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Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023

 
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Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
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Optimus is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 57 kg. It can lift objects weighing 68 kg and carry about 20 kg at speeds up to 8 km/h

He will do the work that people refuse to do. According to Elon, such a robot "will change the world more than Tesla cars.

This is what will replace useless eaters in the 4th industrial revolution, ala Schwabs totalitarian technocracy.

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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Costs much more than paying human's salary.

Then you still have to pay a human to fix and maintain them.

Seems like a big waste.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
fleshlight included ?
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
fleshlight included ?
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Costs much more than paying human's salary.

Then you still have to pay a human to fix and maintain them.

Seems like a big waste.
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Compared to temperamental humans, once robots reach $40k, they will replace most jobs. Software upgrades.
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Don't be afraid.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Neurolink was supposedly going to be ready by this time and offered in mall kiosks or whatever Musk said a year or two ago. instead theyre doing clinical trials of a much lesser tech that allows paralysed people to move a curser with their mind - meaning the real neuralink is years away.

We'll see about this robot.
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Awesome, these robots will free us from menial labor and allow us to spend more time on GLP solving real problems
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Will this be the tech used to create AI-controlled, Terminator style warriors?
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
More importantly, does it make toast?
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Awesome, these robots will free us from menial labor and allow us to spend more time on GLP solving real problems
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More like murder you in your sleep
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Can I upload my consciousness into it?
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Neurolink was supposedly going to be ready by this time and offered in mall kiosks or whatever Musk said a year or two ago. instead theyre doing clinical trials of a much lesser tech that allows paralysed people to move a curser with their mind - meaning the real neuralink is years away.

We'll see about this robot.
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Cybertruck was supposedly going to be ready by this time.

Neuralink was never going to be ready by this time, it's just a test project. Such technology is many years away (20 maybe), if even possible.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Like every 21st century futurist scenario they're building, it's a scam.

Tesla makes shitty expensive cars that are doing far more damage than gasoline cars in the long run.

All "green" technology is wildly inneficient, impractical, and expensive. Oh and it destroys far more non-renewable resources than gas and coal. All "green" companies and initiatives are a scam that fills the trough of gov't and private business with taxpayer money under the guise of "climate emergency."

Globalism--an idea that never made sense logistically--has been a complete fucking catastrophe they refuse to acknowledge. China's been poisoning the world with shitty subpar product while burning hundreds of thousands of gallons to ship a box of pencils to a country they could have been made in the first place. Globalism is just watching a once-stable global economy fall into a black hole where business axioms are flipped upside down for vague never-answered reasons (that box of pencils should cost about $50 for all the time and then from China to Indiana.

The 21st century "future" is just grifters in late-stage capitalism conning people with buzzwords and stupid ideas they claim will save the world while they're actually actively destroying it.
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This guy is really smelling like the antichrist considering the AC consults artificial intelligence and literally gets his POWER from China.

Now he owns Twitter and will control the narrative. Free speech for all unless you go against him that is.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Didn’t he warn about AI taking over the world? Seems like he is helping to bring it about.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
So you have a tesla car for $40K and a robot to do everything for you including figuring out your problems and creating more free time for $40K...sounds pretty good. Not much reason to go to college and much cheaper at $80K.
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SOLARIA - Asimov
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They identify and vote as Democrats.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
With which chips ?
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I'd buy one if it does dishes and feeds my chickens
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and, the Government is giving him the money for all
these very expensive projects.
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Costs much more than paying human's salary.

Then you still have to pay a human to fix and maintain them.

Seems like a big waste.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


Your 20th century concept of "costs" and "salary" are irrelevent.
You will be assimliated.

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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
I'd buy one if it does dishes and feeds my chickens
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It will feed your dishes to your chickens.

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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
How long before they teach it kung fu?
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Can I upload my consciousness into it?
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Yours?
Yes.
Any intellect smaller than PONG can go in.
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How long before they teach it kung fu?
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Costs much more than paying human's salary.

Then you still have to pay a human to fix and maintain them.

Seems like a big waste.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


Compared to temperamental humans, once robots reach $40k, they will replace most jobs. Software upgrades.
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Robots.
Running Windows 13.
Amazing performance, between the blue screens and murders.

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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Any videos of this thing in action?
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Each unit will require on main processor and multiple chips...
At least we know where they are going.

I'm going to build a microwave weapon just for entities like this.
Making the high voltage transformer light enough is something I've been working on...
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Re: Tesla plans to begin production of the Optimus humanoid robot in 2023
Any videos of this thing in action?
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[link to www.cnbc.com (secure)]

Musk is so scared of robots taking over the world that he’s building human robots and implanted microchips for human brains.

Sounds a lot like bill gates warning of a pandemic, then a pandemic happening.


I see a lot of right wingers falling in love with Elon because he says some pretty common sense things that oppose Wokeness.

Don’t fall for it
The United States of America: 1776-2020
The UnUnited States of Marxism: 2021- ?

There is one party and it uses the same method of police interrogators.

republiCONS - play good cop
democRATS - play bad cop

Then the media twists it around

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