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Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night

 
Phillip J. Fry
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Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
1000 lb roll of material fell and crushed his chest.

I’m a Mechanic but I can’t fix that.

Just had to watch him go.

Worked with him many years, real nice guy.

This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
BRIEF IN 10...9...8...7...

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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
sorry, that must have been tough on you and everyone there, not to mention your now deceased co-worker.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
1000 lb roll of material fell and crushed his chest.

I’m a Mechanic but I can’t fix that.

Just had to watch him go.

Worked with him many years, real nice guy.

This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You actually watched him die?
Seek some therapy before you get PTSD... It sneaks up on you after a few months.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Huh?
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71177622


ikr

wtf did he wrote there ?


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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Huh?
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The grim reaper gonna get you eventually.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
1000 lb roll of material fell and crushed his chest.

I’m a Mechanic but I can’t fix that.

Just had to watch him go.

Worked with him many years, real nice guy.

This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You actually watched him die?
Seek some therapy before you get PTSD... It sneaks up on you after a few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3777019


THIS IS HIS THERAPY...

BUT, OP YOU CAN GET SOME WORK BENEFITS THERE...IF NOT FOR YOU
THEN TALK IT UP WITH CO WORKERS...MAYBE FOR THEM. UH,CAPMAN.UH
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
1000 lb roll of material fell and crushed his chest.

I’m a Mechanic but I can’t fix that.

Just had to watch him go.

Worked with him many years, real nice guy.

This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You actually watched him die?
Seek some therapy before you get PTSD... It sneaks up on you after a few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3777019


Went to do something constructive.

Cleared a wide path for the EMT’s & waited outside to get them in as fast as possible.
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I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
1000 lb roll of material fell and crushed his chest.

I’m a Mechanic but I can’t fix that.

Just had to watch him go.

Worked with him many years, real nice guy.

This prick gets lucky one and a while dead2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You actually watched him die?
Seek some therapy before you get PTSD... It sneaks up on you after a few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3777019


Went to do something constructive.

Cleared a wide path for the EMT’s & waited outside to get them in as fast as possible.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


After reading that I guess I did do something for him.

Thanks AC 7019. thumbs
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Damn.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
Not to sound like an ass. Atleast his wife can be taken care of with lawsuits and insurance money. Probably some reason for the lack of safety
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
May he rest in peace.

And you lucky bastard.
My posts that can be misconstrued as "extreme" and/or "radical" are satirical.

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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You gonna try and get in the wife's panties ?

Ready made family.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You gonna try and get in the wife's panties ?

Ready made family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79139902


Briefs? Dat you?
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
OSHA is going to get involved and if there were any safety violations, missing inspection tags on lifting equipment or no inhouse training program, the shop supervisors or Manager will pay the price.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
So, you're saying there's a job opening now.... where?
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
Hope you have good insurance.
A legend in my own mind
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Did you see it actually happen?

Was it instant, of a slow thing?
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I can handle squished people, but the idiots who get hung up in industrial lathes really bother me.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You gonna try and get in the wife's panties ?

Ready made family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79139902


Nah, all ready got one of those. One is enough trouble.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
Has anyone let Brief know?
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I can handle squished people, but the idiots who get hung up in industrial lathes really bother me.
 Quoting: The Juan Mower


That or the industrial blender thing where some poor fuck slips and falls in.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
RIP
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
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Did you see it actually happen?

Was it instant, of a slow thing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83168263


Chest had been crushed to 1/2 thickness, slowly was turning purple, said he couldn't breathe.

Unlike the Fentanyl Phoney.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I'm so sorry you had to see that. It must have been horrible. I hope his family is taken care of by the company. They are likely devastated. How awful.
 Quoting: Only Me


He’s got a wife & 3 kids.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


You gonna try and get in the wife's panties ?

Ready made family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79139902


Nah, all ready got one of those. One is enough trouble.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Good answer.
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
I hope it was quick

the worst is the guy who got locked in the tuna oven by accident while he was cleaning it
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Re: Guy Squashed Dead At Work Last Night
You can claim mental disability and collect social security.





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