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HairyBarbarian
User ID: 82627258 United Kingdom 05/08/2022 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Coastie Patriot
User ID: 80939887 United States 05/08/2022 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ....ewwwww....a "worm on a hook!" GEEZE Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie Hope you feel better! lol! Have a cookie...It's Mother's Day after all! The Oracle's Cookie It’s from the movie the crow when the crow is hunting down the guy. Related to world event and wef , sorry to kill the mood Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
Paranoiaaaaa
User ID: 72512657 United States 05/08/2022 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Think I can sneak into the reunion for a free meal? "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
HairyBarbarian
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Red John
User ID: 64591097 Canada 05/08/2022 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Day 30 : they're talking about making me their leader because I have the biggest ears :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83149239 United States 05/08/2022 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83149239 United States 05/08/2022 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie :PawsUP2U: CAPTION I LOVE YOU, MAN! NO REALLY. I LOVE YOU, MAN! :CatWBunnies: CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" A SPY? DON'T BE SILLY! THE NAME'S BUNN. JAMES BUNN. or MAMA SAID THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER SWORE OUR FAMILIES WOULD NEVER BE ENEMIES AGAIN. BUT SHE NEVER SAID WHY. :TheFAM: CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 THE ATLANTA DOG SHOW REUNION WAS A LOT LESS FORMAL AND THE FOOD WAS BETTER. GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83149239 United States 05/08/2022 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie :PawsUP2U: CAPTION I LOVE YOU, MAN! NO REALLY. I LOVE YOU, MAN! :CatWBunnies: CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" A SPY? DON'T BE SILLY! THE NAME'S BUNN. JAMES BUNN. or MAMA SAID THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER SWORE OUR FAMILIES WOULD NEVER BE ENEMIES AGAIN. BUT SHE NEVER SAID WHY. :TheFAM: CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 THE ATLANTA DOG SHOW REUNION WAS A LOT LESS FORMAL AND THE FOOD WAS BETTER. GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie I don't want the points. Posted for entertainment purposes. |
Red John
User ID: 64591097 Canada 05/08/2022 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I is practicing for the next game of Twister I know I'll win this time :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/08/2022 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | : Quoting: HairyBarbarian OK - as it's Mother's Day I will trade you my scratching tree house for the couch - but only for today mind... HairyBarbarian! Great to see ya! Now, THERE is a considerate pet! ...but ONLY on Mother's Day, of course. Thanks for your post! You always have great captions, kiddo! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/08/2022 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie CAPTION I LOVE YOU, MAN! NO REALLY. I LOVE YOU, MAN! CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" A SPY? DON'T BE SILLY! THE NAME'S BUNN. JAMES BUNN. or MAMA SAID THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER SWORE OUR FAMILIES WOULD NEVER BE ENEMIES AGAIN. BUT SHE NEVER SAID WHY. CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 THE ATLANTA DOG SHOW REUNION WAS A LOT LESS FORMAL AND THE FOOD WAS BETTER. GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie I don't want the points. Posted for entertainment purposes. Good ones! Glad you came in. I like that "James Bunn" for the Bunny/CAT pic! lol! I'll work that into my next Davinci novel! (Yes, I really AM Dan Brown. Cookie is my cover!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78730071 United States 05/08/2022 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/08/2022 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to youtu.be (secure)] Jack Nicholson "fools the girl" playing "heart-felt piano" in "5 Easy Pieces." "Yeah...Nicholson can "fake 5 easy pieces," right?...Well, I've got 5 easy EARS. 1 rabbit ears, 1 for elephant ears, 1 for BAT ears (was fun before the Pandemic), Koala Bear ears and my favorite...MOM's ears. That witch gave me my Alfred E. Newman EARS. Gee...(But we call 'em "FAUCI EARS" Yeah...THANKS MOM.) :MADwrld: (For the "kids" if any family is watching!) [link to youtu.be (secure)] The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/08/2022 11:04 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/08/2022 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mom; is it true the only reason today is special for you is because Dad did the dirty deed with you while you were horny and you got more than just an orgasm that night? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071 "Yeah...but she never told me she was a NAVY SEAL! Kids...DON'T READ THIS! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Red John
User ID: 64591097 Canada 05/08/2022 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mom; is it true the only reason today is special for you is because Dad did the dirty deed with you while you were horny and you got more than just an orgasm that night? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071 "Yeah...but she never told me she was a NAVY SEAL! Kids...DON'T READ THIS! The Oracle's Cookie but when she became a mum she found her true porpoise in life :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/08/2022 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So heres mine. and this is what pole shift means. IIIs fells and can't get up. Hey! I'm a lover and go where the love is - deal with it. me: Who pooped in the kitchen? not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - the Russian - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me- not me- not me- not me- ..... . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/08/2022 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had to check in before the day was over. Love the contests. Always great captions. Quoting: Lilopin So heres mine. and this is what pole shift means. IIIs fells and can't get up. Hey! I'm a lover and go where the love is - deal with it. me: Who pooped in the kitchen? not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - the Russian - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me - not me- not me- not me- not me- ..... . TOO GOOD, Lilopin!! Glad you checked in! (Let me know when your star falls off in case you WIN!!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
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The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mom; is it true the only reason today is special for you is because Dad did the dirty deed with you while you were horny and you got more than just an orgasm that night? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071 "Yeah...but she never told me she was a NAVY SEAL! Kids...DON'T READ THIS! The Oracle's Cookie but when she became a mum she found her true porpoise in life "Special purpose." Too cute! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83156672 Vietnam 05/09/2022 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mom; is it true the only reason today is special for you is because Dad did the dirty deed with you while you were horny and you got more than just an orgasm that night? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78730071 "Yeah...but she never told me she was a NAVY SEAL! :BIGpugSEAL: Kids...DON'T READ THIS! The Oracle's Cookie but when she became a mum she found her true porpoise in life "Special purpose." Too cute! The Oracle's Cookie |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am running a little late going through all these really wonderful captions. :TheNOWclock: I'll be EXTENDING OUR TIMELINE THRU 1:00 A.M. EST to be able to select carefully and to pull together the list of GREEN KARMAs for our member captions and the "SPECIAL MENTION" for the A.C.'s! Please GET ANY LATE ARRIVING CAPTIONS IN NOW... See you in a little while! Super job so far, everyone! Keep going! (Smoke 'em if ya gottem!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie "Yeah...but she never told me she was a NAVY SEAL! Kids...DON'T READ THIS! The Oracle's Cookie but when she became a mum she found her true porpoise in life "Special purpose." Too cute! The Oracle's Cookie UM...Which picture is that caption for, A.C.? The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks NOLAangel! Beautiful one! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2022 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had to check in before the day was over. Love the contests. Always great captions. Quoting: Lilopin So heres mine. . TOO GOOD, Lilopin!! Glad you checked in! (Let me know when your star falls off in case you WIN!!) The Oracle's Cookie I'll see if Des or Avenger can get a message to you for me. It runs out on the 15th so probably by the 20th would be good but I'll get a message to you somehow. much love hope your Mothers day continues each day. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2022 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!! . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :i WILL pin: I'm setting up a PINE again for everyone to be able to find the CONTEST RESULTS... I usually have insomnia in the middle of the night, too so that will be fun to catch-up on when I'm sleepwalking! RESULTS OF CONTEST COMING UP...STAND BY!! The Oracle's Cookie My mom got DRUNK at our family Mother's Day Dinner ...what did your mom do? "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had to check in before the day was over. Love the contests. Always great captions. Quoting: Lilopin So heres mine. . TOO GOOD, Lilopin!! Glad you checked in! (Let me know when your star falls off in case you WIN!!) The Oracle's Cookie I'll see if Des or Avenger can get a message to you for me. It runs out on the 15th so probably by the 20th would be good but I'll get a message to you somehow. much love hope your Mothers day continues each day. . Got it! thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2022 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | how we all gonna get to O's house we don't have a truck big enough take the shortcut go through the portal the other side is only a block away from O's house The portals out of sink - They're all over at my house! I'm being devoured ----- with wet kisses! . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States 05/09/2022 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ONE MORE UPGRADE HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CONTEST (LATE) ...and just to give some late arrivals a chance to WIN ...we'll just keep going for awhile. Hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone--just found out about the 2nd upgrade. Let's GO FOR IT, you guys! Sorry if this inconveniences those folks who can't stay up past MIDNIGHT. BE SURE TO BOOKMARK THE THREAD AND CHECK IN TOMORROW FOR THE "WINNERS LIST!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: SNAKE-in Bank of America Mural? SYMBOLISM/code NOW Revisited W/CURRENT NEWS! Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2022 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | how we all gonna get to O's house we don't have a truck big enough take the shortcut go through the portal the other side is only a block away from O's house "SWIM...you little CHUMPS! SWIM!" You don't NEED a truck! We're on an ISLAND...They can just SWIM to the house! Hurray! The Oracle's Cookie Whats really funny is that someone actually put divers gear on their dog. Pics on the internet sometimes amaze me. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |