Update: Extended time to 2:00 A.M. EST: Annual Easter Caption Contest--STARTS NOW! Let's have a "doom-break!" Upgrade!

CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR
CAPTIONS.

REALLY GREAT JOB!!



WINNERS IN NEXT POST!


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HERE WE GO: AWARDS PART OF THE CONTEST:

CONGRATULATIONS TO LILOPIN (PG.3) AND HOWYOUDOIN? (PAGE 1-3)


Winner pics WINNER IS "HowYouDoin?":
Special shout-out to "HowYouDoin" for giving us
a real SUPER EFFORT in providing really great
captions--What a wonderful imagination! TY



Captions found on Pages 1-3



“OMG, that cat got out???”

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Page 1 (my favorite from "Howyoudoin?"



“Dating is so much easier now that I identify as a raccoon!”
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Get vaxxed they said, come out of lock down, they said!!!
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You want to let me out and you know it!

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NUMBER #1:


If that two timing dog is still out running around with that raccoon! !

NUMBER #2:


Wait! you really hung out with a raccoon?

NUMBER #3:



Nah, she told me she was a cat!


Terrific captions, HowYouDoin!!

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“I think something just smelled my hair!”

AND



Dear Uber eats guy,

Leave the sushi and no one gets hurt.

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SECOND WINNER: Lilopin Page 3:






Thanks everyone--you made my DAY!


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Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 04/18/2022 01:35 PM

I hope it's grotesqueness will not disqualify me. Tried to keep it PG lol

NOTE:

THIS CAPTION CONTEST IS ALWAYS "OPEN" TO NEW CAPTIONS
--EVEN AFTER THE AWARDS ARE GIVEN!

Try to keep HUMOR in your day even with all the
crummy news out there. There is ALWAYS something funny
we can share to keep our spirits up!

Next contest coming up soon! Here is a suggestion we
can use for next time--or for "in-between times" if you
wish--

I like this one:


Thread: I'm a squirrel who was ran over last week - I've been reincarnated as a cat


Thanks again everyone for your great shares!



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Thank you for hosting the contest and for the upgrade! Have a great day!

i dont care what that cat said. I didnt not have se%ual relations with that raccoon.

I identify as a rat, but thats not my problem that's your problem (the lazy pose)

Here ya go!


"...i dont care what that cat said. I did not have se%ual relations with that raccoon."

...Ah...the "GHOST OF CLINTONS PAST!"




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Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 04/18/2022 04:03 PM

Here's a challenge...can you put these TWO PICS together
for a funny caption?

I KNOW there is something funny there...just can't
capture it today.


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Dog:

This is the last time I clean up after a cat vaccination event.

Cat:

Next time you’ll need a bigger shovel. The feline Boosters are coming. Hahahahahahaha (evil laugh)

Last Edited by HowYouDoin? on 04/18/2022 08:52 PM

HowYouDoin!!

Wow! YOU DID IT!!

I didn't think anyone could come up with a caption
that could LINK THOSE 2 PICTURES...how do you do it?

I'll try to think of a caption tonight...maybe
something about when Biden pooped himself and the
White House cat! lol! We'll see!


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O.K. HERE IS MY TRY (TO LINK THE 2 PICTURES ABOVE)

This is a really quick "story" caption:

Two pets in the White House (one a dog...one a cat)
are watching T.V. reports of the Easter Egg Roll Party.

Then this clip comes up:

https://twitter.com/_/status/1516087819185405956

[link to twitter.com (secure)]

The TWO PETS HAVE VERY DIFFERENT REACTIONS to their owner's (Biden's) dementia-moment:

The dog--ALWAYS loyal to Biden to the end--cleans up
Bidens pooh (after he got scared by the Easter Bunny)
What a "GOOD DOG!"


"The BIG GUY has cleaned up PLENTY after me all
these years. I'm still by his side NO MATTER WHAT."

However...
Ever the INDEPENDENT CAT...Bosco watched the humiliating
T.V. clip of his owner (Biden) afraid of the Easter Bunny
and decides..."It's TIME TO EXIT THIS SHIT SHOW!"


Let me out of here! Message on the note says:

"Please help me...My owner has LOST IT and HE THINKS
I'M THE EASTER BUNNY! He's beating the crap outta me!
HELP! HELP!"


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I got your PM thank you for the win trial but I don't think I can PM being on trial.

Yeah they usually give some extra grace period so I would say a week after the 5th is probably good.

Love the caption threads - they are so fun to read. Lots of great comics here on GLP!

Now on to attempt to caption the ones you just put up.


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I get the biggest chuckle every time I see this pic.





Koooool Daddy Fat Cat wonders where da wimmons at?


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Every time they allow Biden to wander - this is what happens and I have to clean it up.




You are under my spell Poochy - I left that for you but, you will always believe it was Biden. (evil laugh)



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Got it, Lilopin!! Congratulations.

Yes, I love these Caption contests--when I get "blue"
I come in here and review all the entries...I always see
something I missed and I can LAUGH AGAIN...HURRAY!

Thanks for your additions tonight--came in late after a
long nap.

You're a riot!


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oh hai O'



I never saw the thread until now
that's all

-_-

it must have been hidden from me in the portal

Yeah...Those danmed PORTALS really cause alot of
confusion for me too!

Glad to see ya!

Next caption contest is for Mother's Day...
May something or other. I'll be here!


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