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Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...

 
rob2

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the Honey Mushroom is the largest living organism on Earth?
(i have never heard of this thing)

What is larger than a whale and bigger than an elephant? A mushroom! Armillaria ostoyae, commonly known as the honey mushroom, is bigger than both animals and is considered the largest and oldest organism on Earth. The mushroom covers 3,726563 m2 of Malheur National Forest, Oregon, and is estimated to be around 8,650 years old.

Mushrooms are not just the stem-and-cap that we see on the surface; this is only a small part of an underground network of tendrils called mycelium.
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the Honey Mushroom is the largest living organism on Earth?
(i have never heard of this thing)

What is larger than a whale and bigger than an elephant? A mushroom! Armillaria ostoyae, commonly known as the honey mushroom, is bigger than both animals and is considered the largest and oldest organism on Earth. The mushroom covers 3,726563 m2 of Malheur National Forest, Oregon, and is estimated to be around 8,650 years old.

Mushrooms are not just the stem-and-cap that we see on the surface; this is only a small part of an underground network of tendrils called mycelium.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
they said a whole lot more than that to me

anonstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


They've told me that we are both creator and creation on several occasions... I kept denying myself but they are very persistent..

They also told me to stop drinking... which I still need to follow heed.

hesright
 Quoting: King of Fools


told me that and we don't need that

better off without the veil cut

anonstoner

there's a reason God made us oblivious to the invisible

it's peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


No. That ignorance has quite literally brought us to this hellish situation...

The first shall be the last, the last to know the truth will be the first to experience the bliss of living it.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
the Honey Mushroom is the largest living organism on Earth?
(i have never heard of this thing)

What is larger than a whale and bigger than an elephant? A mushroom! Armillaria ostoyae, commonly known as the honey mushroom, is bigger than both animals and is considered the largest and oldest organism on Earth. The mushroom covers 3,726563 m2 of Malheur National Forest, Oregon, and is estimated to be around 8,650 years old.

Mushrooms are not just the stem-and-cap that we see on the surface; this is only a small part of an underground network of tendrils called mycelium.
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We only see their dicks waving at us.

https://imgur.com/a/VlqIh0o

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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
they said a whole lot more than that to me

anonstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


They've told me that we are both creator and creation on several occasions... I kept denying myself but they are very persistent..

They also told me to stop drinking... which I still need to follow heed.

hesright
 Quoting: King of Fools


told me that and we don't need that

better off without the veil cut

anonstoner

there's a reason God made us oblivious to the invisible

it's peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


No. That ignorance has quite literally brought us to this hellish situation...

The first shall be the last, the last to know the truth will be the first to experience the bliss of living it.
 Quoting: King of Fools


kind of same as transexuals, God gave you a blind spot for the spiritual, Mushrooms unlock that, is it good? I That sday you...

I say no. We are meant to be oblivious.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
the Honey Mushroom is the largest living organism on Earth?
(i have never heard of this thing)

What is larger than a whale and bigger than an elephant? A mushroom! Armillaria ostoyae, commonly known as the honey mushroom, is bigger than both animals and is considered the largest and oldest organism on Earth. The mushroom covers 3,726563 m2 of Malheur National Forest, Oregon, and is estimated to be around 8,650 years old.

Mushrooms are not just the stem-and-cap that we see on the surface; this is only a small part of an underground network of tendrils called mycelium.
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 Quoting: rob2


We only see their dicks waving at us.

https://imgur.com/a/VlqIh0o

I'm a fool and so are you.
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04/06/2022 10:16 AM
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
There is a mushroom that is like a whole frigging state yo.
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They've told me that we are both creator and creation on several occasions... I kept denying myself but they are very persistent..

They also told me to stop drinking... which I still need to follow heed.

hesright
 Quoting: King of Fools


told me that and we don't need that

better off without the veil cut

anonstoner

there's a reason God made us oblivious to the invisible

it's peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


No. That ignorance has quite literally brought us to this hellish situation...

The first shall be the last, the last to know the truth will be the first to experience the bliss of living it.
 Quoting: King of Fools


kind of same as transexuals, God gave you a blind spot for the spiritual, Mushrooms unlock that, is it good? I That sday you...

I say no. We are meant to be oblivious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


More shrooms = less trans.
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04/06/2022 10:21 AM
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
How can OP be FOR mushrooms but staunchly AGAINST cannabis? OP has simian-level logic and reasoning capabilities.
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King of Fools

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told me that and we don't need that

better off without the veil cut

anonstoner

there's a reason God made us oblivious to the invisible

it's peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


No. That ignorance has quite literally brought us to this hellish situation...

The first shall be the last, the last to know the truth will be the first to experience the bliss of living it.
 Quoting: King of Fools


kind of same as transexuals, God gave you a blind spot for the spiritual, Mushrooms unlock that, is it good? I That sday you...

I say no. We are meant to be oblivious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82181857


More shrooms = less trans.
 Quoting: King of Fools


Internal balance beats external body mutilation any day...
I'm a fool and so are you.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
The author accidentally ate the magic mushrooms and is talking shitake
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Shiitake!!!
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King of Fools

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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
How can OP be FOR mushrooms but staunchly AGAINST cannabis? OP has simian-level logic and reasoning capabilities.
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He didn't intend it to take this route unless he's trolling on on another level... he got real quiet when the mushroom men stepped in.

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Page 6 and no one as been called a MONG

Impressive.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
Fungi is a living network, belonging to an intergalactic being. It spreads through spores that are able to survive in deep space for eons. These spores are immune to space radiation. This being establishes a communication interface through certain plants… such a Psilocybin. This being has immense knowledge and will share its knowledge, provided you do as it ask.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
Mushrooms ‘talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words’

MUSHROOMS can talk to each other and have a vocabulary of up to 50 words, fungi boffins say.

And they are thought most likely to be chatting about the weather and potential dangers.

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wtfdid
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So you're saying they are smarter than... you know.
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04/06/2022 10:46 AM
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
Sure.

Whatever

Bring more drivel please

I’m hungry for stupid.
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
The author accidentally ate the magic mushrooms and is talking shitake
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TBC-stoked
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Yay! DJ Trump has someone on his level to talk with
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Mushrooms ‘talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words’

MUSHROOMS can talk to each other and have a vocabulary of up to 50 words, fungi boffins say.

And they are thought most likely to be chatting about the weather and potential dangers.

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wtfdid
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I’m walking through a cow field full of mushrooms, and they are all singing the same song:

“Gleeeeeee. Gleeeeee. Gloooooo.”
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Re: Mushrooms talk to each other and have a vocabulary of 50 words...
It's an analog Internet spread through most of the world. While mushroom mycelia facilitate these communication networks, they're not limited to mushrooms. Plants and trees use them too! We are just beginning to scratch the surface of understanding how important mushrooms are. Yes, those mushrooms too. Especially those mushrooms. They're the human interface.
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"Those" mushrooms talk all the time.

They say, "Oh, shit, James, it's spring. She's gonna eat us by the handfuls soon."

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I just ate portabello (portobella?) mushrooms with my (very very VERY) late breakfast plate. (Or is that early?) hmm

Were they all like 'YELP ME!" ??
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These mushrooms are cancer causing say's Paul Stamets !

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Summary:

Cook portabello mushrooms well and the hydrazine they contain will not be a problem.

Overall don't eat raw mushrooms.

Mushrooms contains some stuff that could counteract hydrazine but Stamets shut down and said "he could not talk about it"

Button mushrooms are very beneficial
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It's an analog Internet spread through most of the world. While mushroom mycelia facilitate these communication networks, they're not limited to mushrooms. Plants and trees use them too! We are just beginning to scratch the surface of understanding how important mushrooms are. Yes, those mushrooms too. Especially those mushrooms. They're the human interface.
 Quoting: Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom


Chimpinue
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5*'s
Great thread topic. +1 if I haven't given you red for this week. I believe that Earth (including us) is in a constant battle with fungus. Fungus kills 1000's of humans every day.
I believe the fungus has slowly been winning for almost 100 million years now.
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What's Sup, Doc?

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Id been wondering how Brandon and KamalToe communicate with their staff
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It's an analog Internet spread through most of the world. While mushroom mycelia facilitate these communication networks, they're not limited to mushrooms. Plants and trees use them too! We are just beginning to scratch the surface of understanding how important mushrooms are. Yes, those mushrooms too. Especially those mushrooms. They're the human interface.
 Quoting: Pres. Elect Festus Hoggbottom


I frequently spend my afternoon trolling the various mushrooms and their little internet of schrooms. I tell you the panther mushroom are the worst. As disagreeable as an Australian most of the time.

Although I did meet this one hot shiitake that I had an affair with.


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Page 6 and no one as been called a MONG

Impressive.
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We need to know who they would vote for...
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We need to know who they would vote for...
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That dude Queen of England.
LOL

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