If the females want into my bunker and want some food, I've gotta first make sure they don't have any weapons. That means a full strip down with an intimate search. And they'll have to eat the food naked, just in case they get any funny ideas. And nothing in life is free, so after they're done eating they're going to need to pay me somehow. MUAHAHAHA!!!

Don't want them to think they can just show up and cop my house: