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Kindergartners sent home with masturbation assignment... :-(

 
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Four-year-olds at an Alert Bay, British Columbia school were reportedly given this homework assignment on touching their private body parts. The worksheet asks students to draw pictures of places in their home where they can masturbate privately.

Here’s the worksheet the children were asked to complete:
https://imgur.com/cW2GJHO


An angry parent took to Facebook with this post:
https://imgur.com/8lKnsLL


T'lisa̱lagi'lakw School is part of the Namgis First Nation. A spokesperson for the Nation told Libs of TikTok “the incident is under investigation” and therefore was not able to comment further. The principal could not be reached for comment.

The worksheet is adapted from a book called Body Smart: Right From the Start which is advertised for 3-7 year olds.

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Homeschool & protect your children!!!
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Ya, from the poster right above you.
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Just behind the balls.. there is like a seam.. that's nice.
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It’s not a seam.

It is writing. It say's Made In China.
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Pedophiles want the details. Sick bastards.
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What’s wrong, Merica?
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What’s wrong, Merica?
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cue any one of the "he's right you know" memes

hunting parties need to start forming
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The woman behind his filth.


Look at her face, look at her glasses, look her nose, put them altogether, what do you get?

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What are you fucking coward parents doing about this? Is it nothing by any chance? No nothing, you won't do anything but moan and hold some placard outside the school gates. The filthy scum laugh at you parents every day, they find you weak and pathetic and they know they can rot your childs brain. How does it feel?
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05/13/2022 09:35 AM
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Poor children these days.

All I had to worry about in 1st grade was whether or not my bare legs we be slapped with a ruler for talking in reading circle.

I'm sure it was much less confusing than the things kids are exposed to these days.
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But I would never touch a kindergardener there..
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Is that like a young agriculturalist?
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Homeschool & protect your children!!!
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When my girls were 4 years old, we started handgun training.
THAT'S what American children should be learning now.
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But I would never touch a kindergardener there..
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Is that like a young agriculturalist?
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chuckle
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Remember the good old days of tar and feathers, railroad flatbeds and lashing people against the mainmast for the whip.

Lay open that skin on the back, then rub salt into it for safe keeping.

People lack motivation and imagination these days.
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Is it just me, or is it incredibly difficult to believe that stuff like this is really going on? Like, really?

I just can't wrap my brain around it.
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Ya got a Pervert infestation in that building i'd say.

https://imgur.com/pqz6wAk

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Is it just me, or is it incredibly difficult to believe that stuff like this is really going on? Like, really?

I just can't wrap my brain around it.
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It's Whacky!
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Pedophiles want the details. Sick bastards.
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Pedophile Lives Do Not Matter.
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What’s wrong, Merica?
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cue any one of the "he's right you know" memes

hunting parties need to start forming
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What’s wrong, Muh Merica?

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Homeschool & protect your children!!!
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When my girls were 4 years old, we started handgun training.
THAT'S what American children should be learning now.
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What are you fucking coward parents doing about this? Is it nothing by any chance? No nothing, you won't do anything but moan and hold some placard outside the school gates. The filthy scum laugh at you parents every day, they find you weak and pathetic and they know they can rot your childs brain. How does it feel?
 Quoting: England 83179333


Absolutely right on the money! Lots of complaining going on, but no action taken. If you don’t like what is being taught in the public schools, then remove your children from the system. It’s not as hard as you think it is!
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wtf



Four-year-olds at an Alert Bay, British Columbia school were reportedly given this homework assignment on touching their private body parts. The worksheet asks students to draw pictures of places in their home where they can masturbate privately.

Here’s the worksheet the children were asked to complete:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

An angry parent took to Facebook with this post:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

T'lisa̱lagi'lakw School is part of the Namgis First Nation. A spokesperson for the Nation told Libs of TikTok “the incident is under investigation” and therefore was not able to comment further. The principal could not be reached for comment.

The worksheet is adapted from a book called Body Smart: Right From the Start which is advertised for 3-7 year olds.

[link to www.libsoftiktok.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Ultra MAGA Dan


Four-year-olds at an Alert Bay, British Columbia school were reportedly given

Is that the same as an anonymous source says they were allegedly given?

1rof1

Sorry, but that font and crumpled paper look appears fake AF

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In response to that assignment, I'd print that picture and tell my kid to give to the professor :

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But I would never touch a kindergardener there..
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Is that like a young agriculturalist?
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Don't know, I'm not a botanist
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05/13/2022 10:21 AM

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Re: Kindergartners sent home with masturbation assignment... :-(
Why is the creator of that assignment not being charged with distributing child pornography? That’s beyond sick.
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05/13/2022 10:22 AM
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Re: Kindergartners sent home with masturbation assignment... :-(
We need a real fact check here for sure.

We are definately in this level clown world though so I think this is completely possible.

Bump this to the degree someone can confirm, this should go international if true.





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