Dear Jorge Bergoglio, Jean-Baptist de Franssu / inhabitants of Vatican City,
Hope you are well on this Thursday morning.
We hear persistent rumours about the Vatican. As you are aware, many so-called "elites" and Vatican citizens are under suspicion of satanic ritual practices, intercourse with minors, and consuming products made from humans.
To put the rumours to rest, you are cordially requested to sign the following statement.
Understand that this is neither slander nor libel. We are simply asking you to take one minute to clear your names under the law.
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Form follows:
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I hereby swear under penalty of perjury the following:
- I have never knowingly taken any products made from humans, such as Adrenochrome, Anandamide, human blood, pituitary, pineal, adrenal, or other glandular secretions.
- I have never funded, privately or professionally, any companies that produce products made from human blood or glandular secretions.
- I have never had sexual intercourse with a child under the age of 16.
- I have never taken part in a sacrificial ritual.
- I have never conspired to lie to the public about vaccines.
- I have never broadcast, watched or funded, without explicit written consent, a livestream of any individual on Earth, explicitly including the life of an individual J____ M______, who lives in Danshui, Taiwan.
- I have never monetized, without explicit written consent, a livestream of any individual.
Signed Under Penalty of Perjury
________________________________
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You may return the signed, completed form to
[email protected], my Twitter account, or simply log in here at godlikeproductions.com.
~O~
Best Wishes!
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