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how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?

 
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline.

Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle.

Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire.

Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter.

You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere.

It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face.

…Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee.
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The can needs a handle like the add on handles for spray paint. If you don't have one, you'll waste time trying to identify the spray direction in the dark.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Shoot them in the nuts?
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere.

It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face.

…Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee.
 Quoting: REaliZe


The can needs a handle like the add on handles for spray paint. If you don't have one, you'll waste time trying to identify the spray direction in the dark.
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Yes, definitely. But I have cans from 3 different brands and they all have that little ‘ring handle’ to make it easy.
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04/29/2022 12:31 PM
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess!
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That sounds like a typical date for you.

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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers

the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it?

all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time
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Step 1: Get a real gun (12 gauge shotgun would be ideal for short range home defense - [link to www.mossberg.com (secure)] )

Step 2: Load the shotgun with defense rounds ( [link to www.midwayusa.com (secure)]

Step 3: When they break in, aim at their forehead and pull the trigger.


It'll stop them dead in their tracks. Works every time.

Anything less will just piss them off and they'll capture you, rape you, torture you, and then kill you.

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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers

the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it?

all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time
 Quoting: Catseye


A can of wasp spray will put them out of commission. Spray it into their eyes & mouth.
I also keep a cpl cans of Fox Five Point Three ( Law Enforcement Formula ) Mace in my bedroom ( The foam for inside the house) and a large canister of the cone dispersal for the outside.

I sleep with a sawed off 12 gauge (1/16th above legal ) by my bed , A .40 cal Shield with hollow point rounds under my pillow , and have a handgun and rifles , AR15 in every room in the house within grabbing distance.

To protect your doors you can take a fishing net and load it down with fishing hooks for doors and windows , I also keep baseball bats and A Lead filled Truckers Tire Thump in a cpl rooms .

I’m not worried about someone coming in on me , My dogs would lose their minds if someone they didn’t know walked in or broke in the house and whenever I am home I am ALWAYS strapped with My sidearm and an extra mag. I always keep 1 round chambered too.

If someone wants in bad enough they will find a way, especially by just busting out a window!!
That’s where you have to be prepared to use your weapon and know how to use your weapon , Constantly practice with it , drawing , shooting , stance , Combat Breathing Techniques , and Most importantly , Muscle Memory to draw that gun into firing position each and every time .

You shoot until the threat IS Completely eliminated… Completely Eliminated!
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Pressure pads and rasberry pi connected to a speaker and an audio file, connect that to a rather nice sound track of 'get my gun'love followed by a few clicks and a test round.

Can even connect via a rasberry pi to a trigger actuator for a more 'immediate' conclusion to the situation.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Poisoned dog means they are coming.

Deter make them think twice
Detect know when they are coming in
Delay slow their entry
Defend destroy them with extreme prejudice
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
one. cut an extension cord. never mind..
two. im not going there.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Power tools.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers

the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it?

all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time
 Quoting: Catseye


Sharpened spikes in the yard (reenforcement rod or pipe scraps sharpened) ankle height at an angle.

Spring loaded 2x4, trip line activated with or without spikes.

Caltrops, strategically placed on walkways. Could just bend nails and tac weld together.

Hide outside and use a large can of pepper spray or bear spray.

Or leave out some bait, booby trapped or with those cheap tracking devices, something they would steal.

Motion detectors are also cheap. Can even rewire a motion light to notify you inside the house when someone is coming.
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A honey badger taped to the end of a pole......
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers

the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it?

all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time
 Quoting: Catseye


Sharpened spikes in the yard (reenforcement rod or pipe scraps sharpened) ankle height at an angle.

Spring loaded 2x4, trip line activated with or without spikes.

Caltrops, strategically placed on walkways. Could just bend nails and tac weld together.

Hide outside and use a large can of pepper spray or bear spray.

Or leave out some bait, booby trapped or with those cheap tracking devices, something they would steal.

Motion detectors are also cheap. Can even rewire a motion light to notify you inside the house when someone is coming.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess!
 Quoting: Music muse


That sounds like a typical date for you.

DOrolleyes
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Lol!!! Haha 5abanana2 I wouldn’t hurt a fly :D

Last Edited by Music muse on 04/29/2022 01:49 PM
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"This shotgun has non-lethal rounds. That means I can shoot you as many times as I want and laugh while doing it."

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If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess!
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My sign says I don't shoot to kill, I aim to maim.
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If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess!
 Quoting: Music muse


My sign says I don't shoot to kill, I aim to maim.
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Yep!
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
I have 3 Bull-breed dogs. All 55lb +
They are VERY territorial and very loyal, and sleep on the floor in the same room as me.
By the time an intruder gets anywhere near my room, we are all awake and ready to go.

Trying to feed poison to 3 dogs, while they are actively eating your extremities, is kinda difficult.
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No need to "fight dirty". I have a 9mm next to me in the nightstand with a round in the chamber and a 12 round magazine. Bad Hombre will be dead before he hits the my wood floor.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
I have 3 Bull-breed dogs. All 55lb +
They are VERY territorial and very loyal, and sleep on the floor in the same room as me.
By the time an intruder gets anywhere near my room, we are all awake and ready to go.

Trying to feed poison to 3 dogs, while they are actively eating your extremities, is kinda difficult.
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A slingshot with a few poisoned doggie treats can easily be accomplished while still 75 feet away
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere.

It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face.

…Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee.
 Quoting: REaliZe


Actually, wasp spray works just as well and shoots really really far.
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I have guns in every room but I also keep Bear Spray next to the gun on my night stand by my bed.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere.

It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face.

…Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee.
 Quoting: REaliZe


Actually, wasp spray works just as well and shoots really really far.
 Quoting: Whiskey*Tango


My 70 year old mom just bought a shotgun. She said she’ll rack it at the top of the stairs, they’ll have to turn a corner to see her, while she waits for 911. She lives just outside Detroit.
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Paint can on rope, searing hot lighter on door knob, broken Christmas ornaments on floor...
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I see what you did there.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
excellent ideas everyone! thanks so much!


I since found out the dog was very old, the owner is just assuming it was poisoned because he’s a bit nuts, he’s French and old, so we don’t really know what happened yet, and he is pretty secluded at the end of our neighborhood


but it did get me to realize I need to be prepared, dog poisonings are not so rare here

a friend of mine had his dogs poisoned here years ago, he found out who did it and sent a couple of people to work the guy over, the guy got his legs busted to pieces so bad that he never walked again
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