Survival is about being the biggest asshole

bump for the assholes!

no

But if your huge asshole can also snap back closed watertight then you win

OR maybe they don't chirp because they're SLEEPING.

They sleep because the mind is in a state of boredom/fear and the body is in a state of survival.

Sleep is used as a means to pass time and to expedite healing from the efforts of the day before.

No it's not, cooperation is far more important.

The aholes expect you to cooperate and take care of their baby mommas, you're 'lucky' to get a child or two yourself.

80/20 rule.

This does not matter. They will become fine Americans serving a cause, the same cause, that has always brought them joy yet remained out of grasp due to missed opportunity. This they will receive and much more. Yes, together, we all build a better tomorrow where every person is better off than before we were born. And perhaps, lay down a bit of justice. Make no mistake, this is just as much about rewarding as it is disciplining, if not more so!

Of course, some will inevitably choose the life of sin, despite every warning just short of the heavens crashing down upon them. Some will become willing ushers for the venue that is human suffering to those who would, or often have no choice but to listen. These are what laws are for, what every person has established already for themselves and for others, thus proving the validity and accepting the legitimacy of the concept.

Rest assured, no person's full value will ever go to waste.

You know what they say.. big asshole.. big poops.

The Biggest Assholes get killed.
Everybody hates them.

It is the Smartest Assholes that survive.
Everyone puts up with them because they need them to help them survive.
(they know or have all the cool shit and know how to fix and make stuff)
Being an indispensable asshole, is the Best thing you can be.

You want to make a distinction where one doesn't exist.

If there was a distinction however, it would be that the 'smart asshole' is forced to share his cool shit and knowledge with the biggest asshole or he would be forced into extinction.

The one who learned how to build a house outside the cave had to share with the others or they would take his shit.

That's if there was a distinction at all though.

and thriving is about being the most compassionate

thus why people who only try to survive never really thrive, do they?

What a predicament

Yup the greedy with no care for others are the ones who have it easy

when you are in survival mode - you depend on (revert to) the Reptilian "brain" which doesn't care about anyone but itself.

Q: Why are turds tapered?

A: So your asshole doesn't slam.

Humans can be monsters.

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