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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29475743 United States 05/07/2022 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots. The pussification of men continues. |
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Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 76266643 United States 05/07/2022 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I actually am a husband left unattended in a parking lot by the Mrs. And I have brought my laptop, have written reports, and worked at my job as she shopped. My office is wherever I may quietly situate myself with my laptop and phone. She sometimes forgets me for hours. Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 05/07/2022 02:24 PM Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81132872 United States 05/07/2022 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots. So that has got to be the pinnacle of emasculation. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81172220 United States 05/07/2022 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots. The pussification of men continues. If the commercial was honest that would not have cast what they view as manly man dude's dude types. Should have been beta, milquetoasty soy boy types. |
HillbillyJoe
User ID: 79683022 United States 05/07/2022 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My old lady and I we do 90% of our shopping online. We do pick ups at WalMart and Sprouts. If we are forced into WalMart, we hit the door like we're part of the fucking SAS, DevGru, or Delta. We have dry runs, recon, breakdown scenarios, know are targets, we're in and out like ninjas! I should write a book: Small Unit Tactics for WalMart shopping. 1.1.7---Large scale bread aisle assaults. 1.1.7b Breaking contact with chatty grannies. We both hate to shop. My wife's such a fucking unicorn, I would have checked her DNA if she hadn't carried two of my children. Last Edited by HillbillyJoe on 05/07/2022 03:27 PM “Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become devils.” |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83117523 Colombia 05/07/2022 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My old lady and I we do 90% of our shopping online. We do pick ups at WalMart and Sprouts. If we are forced into WalMart, we hit the door like we're part of the fucking SAS, DevGru, or Delta. Quoting: HillbillyJoe We have dry runs, recon, breakdown scenarios, know are targets, we're in and out like ninjas! I should write a book: Small Unit Tactics for WalMart shopping. 1.1.7---Large scale bread aisle assaults. 1.1.7b Breaking contact with chatty grannies. We both hate to shop. My wife's such a fucking unicorn, I would have checked her DNA if she hadn't carried two of my children. Hahahahaha! Your post is awesome. I do all of my shopping online now, too. I hate crowds and most shoppers are so impatient and ignorant. Thanks for the laugh. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83117523 Colombia 05/07/2022 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523 As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true. Haha. Nice job guys. Partners of men with manginas usually do You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all. Are you menstruating? Take some Midol, sweetie. Muah. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29475743 United States 05/07/2022 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523 As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true. Haha. Nice job guys. Partners of men with manginas usually do You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all. Are you menstruating? Take some Midol, sweetie. Muah. I must be over the target. (No pun intended). |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83048158 United States 05/07/2022 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots. This is marketing genius. Well done Target. This is pretty damned stupid. Tarjet is a haven for hotter females than Walmart has. Hole foods and Sprouts cater to either stuck up females or wives of rich husbands. Either way, they're off the end of left wing. I'm trying to figure out how to pick up the hotter girls of Tarjet without coming off as pphaaggg. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82357857 Japan 05/07/2022 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523 As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true. Haha. Nice job guys. Partners of men with manginas usually do You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all. Are you menstruating? Take some Midol, sweetie. Muah. I must be over the target. (No pun intended). Nah. You just sound bitter and lonely. You have literally written about 5 replies to this one thread. You should get a job at target. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83048158 United States 05/07/2022 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lmao! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523 As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true. Haha. Nice job guys. Partners of men with manginas usually do You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all. Are you menstruating? Take some Midol, sweetie. Muah. So true! No way on earth would I hang out with dudes shupping at Target. If I can't get a girl to go to the motel across the street from the store, I'd rather avoid the dump. They have nothing interesting for sale. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29475743 United States 05/07/2022 04:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all. Are you menstruating? Take some Midol, sweetie. Muah. I must be over the target. (No pun intended). Nah. You just sound bitter and lonely. You have literally written about 5 replies to this one thread. You should get a job at target. If your male is waiting for you in the parking lot while you shop at Target, he's broken |
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Deplorable Zenobia
(OP) User ID: 77763575 United States 05/07/2022 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Finished playing road warrior for the afternoon and am back.. All I got to say to lot of you folks hollerin' about pussification, it is obvious I'm mistaken in thinkin' that it was a universal saying 'if mama ain't happy, nobody is happy.' As far as I know, that's not an official Target commercial. Just some creative dudes. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
A Fool and His Money…. User ID: 72206044 United States 05/07/2022 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Only idiots buy one thing at Target @ their super-high prices. Almost always cheaper elsewhere!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80739128 Since when do women use logic, reason, and common sense? ….And since when do women use logic, reason, and common sense when it comes to a man’s money??? Marriage today is perfectly in alignment with the proverb: “A fool and his money are soon parted.” |
Charubin
User ID: 79751450 United States 05/07/2022 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Finished playing road warrior for the afternoon and am back.. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia All I got to say to lot of you folks hollerin' about pussification, it is obvious I'm mistaken in thinkin' that it was a universal saying 'if mama ain't happy, nobody is happy.' As far as I know, that's not an official Target commercial. Just some creative dudes. Going to Target, any Target, reminds me of Cary. Back in the day, the husband went shopping with the wife because the wife was a housewife, and the husband had the money. They went to some flavor of a Belk. Hudson-Belk, Belk-Legget, or just plain Belk. JC Penny for the poor folks. Once women started earning their own money, or even, once joint checking accounts were invented, it boggles my mind that any man would go shopping with his wife. My wife and I generally avoid it at all costs. As a member of the older generation, I won't go so far as to accuse them of pussification, but I do have to shake my head a bit. Surely there is something useful they could be doing? Manscaping their beards? and Williamsburg Pottery Factory FTW (for anyone old enough to remember when that was a thing) |