My Bride wants me to slow down and see a self helpist.

I doubt she knows the half of what I am busy doing.

A little math.

I have claimed the two Churches and Jesus has the wise virgins from the other five churches.

There's ten virgins to a church. I get all my virgins because I have light to spare and I love to explore haunted houses.

So I get twenty virgins from my churches plus the foolish virgins from Jesus' churches, or twenty five virgins.

Forty five virgins in all.

I don't see virgins as others see them. I see them only in the spirits they display. A fully repentant foolish virgin looks the same as a wise virgin.

I wouldn't know how to tell the difference.

Anyway, I wouldn't want my foolish virgins to mix with my wise virgins unless I was directly supervising.

I will only really have 20 virgins in my house for the wedding feast.

I can make them daughters of God, so I have from the ladies twenty kings for the feast.

I only need four more kings to complete my assembly of twenty four kings at the feast.

The perfect size for a rock and roll band.

I would prefer to be doing that, but people may try to draw me off elsewhere to do something else.

With her last stunt, I love my bride more and more.

I wonder how Jesus is doing.