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JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours

 
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Oy gavult, the hasidim can't take this fakakta flying!!
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Thought the same thing. Fat blue star whinging.
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Hilarious seeing & hearing his muffled outburst wearing his muzzle like a good slave. He could've ditched the muzzle if he really wanted off?
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$50.00 credit?

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 Quoting: Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes


I busted out laughing at the $50 too. This is why I pay more to fly Delta. I've never had a bad flight and I fly from coast to coast.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
I would have solved that problem real quick, simply by taking off my mask. The plane being on the ground, they HAVE to get you off. And I'll claim a medical emergency, too.
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Brilliant! I bet that would work.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
its a plane, you see many don't live in reality. flying aircraft dont take off or land in a cross wind, you can try.
i dont fly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80401262


There are limits to land or take off. A B-52s wheels "crab" (turn right or left) so the aircraft can land in heavy crosswinds


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77376498


35 knot cross wind is pretty standard limitation for air carrier jets,,but there are also other "stormy" weather criteria or conditions that could make a go around/divert the better idea then continuing.

I gotta admit 4 approaches is a lot of work and I am surprised they had the gas for that, or rather thats how important it is for the passengers and the jet and crew end up where they are supposed to.
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Jet Blue. You get what you pay for.
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Weather problems. Can't blame it on an airline. They got to their destination safely.

Most dangerous part of a trip is driving to the airport and driving away from an airport once you've landed.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 04/12/2022 06:56 PM
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
LOL, they got a $50 credit.
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They were able to buy 30 limes

Thread: Just left the local Grocery Store-$1.29 for ONE Lime.
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Hahahahahahaha 5 star reply!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
They were NOT hostages. Why do GLPEers insist on dramatizing everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76509910


If they took the time to see what the problem was, they would not say the passengers were hostages for 7 hours!

The plane was delayed in Cancun for 5 hours and 4 minutes! They sat inside the airport then boarded. So, it was late leaving the gate in Cancun! Probably because of the weather in NYC!

Flight time was 4 hours 12 minutes. They attempted to land at JFK. When that didn't work out, they diverted to Newark. They were on the ground there for 60 minutes. Then took off and landed at JFK.

[link to flightaware.com (secure)]
 Quoting: nutmeg


This really does work.

Give it a try nutmeg thumbs

ps, love your GLP screenname, btw redface

https://imgur.com/a/n9XWCmm


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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Fly them back to Cancun? BS
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They were supposed to land at JFK. They made 4 attempts but the pilots decided it was too dangerous so they landed at the Newark Airport in Jersey.

Instead of just letting them off in Newark they made them sit on the plane for 7hours so they could takeoff from Newark and Land at JFK like they were supposed to.

To be clear Newark is a 1hr and 15min drive from JFK.

They wasted an extra 6hours of their time by not just letting them off at Newark.

Id be furious and looking to sue them.

I hate flying anyway so there's a chance I may have beaten the shit out of a staff member just to get off the plane.

Youre flying in a petri dish and they're making you sit in it for an extra 6hours?

In the era of covid there's a case here.
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Yup, that holding them hostage bit i inexcusable.
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Fly them back to Cancun? BS
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They were supposed to land at JFK. They made 4 attempts but the pilots decided it was too dangerous so they landed at the Newark Airport in Jersey.

Instead of just letting them off in Newark they made them sit on the plane for 7hours so they could takeoff from Newark and Land at JFK like they were supposed to.

To be clear Newark is a 1hr and 15min drive from JFK.

They wasted an extra 6hours of their time by not just letting them off at Newark.

Id be furious and looking to sue them.

I hate flying anyway so there's a chance I may have beaten the shit out of a staff member just to get off the plane.

Youre flying in a petri dish and they're making you sit in it for an extra 6hours?

In the era of covid there's a case here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82121352


"Instead of just letting them off in Newark they made them sit on the plane for 7hours"


NOT true.
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Fly them back to Cancun? BS
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They were supposed to land at JFK. They made 4 attempts but the pilots decided it was too dangerous so they landed at the Newark Airport in Jersey.

Instead of just letting them off in Newark they made them sit on the plane for 7hours so they could takeoff from Newark and Land at JFK like they were supposed to.

To be clear Newark is a 1hr and 15min drive from JFK.

They wasted an extra 6hours of their time by not just letting them off at Newark.

Id be furious and looking to sue them.

I hate flying anyway so there's a chance I may have beaten the shit out of a staff member just to get off the plane.

Youre flying in a petri dish and they're making you sit in it for an extra 6hours?

In the era of covid there's a case here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82121352

Yup, that holding them hostage bit i inexcusable.
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It's NOT true. They were in Newark for one hour.
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04/12/2022 06:50 PM
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
airlines are private companies albeit highly regulated by the government

at the end of the day your asking some dude for a service and you sign away your right to.. complain, basically

make your own airplane or walk if its that much of a problem
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also,



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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
LOL, they got a $50 credit.
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They were able to buy 30 limes

Thread: Just left the local Grocery Store-$1.29 for ONE Lime.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80372015


It's an 'out of court settlement'.
If you took the money, you accepted their terms and conditions.
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Did this plane not have an emergency door?
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A lot of shady things take place on commercial flights, including organized harassment and even covert assassinations. I believe that movie "Snakes On a Plane" from a number of years ago was the Luciferian 'warning' to all of us sheeple about these and other potential risks of flying.
"What you think, you become." - Buddha
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$50 hush money?? HA!

Hope someone sues their ass!
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
its a plane, you see many don't live in reality. flying aircraft dont take off or land in a cross wind, you can try.
i dont fly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80401262


Tons of Crosswind Landing videos on YouTube. A380's are fun to watch.
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Ultimately they all sucked it. We’re all sheep.
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
I would have solved that problem real quick, simply by taking off my mask. The plane being on the ground, they HAVE to get you off. And I'll claim a medical emergency, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75031641


I'm surprised they didn't duck tape him to a seat, arrest him and slap an $80,000 fine on him for interfering with a flight crew.

Remember when stewardesses dressed like hookers in high heels and mini-skirts with lots of cleavage?

Now they hate you and treat you like hostages.

https://imgur.com/a/3veCv3y

 Quoting: DeploraVision ™


Yeah and now some fruit serves you instead.
Freedom requires breathing room, the Constitution presupposes that there will be some crazies among us so that the rest of us can enjoy freedom. - Judge Andrew Napolitano

A huge shit cloud is coming!
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
I don't feel bad for these people.

If they really wanted to revolt, they should have not flown at all.

They should be protesting the Biden coup, big tech, big corporations, big airlines, big everything.

The fact that they're vacationing while other people are going hungry bc tptb are continually fucking us up the ass and holding us hostage with their stupid political games and fake wars, is disgusting imo.
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Just open the door or piss into the cockpit!

So many ways.....
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They got $fiddy dollars!

Haha!!
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
Sounds like the old Twighlight zone episode (The Odessey of flight 33) where a plane could never land and the passengers went crazy!
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its a plane, you see many don't live in reality. flying aircraft dont take off or land in a cross wind, you can try.
i dont fly.
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Wtf are you talking about?
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Re: JetBlue passengers revolt after 4 failed landing attempts, beg to get off at Newark - hostage for hours
So they did not allowed anyone to get off at Newark for seven hours?

That sounds to me like Domestic Terrorism... where was TSA or US Marshalls?

OH YEAH! Getting the CIA Terrorist penises at checkpoint.
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its a plane, you see many don't live in reality. flying aircraft dont take off or land in a cross wind, you can try.
i dont fly.
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You probably never heard of Kai Tak Airport.
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$50.00 credit?

:cage:
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I spit my beer out when she said that LMFAO…
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a 50 dollar credit................................


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am now insulted by Jet Blue and will contact them to let them know of the poor job they are doing in the world.
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Sounds like the old Twighlight zone episode (The Odessey of flight 33) where a plane could never land and the passengers went crazy!
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Also a scene from one of The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy books… passengers traveling in space are put to sleep for the trip, somehow they end up stranded on a planet, every hundred years or so they are woken up temporarily by the automated system and offered peanuts… their hair and fingernails are super long because they are restrained and have been there thousands of years.. fucking hilarious if you’ve never read the series you should





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