Most Underrated Martial Artist Of All Time - Ralph Macchio - He Would Have Beat Bruce Lee | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77078195 United States 05/18/2022 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ralph was an original member of Meanudo, too. Ricky Martin paid him not to sing so he could be the star instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80317861 so much talent. Ralph Macchio is the secret son of Chuck Norris. Chuck noticed a hot babe in the 70's, took a long look, and BAM she was pregnant just like that. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82919539 United Kingdom 05/29/2022 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My father-in-law punched Ralphie boy in the face... They both went to the same high school. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42345712 If he punched Ralph in high school, one of the following would be true: 1. Your father would not have lived to procreate. 2. Your father would have been turned into a eunuch by Ralph, and thus likewise rendered unable to procreate. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79581678 United States 05/29/2022 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My father-in-law punched Ralphie boy in the face... They both went to the same high school. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42345712 If he punched Ralph in high school, one of the following would be true: 1. Your father would not have lived to procreate. 2. Your father would have been turned into a eunuch by Ralph, and thus likewise rendered unable to procreate. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83543837 United Kingdom 06/05/2022 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've neen hearing rumors of this myself. Do you have any solid links AC other than forum chatter? Norris V Macchio would probably draw the biggest pay per view of all time. It would be epic No contest. Macchio's neigong abilities put him in a totally different class. Norris may have killer facial hair, but can he time travel and release earth-shattering qi blasts? I rest my case. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78730061 United States 06/05/2022 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76788112 I've neen hearing rumors of this myself. Do you have any solid links AC other than forum chatter? Norris V Macchio would probably draw the biggest pay per view of all time. It would be epic No contest. Macchio's neigong abilities put him in a totally different class. Norris may have killer facial hair, but can he time travel and release earth-shattering qi blasts? I rest my case. I get where you are coming from but this isn't a street brawl. Regardless if the format is MMA or straight up a Karate tournament they are in close quarters at all times and it takes even Macchio at least 2 seconds to form up a qi ball or bend time. Would he have time for that? Maybe in a real world scenario but if Chuck is right there no way does Macchio even have 1 second to meditate and use the qi. That might not seem like a lot of time but it's an eternity in a fight. Unless Ralph seriously stuns Chuck and then goes Big Trouble in Little China on Ralph I say Norris wins hands down. A no rules competition would be a different story. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83544037 United States 06/05/2022 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Norris V Macchio would probably draw the biggest pay per view of all time. It would be epic No contest. Macchio's neigong abilities put him in a totally different class. Norris may have killer facial hair, but can he time travel and release earth-shattering qi blasts? I rest my case. I get where you are coming from but this isn't a street brawl. Regardless if the format is MMA or straight up a Karate tournament they are in close quarters at all times and it takes even Macchio at least 2 seconds to form up a qi ball or bend time. Would he have time for that? Maybe in a real world scenario but if Chuck is right there no way does Macchio even have 1 second to meditate and use the qi. That might not seem like a lot of time but it's an eternity in a fight. Unless Ralph seriously stuns Chuck and then goes Big Trouble in Little China on Ralph I say Norris wins hands down. A no rules competition would be a different story. You raise a fair point. But even assuming Norris's aging reflexes are rapid enough to prevent a Macchio qi blast or time manipulation, Ralph's standard fighting technique far outweighs Chuck's brute strength. Norris would be ended with a flawless crane kick. No doubt in my mind. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79581678 United States 06/05/2022 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79581678 Norris V Macchio would probably draw the biggest pay per view of all time. It would be epic No contest. Macchio's neigong abilities put him in a totally different class. Norris may have killer facial hair, but can he time travel and release earth-shattering qi blasts? I rest my case. I get where you are coming from but this isn't a street brawl. Regardless if the format is MMA or straight up a Karate tournament they are in close quarters at all times and it takes even Macchio at least 2 seconds to form up a qi ball or bend time. Would he have time for that? Maybe in a real world scenario but if Chuck is right there no way does Macchio even have 1 second to meditate and use the qi. That might not seem like a lot of time but it's an eternity in a fight. Unless Ralph seriously stuns Chuck and then goes Big Trouble in Little China on Ralph I say Norris wins hands down. A no rules competition would be a different story. You raise a fair point. But even assuming Norris's aging reflexes are rapid enough to prevent a Macchio qi blast or time manipulation, Ralph's standard fighting technique far outweighs Chuck's brute strength. Norris would be ended with a flawless crane kick. No doubt in my mind. another astute post on this. but we could all argue this for months. no one knows until the get in the ring, octagon or whatever and we find out. honestly, I could see it going either way. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83544167 Germany 06/05/2022 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83543837 No contest. Macchio's neigong abilities put him in a totally different class. Norris may have killer facial hair, but can he time travel and release earth-shattering qi blasts? I rest my case. I get where you are coming from but this isn't a street brawl. Regardless if the format is MMA or straight up a Karate tournament they are in close quarters at all times and it takes even Macchio at least 2 seconds to form up a qi ball or bend time. Would he have time for that? Maybe in a real world scenario but if Chuck is right there no way does Macchio even have 1 second to meditate and use the qi. That might not seem like a lot of time but it's an eternity in a fight. Unless Ralph seriously stuns Chuck and then goes Big Trouble in Little China on Ralph I say Norris wins hands down. A no rules competition would be a different story. You raise a fair point. But even assuming Norris's aging reflexes are rapid enough to prevent a Macchio qi blast or time manipulation, Ralph's standard fighting technique far outweighs Chuck's brute strength. Norris would be ended with a flawless crane kick. No doubt in my mind. another astute post on this. but we could all argue this for months. no one knows until the get in the ring, octagon or whatever and we find out. honestly, I could see it going either way. I see you remain firm in your resolve and unswayed by my arguments. Although you are undoubtedly incorrect in your assertions, and clearly have a naive and baffling faith in the abilities of Mr Norris, I must admit a grudging respect for your sense of conviction, if nothing else. As you say, Macchio's superiority will never be displayed until the two meet mano a mano, which is unlikely to happen sans Norris desiring a swift conclusion to his earthly sojourn. And with that, I bid you good day sir! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78753517 United States 06/05/2022 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730061 I get where you are coming from but this isn't a street brawl. Regardless if the format is MMA or straight up a Karate tournament they are in close quarters at all times and it takes even Macchio at least 2 seconds to form up a qi ball or bend time. Would he have time for that? Maybe in a real world scenario but if Chuck is right there no way does Macchio even have 1 second to meditate and use the qi. That might not seem like a lot of time but it's an eternity in a fight. Unless Ralph seriously stuns Chuck and then goes Big Trouble in Little China on Ralph I say Norris wins hands down. A no rules competition would be a different story. You raise a fair point. But even assuming Norris's aging reflexes are rapid enough to prevent a Macchio qi blast or time manipulation, Ralph's standard fighting technique far outweighs Chuck's brute strength. Norris would be ended with a flawless crane kick. No doubt in my mind. another astute post on this. but we could all argue this for months. no one knows until the get in the ring, octagon or whatever and we find out. honestly, I could see it going either way. I see you remain firm in your resolve and unswayed by my arguments. Although you are undoubtedly incorrect in your assertions, and clearly have a naive and baffling faith in the abilities of Mr Norris, I must admit a grudging respect for your sense of conviction, if nothing else. As you say, Macchio's superiority will never be displayed until the two meet mano a mano, which is unlikely to happen sans Norris desiring a swift conclusion to his earthly sojourn. And with that, I bid you good day sir! I'll take Norris in this fight any day of the week. |
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User ID: 70383390 Canada 06/07/2022 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bruce Lee was an actor, and store front Karate instructor. Period. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39772036 Everything else is hype. Probably your average tough guy at the local bar could kick his ass. This is true, though maybe not as harsh as you are making it, but close. Bruce trained in Wing Chun for roughly 5 years. According to interviews, he was talented (fit, had ability, worked hard) but was considered arrogant by the instructor and most of the students. He was not shown the whole system (especially the other punches) and moved on. One of Bruces main complaints was that Wing Chun did not have enough punches and strikes. Bruce set off to make his own system. He was facinated by Western Boxing, as well he should be, as your average boxer will punch the crap out of 99.9% of martial artists, regardless of style. Most of his new system was taken from boxing as well as borrowing the footwork from fencing. He also taught dance classes in Seattle for a time, contributing to his easy grace and very fast feet. Sadly, any UFC fighter these days would smash him, that is the honest truth. Still, the man did work hard on perfecting his body and capitalizing on that to get into the movies and become a huge star. Last Edited by Densefoot on 06/07/2022 02:02 AM Densefoot |