Anybody brave enough to share embarrassing moments ?

After working for weeks away in London and drinking heavily every night I went onto the London eye ,I got on the big carrige bubble that takes 30 minutes to go round I turn round after we set off to see all these super rich well dressed people I. With me and I needed to cart I held it in as long as humanly possible then I let a small one go out of desperation.

In all my days I have never smelt anything so vile and I have changed quite a few shitty nappies ,man it was bad 20 years later I still wince at that ,but not one of them said a word to me ..I could think of many more drunken f ups lol

One time my buddy and I were out at the bars, early 20's.

We blanked out and woke up in a strange house the next morning.

He drove earlier in the night and the next day we had no clue where his car was.

We backtracked all of our steps and decided someone must have stolen his car so he reported it to the cops.

We eventually talked to someone that said they saw us at this other bar that we had no clue we even went to.

That's where his car was, but he never called the cops to report that he found it.

About a week later his car got surrounded by cops that were staking it out because a reader picked up his tag as stolen... pulled us out of the car with guns drawn and everything!

went out drinking with housemates

blacked out drunk on tequila

got split up with my housemates

ended up sitting in the bushes outside our house, when housemates came walking back up to the house, I ran out of the bushes on all fours, grunting like a wild boar

attacked my best friend, we rolled down the front steps fighting

then we both stopped fighting, and stood up

one of them was laughing at the two of us, so my friend who I had just attacked, ran up to my other housemate and punched him in the face for laughing at the fact I'd attacked him

I distinctly recall him saying " Oh, you think this is funny, here you can have some too ! " before punching him

kind of a 3 stooges moment

but then....I ran off into the night only to return 15 minutes later and kicked the glass out of the door on the back porch because they locked me out

sliced my calf open

ran off again

woke up on my back, draped on top of a pile of garbage in the backyard, in the hot sun, hungover as you can be, with the tickling of flies having sex on my lips

and this is the last time I went near tequila

I told this chick my junk was 12 inches, when we got to doin what I do best I found she had a ruler tattooed on her inner thigh and I only measured 11.5 inches.

So embarrassing

One day Trin we'll pin you up a moment.

I was recovering from a work-related leg injury that took over a year to heal. I got to a point where I could bear weight on my leg, but still had to use crutches because after walking around my leg would really swell up. Still had a cast on as well

I went to a bar walking on my crutches, blacked out, and walked out on both of my feet leaving my crutches leaning on the bar table. I came back to retrieve them the next day and the locals there thought I was a fucking con artist trying to milk Worker's Comp.

Then I accidentally did the same thing two more times in a row, at the same fucking bar.

Worked home health care

Took care of a guy

Born mentally r.

We went grocery shopping

Pulled out dong in front of a hot chick in ile 9

Good memory.

Thanks

That's hot... you're a chick right?
If not, that's an abomination and you should be smited.

Last Edited by OU8122 on 04/04/2022 12:47 AM

When at school I had to take a shit all day but never had a chance to use the bathroom. I rushed back home thinking that I can make it to the bathroom, then I took a huge shit in my pants and had a visible lump on the back of my pants.
I finally got to the bathroom and rushed to take my pants down, then I realized my ball of poo wasn't there anymore. It fell out of my pants somewhere on the sidewalk of my neighborhood.

Sounds hot

3rd or 4th grade, standing in line with my whole class waiting to use the restroom. Had to go #2 really bad and I was towards the end of the line. Couldn't hold it any longer, so I broke ranks and ran for it. Every single step was accompanied by very loud farts!!!!

I wouldn't hold my breath on that

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dude, I had whole routine worked out in the 1st grade, how to shit my pants at recess and shake it down my pantleg

Lol most likely, it's a dude.

I sharted the day I lost my virginity.

Many years ago I had a job and a man Joe was my partner who was very lazy and wanted nothing to do and I did most of the work so I had switched to a different location for a few years without Joe and it was Great. So one day I get a Notice they were Closing the Location I am at and to Return back to my old location where I started with my old partner Joe. Who had now became a supervisor, So My 1st Day Back another supervisor named Billy is in charge of me and said to me "weren't you here years ago ?" and I said to him "yes I was and what happened to Joe now he's a scumbag supervisor who was a Lazy Bastard and is Now a new supervisor that wouldn't lift a finger for anyone and Joe Got Promoted he Must have Given a lot of Oral Pleasure to get his supervisor Promotion",

Then Billy responded to me saying "he's my brother-in-law". you can only imagine how I felt after he said that .









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Yeah drove into town one day and it wasn't until I returned home that I noticed THE FUCKING PAIR OF PANTIES my friend so nicely tied to my tow ball on the back of my truck...

All of the times all of us have been waved at, and we wave back, and they are really waving at someone behind us.
I still wave, gotta stay friendly.

Or the times you think someone is talking to you and you respond, and they just look at you....so I just keep talking anyway. Who cares anymore? Not me.

Yes,

I live in a country where my Prime Minister is involved in a child sex traficing ring, is that embarrassing enough?

Post knocked at my door one morning to deliver a parcel being naked I grabbed my jogging bottoms and answered the door I took the parcel from him and wondered why he had a big stupid grin on his face ,I closed the door to realise that a sock was sticking out from the top of my jogging bottoms,if he had waited a few seconds more my boxers fell down the leg ,but the post definitely thinks I am a wanker , o the shame

At friends wedding in my twenties I pulled good looking girl took her back to my hotel room did the buisness but due to the amount of drink I pissed the bed .

I sat up totally embarrassed by this she rolled over on the wet patch of wee and woke up all I could think of saying was. Look what you did and shifted all the blame on her .what a men twat I was

It's just a matter of time!

When I was around 14 years old I went to palm springs for spring break with a group of seniors 17/18 year olds. One day while we were down there we had several hours to wait so one of the guys pulled out an 8-ball. After about 2 hours of blowing our brains out, the guy says let’s take the golf cart out and go 4-wheeling in the sand traps.

We were on the asphalt street heading to the golf course. I was gakked out of my f’ing mind. We started going up a hill and the cart is going slower and slower the steeper it got. We were going about 2 to 3 mph when I had this brilliant idea to get out and push. Since this guy couldn't read my mind and since I didn't inform him of my plan all he saw was me saying ”watch this!” then I jumped out of the cart and smacked the asphalt face first.

He stopped the cart, turned around and said ”that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen” as he pulled up to me laying face down on the asphalt. I picked my face up off the ground, looked up at him with blood streaking down my mouth and chin and said ”i forgot to move my feet”. He fell out of the golf cart laughing.

Since I was 14 and they were all 17/18 letting me hang out with them I was embarrassed by my stupidity, gakked or not, and they gave me no end of shit the entire week.

Though it was pretty funny, I could only imagine being the other person witnissing it.

Pro tip:

If your inspection is overdue and you have to pass a cop, just wave at them or even no one at all and they will be so distracted they won't even think to look at your sticker.

Came out of a store and saw someone had sideswiped my car. I felt the deep scratches and knew I couldn't buff them out. People were watching as I inspected the damage that led from the back panel to the rear bumper. Disappointed but too tired to get angry, I let out a sigh. Then I noticed my car was a couple rows away.

You first.

The sad part is she measured in centimeters.

I tried that, dropped my bong while I sped past the cop and hit a tree. But you're right, cop didn't notice.

Ex girlfriend and I were quite the exhibitionists in our 20s. Always looking for the next crazy place to fuck.

One night we snuck out of my condo naked and proceeded to get busy in the nearby stairwell. It was around 4am and the stairwell rarely got used during the day much less in the middle of the night as we had functional elevators. I was on the 4th floor of a 10 floor building.

It was an absolute rush and turn on being so exposed in public. We were going at it for a good 15 minutes or so, and being somewhat intoxicated from a fun night out on the town and in the heat of the moment, did not immediately hear the stairwell door open a couple floors above us.

One of my neighbors was going for an early morning run. We finally heard the footsteps but were frozen in panic. We had migrated a flight or so above my floor. They turned the corner to find us completely nude and fully engaged in some doggy style coitus.

My neighbor shockingly passed by us on their way down. I think I uttered something along the lines of 'How you doin, nice night aye?' to no response from them.

We were both simultaneously terrified and even more aroused. We kept going at it for a few more minutes until we each climaxed before scurrying back home.

I was confident my neighbor would report me and have me evicted. Kept waiting for the phone call or email.

Not only did they not report me, but I ran in to them a few weeks later at the pool and they told me 'Think you and your lady were sleepfucking a few weeks ago in the stairs.'

🤣🤣🤣

My first grade teacher was really mean. She once slapped me in the face. She was giving us a math problem and said 2 and 2. I thought she was saying 22. When I realized she was saying 2+2, I started to erase what I had written. She came charging over to me and slapped me in the face, screaming "we don't erase in first grade".

I was afraid of her after that and tried my hardest not to piss her off for any reason. One day it was time for the art teacher to come in. As my first grade teacher was about to leave the room, she told us she didn't want anyone getting out of their seat for any reason. I was prone to kidney infections when I was younger and I had to pee really bad. I wanted to ask the art teacher if I could use the restroom, but I was afraid I'd get in trouble and ended up wetting myself in front of the entire class.