Anybody brave enough to share embarrassing moments ?

When I was younger the wind constantly blowing my short ruffle dresses up and this ole fuck guy just sitting there on front of his store saying, “what a beautiful day!”.

When I was kid I wore a wrap
Around skirt. Well, I am a tomboy and was playing. Well during this time the recess bell ran so, we line up at the doors and next thing I know, everyone is laughing and pointing at me. Of course, this is the after lunch recess that all grades were out playing. So basically, the entire school was lined up.

So, after I realized I was being laughed at, I looked down and somewhere along the way, my skirt had came untied and fell off. (A wrap around skirt is one piece of fabric you literally wrap around your waist and tie). So, I look down to see I’m standing in my undies and my undies have these little holes in them from wear and tear. They were tiny holes. I freaked!!! Ran to the front of the lines opened the door and ran into my 5th grade class room and jump in waste paper basket.

The principle literally dragged me down the hall into his office in a trash can. Then there, they proceed to find me clothes from some donation pile that were hideous, and I went back to class.

When I was kid I wore a wrap
Around skirt. Well, I am a tomboy and was playing. Well during this time the recess bell ran so, we line up at the doors and next thing I know, everyone is laughing and pointing at me. Of course, this is the after lunch recess that all grades were out playing. So basically, the entire school was lined up.

So, after I realized I was being laughed at, I looked down and somewhere along the way, my skirt had came untied and fell off. (A wrap around skirt is one piece of fabric you literally wrap around your waist and tie). So, I look down to see I’m standing in my undies and my undies have these little holes in them from wear and tear. They were tiny holes. I freaked!!! Ran to the front of the lines opened the door and ran into my 5th grade class room and jump in waste paper basket.

The principle literally dragged me down the hall into his office in a trash can. Then there, they proceed to find me clothes from some donation pile that were hideous, and I went back to class.

Or toilet paper…

After the baby was born I had to be sewn back up. Since I had an epidural I couldn’t feel anything below the waist. I had no muscle control or feeling. I couldn’t even walk for 12 hours later. Anyway she’s between my legs sewing and we hear a fart sound. I was so embarrassed and she couldn’t walk away or because she was sewing. Then it happened again. To make it worse my mother in law was in the room witnessing this.

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When I was 19 I got passed out drunk and passed out in my dorm room with a hustler magazine…
Was hard to live that down. Literally.

Oh yeah, the time I handed our 1yo cat in at the vet and asked her to neuter our Male cat. Thats what he girl said who gave us the kitten, it's a male. When we returned to fetch the cat the receptionist said the vet needed to speak with me. I was terrified something went wrong but it just turned out she needed to add to the bill. Cuz it's more expensive to spay a Female cat, which is what ours turned out to be. I felt pretty fuckin retarded. For a full year I didn't notice it didn't have balls. Well busy life and all that but still..I felt stupid and embarrassed AF.

Sure Hunter bidens laptop for a start

When I was younger the wind constantly blowing my short ruffle dresses up and this ole fuck guy just sitting there on front of his store saying, “what a beautiful day!”.

one of the peanut gallery's favorite involves me in little league (our last year of it, freshman hs) pitching and after a 'wild pickoff attempt' and subsequent overthrow of an overthrow I tried to backup the 2nd bad throw (after making the first with my pick off attempt) and forgot about the extra high mound on the big boy field and take a nose dive into the dirt. My friends were filming the game on one of the big camcorders to capture stuff like this and then would edit that piece into all other hommade videos that we and even others had done. They sent it to america's funniest home videos without my consent and we all know what happened to Sagat eventually. Ha do ken?

When I was brand new EMT, I worked for a hospital based service is a rural town. Nights were dead. I got caught screwing a married nurse whose husband was in jail in the bereavement room (sort of like a chapel) by this old, bitchy black nurse.

All she said, "You two need Jesus."

The really embarrassing part was explaining to my next employer. That it was a lapse in judgment. Ended up with some interesting nicknames at that fire department when word got out.

At least you gave them a dose of entertainment that day. Because you can bet once you walked out, they were rolling.

When I was in 7th grade, I was very embarrassed about carrying tampons.

I never wanted anyone to see them.

I decided I would bring an entire box and put it in my locker and I wouldn't have to travel with them anymore.

I went to a pep rally before school and someone next to me jumped up and my purse fell off and my 40 tampons scattered.

For a moment, I sat there, I wasn't going to pick up my purse or claim my belongings.

Then I remembered my Mom would kill me, so I jumped down and collected it all.

I was mortified.

When I was kid I wore a wrap
Around skirt. Well, I am a tomboy and was playing. Well during this time the recess bell ran so, we line up at the doors and next thing I know, everyone is laughing and pointing at me. Of course, this is the after lunch recess that all grades were out playing. So basically, the entire school was lined up.

So, after I realized I was being laughed at, I looked down and somewhere along the way, my skirt had came untied and fell off. (A wrap around skirt is one piece of fabric you literally wrap around your waist and tie). So, I look down to see I’m standing in my undies and my undies have these little holes in them from wear and tear. They were tiny holes. I freaked!!! Ran to the front of the lines opened the door and ran into my 5th grade class room and jump in waste paper basket.

The principle literally dragged me down the hall into his office in a trash can. Then there, they proceed to find me clothes from some donation pile that were hideous, and I went back to class.

When I was younger the wind constantly blowing my short ruffle dresses up and this ole fuck guy just sitting there on front of his store saying, “what a beautiful day!”.

I was grocery shopping a few weeks ago. I had done a nasal rinse that morning but Sometimes it doesn't all come out until you lean over. I forgot, lol. I reached down to a lower shelf to grab something. Water came pouring out of my nose like a faucet.

I got hit with explosive diarrhea and was 1 mile from the next exit. So, I pulled over onto the shoulder and pooped next to the Interstate 4 while people laughed and honked. There was a barbed wire fence and no trees to hide behind. I wiped my butt with a sock and flung it over the fence.

Not my proudest moment, but really funny when I look back at it.

Share your most illegal and darkest secrets on a well monitored website. Plz and thank you
Signed
J Hoover

Walking out of a convenience store one day, I went to get in my car which was right out front with my three kids inside. I open the car door, and proceed to get behind the wheel when I noticed it seemed like an unusually tight fit because I'm having a hard time getting in. I'm 6'1" and it was like my seat was jacked forward for somebody 5'2". As I finally settled in, even nudging the passenger elbow as I did, in a microsecond I noticed differences in the wheel, some garbage on the dash, etc., And when it started to hit me, I look over to the passenger side, and it's some 400 pound old lady giving me this "what the F are you doing look?"

My car was parked right next to it, with kids inside watching the whole ordeal.