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SOMETHING FELL IN ALASKA!

 
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That wasn't a fucking contrail.
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Don't worry. It was just a dud.

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Yep, just a contrail. It is a jet clearly flying OVER the mountain, not INTO it. Show me the impact site because there is none.

The Aliens aren't coming to rescue you just yet, you've got 3 more years of Biden.
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 Quoting: The_Infinity_Effect


Anyone who has read GLP for any period of time has acquired good knowledge mixed in with the 99% noise.
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Some more images of "contrails" BS something fell there ... wormwood?


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Geese.

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It has begined!
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That definitely looks like some UFO has come in through earth Orbit vertical.

Rather than a dissipating con trail.

Testing those "Rods of God" kinetic Weapons maybe ?
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Thats a falling something for sure
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That definitely looks like some UFO has come in through earth Orbit vertical.

Rather than a dissipating con trail.

Testing those "Rods of God" kinetic Weapons maybe ?
 Quoting: Dogsbollocks


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Sorry, that was my shuttlecraft.

I tried to escape this hellish plant of giant neanderthal meat-heads, but lacked the fuel to return to the Enterprise.

In a last desparate attempt to signal the Enterprise which should have broken orbit an hour before, I jettisoned my fuel in a long trail, which I intended to ignite at the last moment, creating a huge signal flare that the Enterprise might notice and rescue me.

It would not ignite, (cheap piezo igniter from Kirk's old Weber grill), and all was lost... until at the last moment, Kirk beamed me and the shuttle back aboard.

Sulu gave me a wet sloppy kiss and then we had a 3 way with Uhura in the turbo.. but that is a story for another day.

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that is not a contrail from a jet

must be a rocket test maybe Russia sending Biden a warning?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


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that is not a contrail from a jet

must be a rocket test maybe Russia sending Biden a warning?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


Agreed. Too much smoke and what appears to be unburnt fuel to be an electrogravitic UFO. This is either a missile or a large high-altitude craft of conventional design. The question is, with all the fear-mongering and saber-rattling going on right now, why wouldn't they want us to know about it? Perhaps it's because it would make the US look vulnerable and right now, they want the full confidence and support of the public for a proxy war with Russia. Knowing what they could do in retaliation might scare Americans back to their senses. It's Alaska after all, which Russia originally controlled and there has been recent talk of Russia taking it back (although that's just more posturing).
 Quoting: The Alkahest


the scary part is, our government has been overthrown by Israel

they don't care if we get nuked by Russia
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


They've got weapons far worse than nukes right now. COVID was a perfect example of how biological warfare is the WMD of the future. Imagine if the virus had actually been dangerous instead of a measly copy of the common cold. The Chinese in particular have been working on racially targeted bioweapons that could potentially purge the world of anyone they don't like without destroying land and infrastructure. They could just wipe our cities clean, roll in and set up shop themselves. Then you've got the classified directed energy weapons like the Tesla howitzer and tight-beam makers. Scary stuff.

Israel is just one of the command centers for the group of people that control the world, nothing more. They'd sacrifice the entire population of Israel in a heartbeat if it suited them, so long as their precious 3rd temple is still standing afterwards. It's an insane armageddon cult using the Bible as a "how to end the world for dummies" playbook.
 Quoting: The Alkahest
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"Department of Public Safety"

That one
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That's what the states call their state police or state troopers
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Re: SOMETHING FELL IN ALASKA!
that is not a contrail from a jet

must be a rocket test maybe Russia sending Biden a warning?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


Agreed. Too much smoke and what appears to be unburnt fuel to be an electrogravitic UFO. This is either a missile or a large high-altitude craft of conventional design. The question is, with all the fear-mongering and saber-rattling going on right now, why wouldn't they want us to know about it? Perhaps it's because it would make the US look vulnerable and right now, they want the full confidence and support of the public for a proxy war with Russia. Knowing what they could do in retaliation might scare Americans back to their senses. It's Alaska after all, which Russia originally controlled and there has been recent talk of Russia taking it back (although that's just more posturing).
 Quoting: The Alkahest


the scary part is, our government has been overthrown by Israel

they don't care if we get nuked by Russia
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


To save the country they should try to do it with the least amount of kinetic damage. Keep infrastructure intact. A bioweapon or some shit might be a good idea.
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Re: SOMETHING FELL IN ALASKA!
Sorry, that was my shuttlecraft.

I tried to escape this hellish plant of giant neanderthal meat-heads, but lacked the fuel to return to the Enterprise.

In a last desparate attempt to signal the Enterprise which should have broken orbit an hour before, I jettisoned my fuel in a long trail, which I intended to ignite at the last moment, creating a huge signal flare that the Enterprise might notice and rescue me.

It would not ignite, (cheap piezo igniter from Kirk's old Weber grill), and all was lost... until at the last moment, Kirk beamed me and the shuttle back aboard.

Sulu gave me a wet sloppy kiss and then we had a 3 way with Uhura in the turbo.. but that is a story for another day.
 Quoting: JustmeTX


You are relieved.

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clearly a steam rail from palins hot and steamy russia binoculars
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Re: SOMETHING FELL IN ALASKA!
that is not a contrail from a jet

must be a rocket test maybe Russia sending Biden a warning?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


Agreed. Too much smoke and what appears to be unburnt fuel to be an electrogravitic UFO. This is either a missile or a large high-altitude craft of conventional design. The question is, with all the fear-mongering and saber-rattling going on right now, why wouldn't they want us to know about it? Perhaps it's because it would make the US look vulnerable and right now, they want the full confidence and support of the public for a proxy war with Russia. Knowing what they could do in retaliation might scare Americans back to their senses. It's Alaska after all, which Russia originally controlled and there has been recent talk of Russia taking it back (although that's just more posturing).
 Quoting: The Alkahest


the scary part is, our government has been overthrown by Israel

they don't care if we get nuked by Russia
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82536630


To save the country they should try to do it with the least amount of kinetic damage. Keep infrastructure intact. A bioweapon or some shit might be a good idea.
 Quoting: jackfoos


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Re: SOMETHING FELL IN ALASKA!
looking at that last image closely.

Looks like there could be something elongated and Metallic.

Then in the smoke there are 3 clear sections of thick Black smoke in between grey smoke, a bit like a bar code.

Pulse Jet engine failure possibly ?

Dont Pulse Jet engines Pulse out, would one Pulse out black smoke like that if it failed ?

"""What is a pulse engine ?



A pulsejet engine (or pulse jet) is a type of jet engine in which combustion occurs in pulses. A pulsejet engine can be made with few or no moving parts, and is capable of running statically (i.e. it does not need to have air forced into its inlet, typically by forward motion"""

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a quick history on ufos.they started out as blimps,then disc,then nazis came up with dreadnaught the crossbreed of disc and blimp.then a few years back usa made a dreadnaught that was like 300 yards long.
what i think we are looking at is the skin of a dreadnaught train.a very long hybrid blimp ufo.probably sent to space via hydrogen then towed into orbit where the internals will be assembled inside a bag tube.what we are seeing is the skin of the dreadnaught.a giant ufo train.faster than light and massive cargo shipper.
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Failed hypersonic missile test.
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I'm guessing might have been someone's private satelletie, maybe that musk queer who has been flapping his gums too loud just lately & someone decided to blow up his shit to shut him the fuck up. And plus also, musk has the ugliest most punchable face I have ever seen. Musk you are an ugly stupid cunt.
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Don't forget that a civilian airliner was spotted in the area as well. I wonder if it was an attempt at retaliation for the incursion over Russia involving a fighter jet that was under a Serbian airliner.
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Failed hypersonic missile test.
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Definitely a possibility.

I think we all agree those images have zero characteristics of a dissipating Con trail, in unusual atmospheric conditions.

Definitely some Pulsing of black Smoke from what ever UFO failed, getting Thicker, darker, and more frequent as it comes down.
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No Chinese got the balls run up on USA.
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Cmon guys! Its clearly a geese!
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Chemtrail jets malfunction
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Is it just me loves these types of threads ?

GLP Classics.

Father-in-law thinks it looks Klingon.

Poor old fucker is losing his marbles bless him.
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Buzz me when something goes berserk in the Gulf of Alaska.

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