I got fired by my boss today and I was the only employee

That's funny shit right there.

He sounds like a dumbass. You’re better off

Sound like he going out of business...

Did he touch you?

You need to tell his wife

No, you’re a thumb-sucking slacker so engrossed in your phone you now have to wear coke-bottle glasses.

what do you smoke op?

anything good on youtube?

I told you I needed to work while on my clock.

Not watch YouTube and smoke cigarettes.

And if you recall the 4th grade they taught about angles and shit. To get around a 90 degree corner you cut 2 45 degree angles. To get around a 45 you cut 2 22.5 angles. Get it?

You better shape up or you'll be that fucking loser screwing up my order at taco bell.

He never washed either. Dirty mofo

youtube head.

On your next job, maybe you'll get off your ass and do some work.

I spent the night with Angie but I did not have sex with her.

She didn't even show me her circles in the pool.

checks out

what an azzhole

I don’t get it. You are saying your wife handed you divorce papers?