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Can we have just ONE useful SURVIVAL THREAD?
Dear Sister & Brothers, Dear GLPRS, after 20+ years I am confused.

(If you don't feel like a lot of reading - skip to "start here".)

We have follow-up threads for WARS, CODIV (sic), USED CAR PRICES, US ELECTIONS, even for things like POLE SHIFT, ICE AGE, and small things like FAMINE, and then just like pure, golden, old-fashioned, DOOM.

But even when the topic surfaces here and there, and whoever addresses it gets labelled as a LARP, or even worse, a SHILL, it NEVER STICKS. Is that because we want to "keep our secrets to us"? "We don't want others to REALLY know how to survive" - "because it reduces MY odds?" All in all, I don't like that, I don't follow that, I WOULD like to change it though.

The internet is full of "Canadian Preppers" (no pun intended) who like to broadcast their own face in their own car after a good meal, who speak wise words when their belly is full, but those people are typically the ones who starve to death when TSHTF.

So I'm a relatively late-born prepper, given that I've known I need to do that since 1998 or so. I only started quite recently.

Start here.

So HOW ABOUT some actual hands-on instructions for your fellow man/woman? Is that too much to ask?

For example;


We all get instructions on how to pack your bug-out-bag, how to prep, what to prep, how to store your meal, but how about the ACTUAL PREPPING? YOU?

I've done my learning. I have good quality hiking boots. They are REALLY good, new and shiny. What happens when you walk for 5 hours in them? You get HORRIBLE blisters. You need 2 weeks to recover! What if you don't HAVE 2 WEEKS?

So - you need to wear them out a bit up front. Walk 100 miles in them - then you're good. Money can't buy you that you know, no matter how much you want it to.

Then your "bug out bag". It's good quality, you have EVERYTHING you need in there, it weighs 20kg / 40lbs, and it kills you after 2 miles. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CARRY IT. For WEEKS. The ONLY way to do that, is PRACTICE.

And how about the distance? What if electricity is gone, all combustion engines are gone, all roads and rails are gone? HOW DO YOU GET "THERE"? What if you need to cover 1000miles in a month? CAN YOU REALLY HANDLE THAT? Even 500?

What about your gazillion WATT military-grade flashlight? You know the specs, but CAN YOU USE IT? Especially in a hurry? How to make it last as long as possible?

What about your all-round-belt-tool, that has a compass, GPS, 27 different blades, 129 plyers, 157000 scredrivers, CAN YOU USE IT IN THE DARK? Under pressure?

What about when you're out in the open, it's cold, you're hungry, AND it starts to POOR RAIN? Can you handle it? Can YOU REALLY cook your meal?

How about you're bugging out, you have ALL your stuff there, but suddenly there's 1 mile of water you have to cross (for whatever reason). CAN YOU DO IT? In the summer? What if it's November? February without ice?


I mean MOST of these things come BEFORE you get to your PLANNED BUGGING OUT location.

Can we talk about something like this for once?

DON'T COPY/PASTE LINKS - RATHER SHARE YOUR PERSONAL LEARNINGS and feelings - PLEASE!


Ta.
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04/22/2022 04:54 PM
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watch some Survivorman
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tldr
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72707185



Can you read THIS?



:retard:
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watch some Survivorman
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Wow you REALLY prove my point. GLP is all about twätter and youboob-links.

COME ON GUYS! We are SO MUCH better than this B-hole. We must have SOME wisdom to share? Anything? I already gave you a bunch to survive in the opening alone!
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04/22/2022 05:06 PM
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Most of us have already made our choices.

I'm bugging in.

My location is a small, semi-rural town with a dam, solar array and no riots.

I'm right where I need to be.
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04/22/2022 05:08 PM
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I'll give you one.

Y'know how in movies people go to the tap and turn it on trying to get some water and.. nothing?

That's because there's no water pressure.

Go downstairs and check the water heater tank.. it's full.

Depending on the region you're in using water heating tanks, of course.

In a distaster scenario.. befriend a plumber.
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watch some Survivorman
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81006967



Wow you REALLY prove my point. GLP is all about twätter and youboob-links.

COME ON GUYS! We are SO MUCH better than this B-hole. We must have SOME wisdom to share? Anything? I already gave you a bunch to survive in the opening alone!
 Quoting: Karlgel


I want the fuckers to die. So no.


I’m going to have all the hot pockets for myself
Malu
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I'll give you one.

Y'know how in movies people go to the tap and turn it on trying to get some water and.. nothing?

That's because there's no water pressure.

Go downstairs and check the water heater tank.. it's full.

Depending on the region you're in using water heating tanks, of course.

In a distaster scenario.. befriend a plumber.
 Quoting: Anonymously 81115575


THANK YOU. We have one who is willing to share something useful.

May Jesus Christ bless you and protect you.
Anonymous Coward
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04/22/2022 05:19 PM
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There's millions thinking just the way you do. And millions and millions more every day who think they'll outsmart the rest. The problem is overpopulation with complete and utter degenerate turd world trash in all shades of black, brown, olive and yellow. They can't be trusted now in times of relative peace, then how the fuck are you going to trust anything or anyone in times of total collapse?

The Road, The Survivalist, the Book of Eli, Mad Max ... It all boils down to marauding hordes of degenerates. Strength in numbers. America might be vast, but that's mainly the completely inhospitable parts of it ... 380 million "Americans" + a billion+ jungle apes going up north ... It'll be way more crowded in the wild than you can bear to realise.

You need to stay where you are and stand your ground.
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04/22/2022 05:34 PM
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There's millions thinking just the way you do. And millions and millions more every day who think they'll outsmart the rest. The problem is overpopulation with complete and utter degenerate turd world trash in all shades of black, brown, olive and yellow. They can't be trusted now in times of relative peace, then how the fuck are you going to trust anything or anyone in times of total collapse?

The Road, The Survivalist, the Book of Eli, Mad Max ... It all boils down to marauding hordes of degenerates. Strength in numbers. America might be vast, but that's mainly the completely inhospitable parts of it ... 380 million "Americans" + a billion+ jungle apes going up north ... It'll be way more crowded in the wild than you can bear to realise.

You need to stay where you are and stand your ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78252602


Building community is key. My mother is immobile so bugging out isn't an option. I have good neighbors, especially next door, some real broads, like me.

I'm jumping into growing potatoes and such. Doing what I can.
I haven't talked to my neighbors about preparing. But they see I'm aimin to grow some food.

I'm currently trying to obtain some tools and of course, little by little, food to fill the pantry.
St Tidbits the Odd

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04/22/2022 05:42 PM
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The thread is pretty much dead but it is full of useful posts..
Thread: Practical Prepping Protocol even if Poor
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Re: Can we have just ONE useful SURVIVAL THREAD?
There's millions thinking just the way you do. And millions and millions more every day who think they'll outsmart the rest. The problem is overpopulation with complete and utter degenerate turd world trash in all shades of black, brown, olive and yellow. They can't be trusted now in times of relative peace, then how the fuck are you going to trust anything or anyone in times of total collapse?

The Road, The Survivalist, the Book of Eli, Mad Max ... It all boils down to marauding hordes of degenerates. Strength in numbers. America might be vast, but that's mainly the completely inhospitable parts of it ... 380 million "Americans" + a billion+ jungle apes going up north ... It'll be way more crowded in the wild than you can bear to realise.

You need to stay where you are and stand your ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78252602


Building community is key. My mother is immobile so bugging out isn't an option. I have good neighbors, especially next door, some real broads, like me.

I'm jumping into growing potatoes and such. Doing what I can.
I haven't talked to my neighbors about preparing. But they see I'm aimin to grow some food.

I'm currently trying to obtain some tools and of course, little by little, food to fill the pantry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76781814


Vegetables or fruit take time to grow and are prone to a whole list of diseases. Plus the fact that you'd have to watch over your crop day and night or you might wake up to an unpleasant surprise. Wouldn't you be better of breeding chickens and rabbits?

I don't believe in the community part either. It all goes sour at a point in time.

I've just bought and hoarded canned food I like, like tuna, pasta, flour, peaches. I'm sure it'll suffice for a year, maybe a year and a half. But if I don't get past that point, I'm totally fine with it. I see no point in surviving miserably for a future that is just inexistent. No sanitation, no medicine, no nothing ... everything just slowly degenerating into a wasteland.

What I found to be very powerful was to pick up praying again and getting right with the maker. If there's one thing I take away from veterans who've been through hell in war, they'll always say that prayer is what got them through it.
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I'll give you one.

Y'know how in movies people go to the tap and turn it on trying to get some water and.. nothing?

That's because there's no water pressure.

Go downstairs and check the water heater tank.. it's full.

Depending on the region you're in using water heating tanks, of course.

In a distaster scenario.. befriend a plumber.
 Quoting: Anonymously 81115575


THANK YOU. We have one who is willing to share something useful.

May Jesus Christ bless you and protect you.
 Quoting: Karlgel


Thanks.. and you're welcome.
I'll put on a good word for you, too.
And funny you mention that.
Some people may not believe it, however I've had a lot of...
*Ahem*.. luck, praying for stuff I need. I'm quite certain in a bad spot, I wouldn't be waiting for desperation to set in before asking for help in such a manner.

Just saying.
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04/23/2022 02:46 AM
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The thread is pretty much dead but it is full of useful posts..
Thread: Practical Prepping Protocol even if Poor
 Quoting: St Tidbits the Odd



Wow, this is great, THANKS!
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04/23/2022 02:50 AM

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Most of us have already made our choices.

I'm bugging in.

My location is a small, semi-rural town with a dam, solar array and no riots.

I'm right where I need to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39508589


I am guessing we are neighbors. You just described where I live to a T. You near Table Rock my friend?
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I don't believe in the community part either. It all goes sour at a point in time.

I've just bought and hoarded canned food I like, like tuna, pasta, flour, peaches. I'm sure it'll suffice for a year, maybe a year and a half. But if I don't get past that point, I'm totally fine with it. I see no point in surviving miserably for a future that is just inexistent. No sanitation, no medicine, no nothing ... everything just slowly degenerating into a wasteland.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78252602



I don't think it will be like that forever you know. Sure in the beginning it will be chaos, looting, violence, eventually people will also turn to cannibalism, but at some point it'll settle down. Even the preppers will be out of STORED food eventually.

That's when everyone alive will by latest start living off the nature again, agriculture will restart the traditional way, people will still know how to fish and hunt, and before you know it - not everyone will even have to spend their days obtaining just food.

That is of course - depending on what the future will look like. I mean if the magnetosphere really collapses and we're left with a thin, cold atmosphere with full of constant electrical storms - then it's another story. Getting right with God will for sure help - not having to be afraid.

But it appears that the ancients really LIVED like that (underground) 12'000 years ago, potentially also 6'000 and 3'000 years ago (even though not as extreme), and we are still here. So there will be a way, but it will not be easy.
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Don't try to milk a Brahma bull, don't run with scissors, don't try to buy game consoles from the brothers or stand up in a canoe.
There ya go.
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The thread is pretty much dead but it is full of useful posts..
Thread: Practical Prepping Protocol even if Poor
 Quoting: St Tidbits the Odd



Wow, this is great, THANKS!
 Quoting: Karlgel


Ask away there as well. I asked a mod so I could get it locked and start part 2 but to no avail. So. Most of those thread folks will answer a query even if its been asked a hundred times before.
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Become the leader of the horde!
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Do NOT tell anyone you're prepping - not your family, friends, and especially NOT your neighbors. Also, when the SHTF DO NOT be the one gaining weight while everyone else is losing weight - people will catch on you have a food stash and take that shit from you. Ration your food supply in a SHTF scenerio.

You mentioned your bug out bag being heavy - load light stuff on bottom (tight so it doesn't make any noise when walking) like your tarp or tent, then put heavy stuff at the top where your shoulders/back will support most of the weight - you'll be able to walk farther that way.

Best shtf tip - Be A Gray Man when bugging out.

Buy canned meat (lasts for a couple of years and you can eat it cold as most of it's pre-cooked.) ration it out and remember to NOT be the only one in your neighborhood gaining when when everyone else is losing weight.

SHTF BOB - google and read my book 'SHTF Bug Out Plan' full of info!
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SHTF BOB - google and read my book 'SHTF Bug Out Plan' full of info!
 Quoting: SHTFBOB 79280841


Thanks Bob, I bought your book on Amazon.de just now!

Looking forward to reading it. :-)
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SHTF BOB - google and read my book 'SHTF Bug Out Plan' full of info!
 Quoting: SHTFBOB 79280841


Thanks Bob, I bought your book on Amazon.de just now!

Looking forward to reading it. :-)
 Quoting: Karlgel


Thank You I appreciate that. It contains A LOT of INFO! Re-read it a few times to understand everthing to get the best use out of it.

I put in almost everything I could think of to help the avg person (and experts) bug out in style!

Happy reading and I hope you never have to bug out!

Bob
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Guess what, your neighbors will go door to door in a group and take all of the food from every house. Your preps will be theirs. Fight them and they will just burn your house down.
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Plan your travel to your bug out place. If its far away from the place you live now, you need to spot the stations you will need to make till you get there. If you can, you must already know where you plan to spend the night(s) and hide some supplies there before SHTF.
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Once...long ago I explained I have a TEOTWAWKI bag...

Its titanium spearheads(3) a magnifying glass, thread, and some fishhooks... bascially what you would need if you ended up in the paleo era again...without any true TECH.

Not saying I could survive it...but at least I have realistic expectations.
Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!
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Most of us have already made our choices.

I'm bugging in.

My location is a small, semi-rural town with a dam, solar array and no riots.

I'm right where I need to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39508589


same.
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Im planning the nicest euthenasia clinic
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There is no hope of survival.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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tldr
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putin-thiss

Why is this shit pinned? yawn
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SHTF BOB - google and read my book 'SHTF Bug Out Plan' full of info!
 Quoting: SHTFBOB 79280841


Thanks Bob, I bought your book on Amazon.de just now!

Looking forward to reading it. :-)
 Quoting: Karlgel

A LOT of idiots with money they don't deserve ready to throw it around at other GLP idiots for no good reason. GROW BRIAN A!

tard dumbass





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