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OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade!

 
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POLL: Mother's Day 2022 is....
 ...Today. My mom is the BEST ever! :hi: mom!
 ...The day I will FINALLY listen to my mom!
 ...Difficult for me.
 ..."Topping off my preps"--mom is coming to inspect!
 ...AN ARTIFACT of a former culture--It is "PeopleWkids" Day
 ...Biblical...everybody needs to take this day seriously.
 ...I'm already drunk--and I FORGOT to call my mom!
 ...a "nothing burger"--my family doesn't honor her.
 The day when nobody IS MEAN TO MOM!
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Edited 5-09-2022
WIN 1-of-2 One-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this!

CONTEST WILL REMAIN OPEN NOW, UNTIL 3:00 A.M. EST!
Lots of time to get captions in!!

https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN

(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!"

NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR
MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY




Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend
CAPTION CONTEST.
NOTE:
Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few
laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions.
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!


LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE
A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?)
This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows
one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin
in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!)

Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!)

END EDITS

INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST


"Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE!
Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more)
that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.)

Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY
(meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.)


Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story
or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you!


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE
CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.


TORNADOcat:
CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms"


PawsUP2U
CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!"


CatWBunnies
CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?"


TheFAM
CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022



GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS.

Have a great Mothers Day 2022 hf


cheers
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NOW...THAT PICTURE IS A STATEMENT TO DOESN'T NEED WORDS
TO "FULLY GROCK!"


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Edited 5-08-2022
WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this!

https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN

(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!"

NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR
MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY




Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend
CAPTION CONTEST.
NOTE:
Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few
laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions.
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!


LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE
A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?)
This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows
one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin
in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!)

Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!)

END EDITS

INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST


"Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE!
Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more)
that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.)

Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY
(meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.)


Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story
or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you!


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE
CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.


TORNADOcat:
CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms"


PawsUP2U
CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!"


CatWBunnies
CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?"


TheFAM
CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022



GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS.

Have a great Mothers Day 2022 hf


cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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#3
But mom... all my friends are doing it! Don't freak out it's just a clip on!

#4
Can Billy come out to play?

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1) Mom check out what i learned at school today. Critical arm theory!

2) Mom can i borrow fifty bucks? I promise ill pay you back.

3) Mom why did you name us all AOC? We got big ears not big teeth.

4) We heard your mom was making tacos!

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Edited 5-08-2022
WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this!

https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN

(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!"

NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR
MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY




Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend
CAPTION CONTEST.
NOTE:
Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few
laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions.
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!


LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE
A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?)
This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows
one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin
in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!)

Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!)

END EDITS

INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST


"Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE!
Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more)
that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.)

Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY
(meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.)


Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story
or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you!


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE
CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.


TORNADOcat:
CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms"


PawsUP2U
CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!"


CatWBunnies
CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?"


TheFAM
CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022



GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS.

Have a great Mothers Day 2022 hf


cheers
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Caption number 2 : y’all got any more of that catnip?Dc-FacTs

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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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I can't drink anymore and we haven't even had dinner yet. It's going to be a long Mother's Day!
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Caption number 1 :
I caught Susie on the scratching post and Timmy on the couch , they both ran and I got stuck like this
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Captions 4 : SPCA Breed Equality Training, sponsored by … oh you know who
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Rabbit cat: early results of MRNA?.,

Hello, I’m Hugh Hefner!!!!
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Such fun! Thank you xo

1: I'm telling ya the doggo went that way.
2: wait there's more
3: I'm trying to get to wonderland
4: so you wanna date our sister...
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Caption 4 dog pack: who let the dogs in !!!!!???wooof woof woof, who let the dogs in ???!!!


Where’s all my dogs at?oh you caught em , thanks.
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you!

Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines....

Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed.
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Edited 5-08-2022
WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this!

https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN

(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!"

NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR
MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY




Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend
CAPTION CONTEST.
NOTE:
Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few
laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions.
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!


LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE
A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?)
This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows
one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin
in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!)

Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!)

END EDITS

INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST


"Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE!
Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more)
that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.)

Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY
(meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.)


Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story
or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you!


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE
CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.


TORNADOcat:
CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms"


PawsUP2U
CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!"


CatWBunnies
CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?"


TheFAM
CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022



GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS.

Have a great Mothers Day 2022 hf


cheers
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Caption number 4 dog pack::ASSEMBLE-crew:

Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 05/08/2022 04:33 PM
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you!

Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines....

Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed.
tounge
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Good one zenob
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Caption 4 dog pack::ASSEMBLE-crew: supposed to be the Dave Chappell meme as prince , assemble,your crew out side

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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you!

Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines....

Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed.
tounge
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


hi Zenobia!

lmao

YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME "HOMEWORK!" (But you know...it's what
I live for!)

[link to www.akc.org (secure)]

[Less than 50%] Picture at the link above!
The history of dogs isn’t like pizza — flat and formulaic, neatly divided, and simple to pull apart.

(my add-on! lol!)
FreakedOUTpup
"Somebody say PIZZA?...WAIT! WHAT?"

(Continued:)
Nope, canine evolution is a lot more like lasagna: densely layered, and more than a little messy.

Consider, for example, the Komondor. This Hungarian livestock dog is known for its distinctive white coat, which falls in heavy cords that casual observers often compare to a mop. But under those tassel-like masses is a dog whose story spans the vastness of European history, tracing all the way back to the Eurasian steppes that connect those two continents.
END QUOTE

Yup...That's darling!

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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


PawsUP2U
can I haz a hug plz?


CatWBunnies
day 28 since Easter
the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny


TheFAM
hey, is pug home?
we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner

pizzapug
I'll be right out
just finishing up lunch
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Just for fun

TORNADOcat

I can't drink anymore and we haven't even had dinner yet. It's going to be a long Mother's Day!
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


lmao

Thanks Paranoiaaaa! Always a great caption!

hf

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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


PawsUP2U
can I haz a hug plz?


CatWBunnies
day 28 since Easter
the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny


TheFAM
hey, is pug home?
we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner

pizzapug
I'll be right out
just finishing up lunch
 Quoting: Red John


hiRed John!

Love them! I would PAY to have pizza for Mother's day
today! (Luckily, we made a full turkey dinner. It's a
good thing we caught up with him (the TURKEY!)...He was leaving town!)

GetOUTTAdodge

lmao

cheers
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1) Mom check out what i learned at school today. Critical arm theory!

2) Mom can i borrow fifty bucks? I promise ill pay you back.

3) Mom why did you name us all AOC? We got big ears not big teeth.

4) We heard your mom was making tacos!
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Well done!

Thanks for your post, Trio!

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But wait, I'm just hungover, I want to go to Moms for dinner too
INTP
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But wait, I'm just hungover, I want to go to Moms for dinner too
 Quoting: 1freelectron


Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE
is a creative idea!!

Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name!
Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"...
so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!)

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And they said being cross eyed was bad
INTP
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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


PawsUP2U
can I haz a hug plz?


CatWBunnies
day 28 since Easter
the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny


TheFAM
hey, is pug home?
we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner

pizzapug
I'll be right out
just finishing up lunch
 Quoting: Red John


hiRed John!

Love them! I would PAY to have pizza for Mother's day
today! (Luckily, we made a full turkey dinner. It's a
good thing we caught up with him (the TURKEY!)...He was leaving town!)

GetOUTTAdodge

lmao

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


turkey
found a more recent photo
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But wait, I'm just hungover, I want to go to Moms for dinner too
 Quoting: 1freelectron


Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE
is a creative idea!!

Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name!
Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"...
so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!)

cheers
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YES! Free to roam and eventually create light.

Most don't notice it
INTP
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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


PawsUP2U
can I haz a hug plz?


CatWBunnies
day 28 since Easter
the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny


TheFAM
hey, is pug home?
we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner

pizzapug
I'll be right out
just finishing up lunch
 Quoting: Red John



Then having a little doggie snack cake the looks like him then changing out of his gladiator costume
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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And they said being cross eyed was bad
 Quoting: 1freelectron


I’m still waiting for those maternal instincts to kick in….
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


PawsUP2U
can I haz a hug plz?


CatWBunnies
day 28 since Easter
the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny


TheFAM
hey, is pug home?
we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner

pizzapug
I'll be right out
just finishing up lunch
 Quoting: Red John



Then having a little doggie snack cake the looks like him then changing out of his gladiator costume
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot



pugwcookie

gonna have the last of the dessert cookie


I'll be out shortly

I just gotta get dressed



PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp

m-kay I'm ready
let's go to O's house
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I just thought of a good caption! I'll try it.

It was...GRADUATION DAY...

TheFAM
(Big dog back row far left)...BIG BUBBA stands in this
group photo with his GRADUATES as they received their
"Certification of Canine FLOOD-EVAC Instruction 101."

...They had ALL PASSED--just as Big Bubba had shown
them:

DaneNkitchen
Called "The Counter-measure" Big Bubba taught
his students to identify highest places in their homes
as the FIRST 2-go-to-place in case of Flood.


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