Anybody brave enough to share embarrassing moments ?

That happened to me once in India. I was there on a business trip with a female colleague, we were just at the gate entering the facility, when it started. My eyes started going black, I tried somehow to keep the stuff in me, I didn't even complete my registration, I just somewhat ran into the office. There the explosion became unbearable, I held on to a doorframe trying to contain it, no clue what my face looked like, but it was bad enough so that one guy came asking if I'm ok. Then the explosion started leaking worse and worse while standing there in the middle of the office, so I had no choice but to carry on twirling into the bathroom. Luckily there was a booth door open with an available seat - you can picture the rest.

Luckily my underwear had managed to contain the stuff - so I just left them in the trash, and cleaned myself up for the next 30 minutes. Finally I was done, hoping not smelling too bad, went to the conference room where my colleague was waiting. Talking about an awkward silence - there was one, VERY DEEP.

That was probably the worst I can think of.


Then another was with my girlfriend at the time, in our early 20s. I had not met her parents yet, we were her place, her room was right next to the entrance - door open because we didn't expect anyone. Funny enough, JUST when I came in her, the door opened, her father came in. We tried somehow to hurry our clothes back on, no chance, you should have seen his face passing the room door. She had just sperm dripping all over her pantyhose.

And when the mother found out - it got a lot worse.


*sigh* happy days.

About 20 years ago.. After about 4 years of busting my ass at my job, I finally got promoted to administrator of my department. Huge pay raise, more PTO, new computer, my own office, etc..
My boss is bragging about me, a lot. How smart, knowledgeable, and efficient I am, attention to detail, blah blah blah...

First week into my new position, and I am going through some new emails. One particular email caught my eye. Casual Friday, and it was this Friday! Beachwear was the theme, and I had the perfect pair of surf shorts, and a palm tree pattern shirt for it! No black slacks and an ugly company polo, hell yeah.

Friday rolls around and I come in dressed like I'm going to the beach, boat shoes, sun hat and all... well... It didn't take long for me to notice that nobody else seemed to be participating in casual Friday, but me..

I tried hiding in my office, but I had already been seen. I hoped to make it till lunch time, and planned on going home to change. Nope, around 9:30 I get a knock. I opened the door to about 20 people standing in the hall giggling and laughing, some even taking pictures. I wanted to die.

Turns out, that email was for our main corporate office in San Diego CA... Not Orlando FL... That Polaroid of me is probably still on the cork board in the break room. FML..

No crap stories please.

Once I was in a small restaurant.
I kinda had diarrhea before I even went in but family event blah blah blah.
I eat meal then gurgle gurgle.
Oh oh.
I go to mens room and its just one toilet- which is out of order!
I sneak over to the empty womens room.
Two toilets and guess what- one of them is out of order.
Oh well, I use the one good womens toilet and unload a liter of pudding poops.
Foul putrid stench.
I finally finish up and open the door.
Five women standing there to piss and they are all mad as heck!
Very embarrassing.
But when ya gotta go ya gotta go…

Once I was in a small restaurant.
I kinda had diarrhea before I even went in but family event blah blah blah.
I eat meal then gurgle gurgle.
Oh oh.
I go to mens room and its just one toilet- which is out of order!
I sneak over to the empty womens room.
Two toilets and guess what- one of them is out of order.
Oh well, I use the one good womens toilet and unload a liter of pudding poops.
Foul putrid stench.
I finally finish up and open the door.
Five women standing there to piss and they are all mad as heck!
Very embarrassing.
But when ya gotta go ya gotta go…

You’re prob a man Larping Lol

Hey thats the recurring dream / nightmare I used to have - finding myself in classroom with only my underwear and everyone laughing at me.

Certain things just simply need to stay in the vault. Sorry.

Woke up naked on a not nude beach… people and families everywhere.. girlfriend sleeping in the truck 100 yards away.. clothes 10 yards away.. calmly got dressed and strolled off to the truck and started my day..

Okay, I just remembered another incident. I went to the radiologist to get my stomach scanned because I was having some pain. The lady gave me a hospital gown to put on. Well, I never wore one before and I put it on backwards. She told me to sit on the exam table and she would be right back.

She came back in and raised her eyebrows and smiled, then said, "Hold on, I'll be back in a few more minutes" and closed the door.

Then a different lady opened the door and smiled at me and left. This happened 2 more times before I figured out my junk was hanging out and they were all taking turns looking at it!!!

Back in the year 1970 I was 16 & I had a date with a boy I knew from High School. He asked me to go with him to a Party at a Friends House! We got there & of course there was Alcohol & Beer!!! I had never drank any kind of liquor before so this was my first time. Needless to say I got pretty wasted!! On the way home the car was running out of gas & we stopped by one of his Friends House to fill up. It was a farm & they had a Gas Pumping station (1 Pump) on their property. So we stopped there & filled up the car so we wouldn't get stranded on the lonely country road! It was pretty dark & we had a hard time seeing the pump!

Well we got a couple of miles down the road & all of a sudden the car started sputtering & then died!! I was still pretty wasted & scared as I didn't know how we were going to get home. I had a curfew & was already late! You know how teenagers are with curfews!

We decided to start walking (he had to help me walk ) & we didn't get very far when a car pulled up & asked us if we needed a ride. I recognized the Driver & was so Embarrassed when I saw that it was my Pastor from my church!! :o :oops:

We told him what had happened & that he accidentally filled up the car with Diesel Fuel!! We got in the car & he took us home. When we got to my House my mother answered the door! My mother asked what happened & My Pastor just told her that he happened to pass by & saw us walking. He had seen the car back up the road from where we left it. Then he said Goodnight & left. He didn't tell my mother anything about the gas, just that our car broke down & he gave us a lift home.

After my Pastor left My mother asked what had happened. I told her about almost running out of gas & that we stopped by a friends house to fill up because my date knew that there was a gas pump on the property. Then I started Laughing & said to my Mother, "He filled up the tank with GIESEL FOOL!!!" lol

Needless to say I was Grounded for being late & being drunk!! I'll never forget that night!! lol

Not being able to make the Highschool basketball team!!! In later years at a re-union I told the Coach and he apologized!!!! I said :don't worry too much Coach: My main motivation was in the chicks being into the players!!!!!!



Last Edited by Reader. on 04/05/2022 03:31 PM