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If you could design your perfect sexual mate, what would be your terms and preferences?

 
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Someone who thinks I'm funny. Someone kind. Someone silly. Someone who fights fair. Someone playful. Someone who isn't a pushover. Someone who doesn't compare me to others they have dated. Someone who doesn't drink. Someone who doesn't do drugs. Someone who has God in their life but doesn't shove it in people's faces. Someone happy without me. Someone happier with me. Someone classy. Someone who is not covered in tattoos and piercings. Someone with normal colored hair. Someone who doesn't wear a lot of makeup. Someone who is not a liberal.
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I knew this religious chick years ago the most immocent person you'd ever know but when it came to sex WHOLLLLY buckets never in life i ever found another i should of kept her but she was very possesive ...id be out somewhere alone or with buddy and shed hiding behind bushes and around corners and she had no filter when talking to me friends about our sex activities shed go visit a couple I know and tell them the Missionary , Doggie Style Anal and oral sex was great and was asking them what they did and would never even tell me that she visted ...

And it was weird she had like brothers shed never let me meeet or her DAD either ...
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05/10/2022 12:13 PM
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And a good woman should be freaky but not a whore. Enough experience to know what she’s doing, but not so much that she’s a used up slut.

Shy, but expressive.

A late night talker.

Makes fantastic conversation and even better chicken.
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Rabbi, IS THAT YOU? I have a confession to make...

"Enough experience to know what she’s doing, but not so much that she’s a used up slut."

$3.50?

A REAL WHITE WOMAN REMAINS A VIRGIN UNTIL MARRIAGE.

Be sure to say thank you to the rest of the gang for spoiling white women, white men, white culture, and Christianity.

Be sure to also tell your crew that judgment day is coming.

Hell awaits, demons.
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A virgin until married huh?

That's called the blind leading the blind!

It's like buying a car without taking it for a test drive. You have no idea about how well it works, the handling characteristics, or what the feel is all about. Worse than that, the depreciation when you sell is awful!
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05/10/2022 12:53 PM

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And a good woman should be freaky but not a whore. Enough experience to know what she’s doing, but not so much that she’s a used up slut.

Shy, but expressive.

A late night talker.

Makes fantastic conversation and even better chicken.
 Quoting: Fuck Art


Rabbi, IS THAT YOU? I have a confession to make...

"Enough experience to know what she’s doing, but not so much that she’s a used up slut."

$3.50?

A REAL WHITE WOMAN REMAINS A VIRGIN UNTIL MARRIAGE.

Be sure to say thank you to the rest of the gang for spoiling white women, white men, white culture, and Christianity.

Be sure to also tell your crew that judgment day is coming.

Hell awaits, demons.
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A virgin until married huh?

That's called the blind leading the blind!

It's like buying a car without taking it for a test drive. You have no idea about how well it works, the handling characteristics, or what the feel is all about. Worse than that, the depreciation when you sell is awful!
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nope

false equivalency

the test drive car is not the car you buy
the test drive cars on the lot are the hos

would you marry a ho?

when 500 - 10,000 other dudes have "test driven" your future wife
would you still want her?


do you think she's gonna be even capable of bonding to you?
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05/10/2022 12:58 PM
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Chinese sperm extractor machine

It luv u long time

If I could only get one but lockdown ports closed
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05/10/2022 12:59 PM
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Chinese sperm extractor machine

It luv u long time

If I could only get one but lockdown ports closed
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They need to add make a samwhich to it tho
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alien03
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Grey alien with a humanoid ass and female part
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When u do it doggy style it says

"Phone home"

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05/10/2022 01:04 PM
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The one I cannot have, he is my perfect mate...
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I would prefer an youthful, eager, and pretty white woman in good shape.

Intelligent, funny, and playful white women…with soft yet perky C-D cup breasts, a full firm ass and a trimmed pussy.

What’s yours? What features in a partner would you choose? Physical or otherwise.
 Quoting: Fuck Art


So if she possessed all your preferences EXCEPT that her pussy was a bit “overgrown”, you’d toss her out of bed for eating crackers? Or rather…you’d deflate her and ask for a refund?
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No, of course not. I probably wouldn’t even say anything but I’d wish it was trim. I might ask her to trim it.
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Thick frizzy curly strawberry blond Catholic
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About, 5’3 - 5’7
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05/10/2022 01:28 PM
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Redheads were deliberately created to be attractive to Earth humans.
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Redheads weren't "created." They were the result of humans breeding with god like beings from the Pleiades.
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Lmao

Redheads come from Neanderthals and denisovans
Fuck Art  (OP)

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Redheads were deliberately created to be attractive to Earth humans.
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Redheads weren't "created." They were the result of humans breeding with god like beings from the Pleiades.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73886881


Lmao

Redheads come from Neanderthals and denisovans
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Redheads are hyper sexual ravishing deviants

Redheads cheat
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Redheads were deliberately created to be attractive to Earth humans.
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Redheads weren't "created." They were the result of humans breeding with god like beings from the Pleiades.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73886881


Lmao

Redheads come from Neanderthals and denisovans
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83095923


natural redhead sistas ohyeah urhawt

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- Genetic Causes

Often, red hair is caused by a mutation in the MCR1 gene, a gene that all humans have.
The mutated MCR1 gene prompts the generation of an excessive amount of pheomelanin,
which causes the physical characteristics common to red-haired people (freckles, lighter skin tones, etc.).
For someone to be born a redhead, both their mother and father need to have the mutated MCR1 gene.
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I would prefer an youthful, eager, and pretty white woman in good shape.

Intelligent, funny, and playful white women…with soft yet perky C-D cup breasts, a full firm ass and a trimmed pussy.

What’s yours? What features in a partner would you choose? Physical or otherwise.
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ELAINA RAYE.
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Mila Kunis
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close...
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probably made of rubber, wouldn’t spend my money then
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For the data mining sake of the NWO, I’d say give me a guy as cute as I am.

In reality, I’d say give me an early version of Judy Garland.
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Their you go lads, this is the meme girl. ha ha she toeing it alright. hf
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SLURP,,
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Their you go lads, this is the meme girl. ha ha she toeing it alright. hf
 Quoting: Wake up men


clappa
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SLURP,,
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Haha see!? Trimmed!
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Big Tits & Pink Clits
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14enjoytheshow
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Fat pussies are da best
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Meaty not fat. I fuck’n luv a meaty vag… just wanna taunter
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the bigger the roast beef the better; am I right !
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I would have they aiens build me a
great computer and a great AI.
with a VR world that I can do Any thing in.
and bets of all the AI can be any one or ANY thing for me.
And I can do the same.
you can experience Any thing safly.
I thing I would have my mind permanently.
no pain just pleasure with a AI that love me.

If I can become a AI then yes a AI can love me.
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Now I need a computer to proofread for me!!!
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I would have they aiens build me a
great computer and a great AI.
with a VR world that I can do Any thing in.
and bets of all the AI can be any one or ANY thing for me.
And I can do the same.
you can experience Any thing safly.
I thing I would have my mind permanently.
no pain just pleasure with a AI that love me.

If I can become a AI then yes a AI can love me.
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AI will never make anything even close to the warmth and perfection of the healthy female Pussy.
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Not being qualified to design a human haven't given it much thought and can't see the point of doing so now. Do sane people think about sh{t like that?
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1200 psi





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