Weed smoking makes you boring and is likely to bore others around you.
This follows new research into the dangers of so-called 'passive tedium' which show that people exposed to cannabis smokers are often incredibly bored by the experience.
You may think that your incoherent theories about the nature of music are interesting. But the fact is, you are unbelievably boring and then you have to try make yourself look interesting by growing dreadlocks.