Don't get stoned with armadillos

The entire process, it's almost self explaining.
It's like growing beans, that grows in the desert with very specific conditions, and it can also "fuck you up" in the good sense.
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I wrote a thread a long time ago about the weird old man who gave me a masonic handshake at the Tractor Supply store. I related how I made the mistake of talking in line about how I needed to eradicate the armadillos tearing up my lawn. So the conversation got started and they all weighed in, even the 400 pound stock guy with the sticker gun sticking out of his pants, about various lethal methods that would not attract the Law.

I then - for some inexplicable reason - spontaneously announced I was trying to make friends with Crows. This resulted in a bunch of old men regaling me with their Crow stories and debating how many caw caws I needed to call out - 2 caw caws in a row or bursts of 3 calls? It was quite the lively discussion.

There was a table set up outside where nice gentlemen were asking about if I knew Jesus - it was some point after that, one of the old guys shook my hand with some kind of strange grasp so I inquired on GLP about if this was a masonic shake.

You never know when you are gonna need GLP for important feed back and advice about something like this.

Hey! Armadillos don't garden my dudes, they just dig - and whisper and scurry.

And wear weird sweaters with no pants.

Alligators wear khaki pants - remember that?

If that's a true effin story, that's solid yo

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done..


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We have so many dead armadillos along our highways here in Louisiana, just sayin...

It does ring a bell, but I keep thinkin of Steve Irwin for some reason, lol.

LOL
Someone wrote a long story here how they were driving along a small state highway with a friend on a dark night.
Nothing in site for miles & then they saw these 2 alligator being with khaki pants walking upright like humans.

The story was well written and pretty believable.