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I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?

 
Whale
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05/12/2022 01:10 PM
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I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
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05/12/2022 01:11 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
Yes Moran - Adolph Shitler was a Meth-Addict (pervatin) Loser who Invaded Russia in the Winter. Your 'deep research' consisting of Nazi propaganda on Bitchute only suits the dimwitted trailer-dweller.
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05/12/2022 01:11 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
App won’t open.

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
You morons.
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05/12/2022 01:14 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


Multiple people are reporting the same issue, (Down Detector, Coinbase subred )
Tick Tock

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05/12/2022 01:14 PM

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


I am in my coinbase right now, and just sent XLM to my Atomic wallet. No issues.
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Whale (OP)
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05/12/2022 01:17 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
Tick Tock

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05/12/2022 01:18 PM

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


I am in my coinbase right now, and just sent XLM to my Atomic wallet. No issues.
 Quoting: Tick Tock


**** Update ****

My coinbase just went down as well.


https://imgur.com/a/Pm8IzOC

WWG1WGA
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05/12/2022 01:18 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


at least you're not getting the "unable to complete transaction" error like everyone else.

lol
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


bsflag


yet you cannot afford a GLP subscription
WWG1WGA
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05/12/2022 01:19 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


'your funds are safe'


ROTFL!!
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


ah, how cute.

you think an offline wallet matters.

lol
Whale (OP)
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05/12/2022 01:19 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


bsflag


yet you cannot afford a GLP subscription
 Quoting: Tick Tock


Yeah, poverty is why I don't have one of those. LOL !!!!
Tick Tock

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05/12/2022 01:21 PM

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
I moved 95% of my Crypto to Atomic & Exodus last night.

I left some USDC to pay bills and buy groceries on my coinbase VISA debit card.

I normally buy from coinbase and send everything to Atomic & Exodus anyways. I don't keep holdings on exchanges any more.

Last Edited by Tick Tock on 05/12/2022 01:21 PM
WWG1WGA
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05/12/2022 01:23 PM

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
coinbase is back now
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05/12/2022 01:23 PM
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The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


bsflag


yet you cannot afford a GLP subscription
 Quoting: Tick Tock


Yeah, poverty is why I don't have one of those. LOL !!!!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


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Whale (OP)
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05/12/2022 01:24 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
I moved 95% of my Crypto to Atomic & Exodus last night.

I left some USDC to pay bills and buy groceries on my coinbase VISA debit card.

I normally buy from coinbase and send everything to Atomic & Exodus anyways. I don't keep holdings on exchanges any more.
 Quoting: Tick Tock


My first wallet was on an external drive. Over half of my remaining BTC still resides there.
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05/12/2022 01:25 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Emptied mine out of CB yesterday. This is like a 21st century (BTC) bank run.

I hope their crypto reserves are not fractional like the dollars at the corner bank are...
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05/12/2022 01:27 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
coinbase is back now
 Quoting: Tick Tock


Still not working for me.
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05/12/2022 01:28 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


You in real life:

https://imgur.com/a/SAhTIOi

Yes Moran - Adolph Shitler was a Meth-Addict (pervatin) Loser who Invaded Russia in the Winter. Your 'deep research' consisting of Nazi propaganda on Bitchute only suits the dimwitted trailer-dweller.
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05/12/2022 01:29 PM

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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
coinbase is back now
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Still not working for me.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


Are you using the app? I use my computer and and its running good right now. I did have a connectivity issue 10 minutes ago, but it resolved.
WWG1WGA
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05/12/2022 01:30 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Everything so simple with the CoinBase debit card
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05/12/2022 01:31 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Is coinbase something like coinstar?
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05/12/2022 01:31 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Is coinbase something like coinstar?
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05/12/2022 01:33 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Is coinbase something like coinstar?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45993040


Very similar mechanisms!
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05/12/2022 01:34 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Cathie Wood just invested in it

She is literally cursing everything she touches
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05/12/2022 01:34 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Is coinbase something like coinstar?
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pretty much.

you put $100 in, it swirls around for awhile, and $95 comes out.

lol
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05/12/2022 01:47 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
coinbase is back now
 Quoting: Tick Tock


Still not working for me.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


Are you using the app? I use my computer and and its running good right now. I did have a connectivity issue 10 minutes ago, but it resolved.
 Quoting: Tick Tock


Desktop PC
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


bsflag


yet you cannot afford a GLP subscription
 Quoting: Tick Tock


have you thought about the possibility he doesn't want to waste his money on something so shitty?
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05/12/2022 01:51 PM
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


Connection trouble= liquidity trouble

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UNCLE JOHN
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Re: I can't log-in to my Coinbase account. WTF?
Message just says "We're having connection trouble. Please try again. Your funds are safe."

Yeah, I feel real fucking safe with that shitshow of a company. I hold my btc in a cold wallet, but will be deleting my bank info from Coinbase as soon as those morans allow me to log in. Dammit!
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


The good news is, the money was gone as soon as you bought crypto.

Reality is just catching up now.
 Quoting: NLPAstrology


I bought 5,000 BTC at $8-$40 (ave. $29). Sold 4,000 BTC between 2018-2021, so still have 1,000 of them.

I'm doing ok.
 Quoting: Whale 51083412


You in real life:

https://imgur.com/a/SAhTIOi

 Quoting: NLPAstrology


It seems everyone is winning

whatever
UNCLE JOHN





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