My Bad Math

I was attempting to multiply the virgins of Revelation.

I tend to want to do that.

You know, multiply your blessings, and be fruitful and multiply.

But it wasn't right to try to force the multiplication on Jesus.

He only wanted two virgins in each of his five churches.

I'll take ten in each of mine.

So I get twenty virgins, foolish and wise, and I will take the foolish virgins from his five churches.

That gives me twenty five virgins, one for each of the twenty four kings, and one for me.

Is anybody working on the wedding feast?