A being with off-the-scale abilities, but no sense of natural justice.

Thankfully, they've been unsuccessful so far, as although they've acquired Ralph's DNA, it's so advanced they cannot decipher the genome.

We're now in a race for survival. Will they be able to release the Anti-Macchio before the labs are destroyed? Guess we'll have to wait and see. May God protect us.

Mmmm nope. Takes more than moving ur eyeballs around the screen of a few bruce lee videos for a couple minutes to come anywhere close to a conclusion like that. His knowledge in kungfu and wingchun alone would be the equivalent of some rando comp programmer making Halo 10 with a few lines of c plus plus and visual basic coding..

Too bad Bruce Lee was never in a single real fight in his life. And no that video of him in so.e kind of match is not a real fight. Karate, Kung fu and whatever other Asian "martial art" is completely worthless in a real fight. It's all just theater and if you disagree show me how many guys have successfully used karate or Kung fu in the UFC

LMAO yea dude you're not a nerd at all.

C plus what? Coding? Halo 10?


Leave the fight talk to the boys that have actually traded heavy punches to the head/face with other men before.

Bruce Lee had no actual fight ability or experience but I bet he could kick some halo 10 c plus nerds ass but that's all

Donnie Yen would own Ralph.

Well...he's no Professor Ron Duncan!

Bruce was too fast

He had insane amounts of "fast twitch" muscle fibers to generate the speed he had.

Fuck him.

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Macchio commands chi outside the body. Bruce wouldn't stand a chance.

Ralph Macchio is one bad motherfucker

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nobody beats Bruce Lee, even chuck noris runs for his life.



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Ralph Macchio would kick both their asses

Ralph

There are rumors floating around social media that Ralph Mqccio has been captured by the Russians