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But wait, I'm just hungover, I want to go to Moms for dinner too
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Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE
is a creative idea!!

Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name!
Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"...
so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!)

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YES! Free to roam and eventually create light.

Most don't notice it
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BRILLIANT!

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PawsUP2U

But wait, I'm just hungover, I want to go to Moms for dinner too
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Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE
is a creative idea!!

Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name!
Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"...
so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!)

cheers
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YES! Free to roam and eventually create light.

Most don't notice it
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BRILLIANT!

BOOMsizes80820

cheers
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https://imgur.com/X4Ph4tm
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how we all gonna get to O's house

we don't have a truck big enough


pug420

take the shortcut

go through the portal

the other side is only a block away from O's house

portal
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Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


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Luv this one! greenkarma
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CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022


Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!!
Isaiah 5:20 KJV
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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To the greatest foster Mom ever - We love you!


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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


Dog pack (lil chihuahuas front cnter): I told my cousins you called my mom a bi+@h…..

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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help?
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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TheFAM


how we all gonna get to O's house

we don't have a truck big enough


pug420

take the shortcut

go through the portal

the other side is only a block away from O's house

portal
 Quoting: Red John


lmao

shitDEEPchiweeny
"SWIM...you little CHUMPS! SWIM!"

You don't NEED a truck! We're on an ISLAND...They
can just SWIM to the house! Hurray!

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We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help?
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


lol!

That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't
it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national
news!

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We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help?
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


lol!

That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't
it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national
news!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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it was the Border Collie that let us through

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TheFAM
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My parents actually raised champion bloodline Cocker Spaniels
back in the day. Always beautiful, noble dogs around--maybe
not this many at one time, though! lol!

Thanks for that idea--God Bless all the "rescue MOMS" out
there (for critters and any other "beasts!")

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TheFAM
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We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help?
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


lol!

That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't
it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national
news!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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it was the Border Collie that let us through

rimshot
 Quoting: Red John


OMG..."A "Border Collie!" OF COURSE....who else!

You are just soooo funny!

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TheFAM


how we all gonna get to O's house

we don't have a truck big enough


pug420

take the shortcut

go through the portal

the other side is only a block away from O's house

portal
 Quoting: Red John

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turkey is ready
come on in

TheFAM

O' made enough for everyone

turkey turkey turkey
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I just thought of a good caption! I'll try it.

It was...GRADUATION DAY...

:TheFAM:
(Big dog back row far left)...BIG BUBBA stands in this
group photo with his GRADUATES as they received their
"Certification of Canine FLOOD-EVAC Instruction 101."

...They had ALL PASSED--just as Big Bubba had shown
them:

:DaneNkitchen:
Called "The Counter-measure" Big Bubba taught
his students to identify highest places in their homes
as the FIRST 2-go-to-place in case of Flood.


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Hilarious !
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turkey is ready
come on in

TheFAM

O' made enough for everyone

turkey turkey turkey
 Quoting: Red John


Oh my gosh! How did you know I was making TURKEY!

lmao

How is it that today is "special for the MOMS"...and yet
we make a whole banquet meal for 50 to celebrate!

There is something WRONG WITH THIS "SCIENCE!"

Of course, if you consider it to be a "privilege" to be
a MOM...Then we are happy that everyone is at the table
chowing-down! lol! Wouldn't it be just the saddest THING if
you made this HUGE MEAL and NOBODY WOULD EAT THE DAM THING?
We're just "lucky Bastards" that's all!

From now on...When someone thanks you for making a nice
meal...RESPOND THIS WAY: "Well, thanks for EATING it!"


lUCKYbstrd

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:TORNADOcat:
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


 Quoting: Red John


Luv this one! :greenkarma:
 Quoting: NOLAangel


me too
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TheFAM
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help?
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


lol!

That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't
it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national
news!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


it was the Border Collie that let us through

rimshot
 Quoting: Red John


This is why I love glp. Clever and funny. Needed a laff red thanks.tired of feeling like a worm on a hook.
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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....ewwwww....a "worm on a hook!" GEEZE

ItsBADisntIT

Hope you feel better! lol!

Have a cookie...It's Mother's Day after all!

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TORNADOcat
Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is:
m-kay here it is;
- left is right
and
- right is left
do ya get it now?


 Quoting: Red John


Luv this one! greenkarma
 Quoting: NOLAangel


me too
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That really WAS GOOD!@

I couldn't have thought of that one in a MILLION years!

(I actually found this pic this A.M. on the internet
looking for a picture to put up on Helios Maximus's and
Simple27's SOLAR THREAD...I've been so DEIZZY I've had
to hold on to the furniture to navigate the house!

(Solar Sensitive is REAL!!) cHECK OUT THE SOLAR THREAD!@

Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily)

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CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022


Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!!
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DogApplause
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TORNADOcat:




So when you said I am not allowed to scratch up the furniture except the special scratching one - did you mean the one on my left or your left - I just don't want any upset on your special day Ma.
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OK - so I won't be peeing or spraying up either of these all day today for Mother's Day - we good Ma?
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I was born a kitteh, but now I identify as a bunny! rolleyes
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YOGA Exercise for expecting Mothers :- Above you see demonstrated what we in the YOGA business call ' Multi Task Cat' or ' Twisted Mother'.

It's a coping skill mothers need to master.
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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TORNADOcat:



If I could just have a moment's privacy to get my bras back on - I didn't expect you home so early...
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A little bit of history about today!!

Today is when Martha Ellen Young Truman become mother to the 33rd President of the USA. He is the Democratic Atomic President who released 2 atomic bombs, Little Boy and Fat Man on Japan. He also went on the recognize Israel as a State May 14 1948.
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TORNADOcat:




So when you said I am not allowed to scratch up the furniture except the special scratching one - did you mean the one on my left or your left - I just don't want any upset on your special day Ma.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


AWWWWWW....

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