I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THE ABSURDITY OF SOMEONE GROWING, PICKING, PACKING, SHIPPING, DISTRIBUTING, RECEIVING, STORING AND STOCKING A FUCKING PINEAPPLE- A TROPICAL FRUIT- TO THE DESERT THAT IS LAS VEGAS FOR A DOLLAR.

A FUCKING DOLLAR.

TRY TO FACTOR IN ALL THE COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH THAT REALITY, THE PEOPLE INVOLVED, THE WAGES PAID, THE AMOUNT OF HANDLING, THE ENERGY REQUIRED TO MOVE IT THOUSANDS OF MILES ALL THE WHILE KEEPING IT A PARTICULAR TEMPERATURE AND THEN ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION;

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

THE ANSWER IS- IT AIN'T.

YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN A CONTRIVED FAKE ASS WORLD THAT WAS BUILT AROUND NOTHING BUT LIES, CONTRIVANCES, FALSEHOODS, MASSIVE FUCKING SUBSIDIES, AND THE IDEA THAT YOU DESERVE PINEAPPLE IN THE DESERT FOR A $1.

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD START LEARNING HOW TO EAT CACTUS.