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Giving birth through your penis... Yes, they are teaching this....

 
delicateaxe
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05/13/2022 07:32 PM
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It's a case study proving they've got some kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
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05/13/2022 07:33 PM

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Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:36 PM
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millions of dollars for the first man to actually do this!!!

:PBDRINK:
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The vid will be perma pinned on the gore sites.....
 Quoting: peterpeccary


lol

Nitehawk

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05/13/2022 07:41 PM

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Imagine the damage to a kid if his friends or class mates find out about them being born through a penis?

Burn it down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79797586


imagine the damage to a penis trying to push out a six lb 2 ounce bundle of joy.
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:42 PM
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All you folk dissing this aren't being very supportive or inclusive, let people have their delusions. After all y'all still vote & you're not dissed for that!
SpinalCracker

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05/13/2022 07:43 PM

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That's already called a kidney stone!
I am not a doctor, but I play one on GLP
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:43 PM
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The insanity has gone far,far beyond what's described in the book "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds". IMHO it's literally demonic.
Mother Maggie

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05/13/2022 07:53 PM

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Oh hell no!!!
 Quoting: bigD111


BOY I CAN IMAGE HAVING BEEN A NURSE AND MARRIED AT ONE TIME AND ALL THAT.. THAT WOULD BE QUITE A PAINFUL AND IMPOSSIBLE IDEA.
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME.
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:59 PM
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WTF!
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:59 PM
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Re: Giving birth through your penis... Yes, they are teaching this....
I gave birth to a nato 7.62 mm kidney stone ....


The last picture botom at the right gives a correct feeling ...

How the barrel of the gun is left after firing it thru a .223 caliber bore ...

lol
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 07:59 PM
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And you guys thought the clap hurt. LOL!
bigD111

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05/13/2022 08:01 PM

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Hey, I know, they can install a zipper and bring it out that way! 1rof1
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A_T_L

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05/13/2022 08:03 PM

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Sick...but that cartoon had be rolling

rofl
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:04 PM
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i need to kill somethinghell1
SugarSand

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05/13/2022 08:05 PM
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It hurts bad enough to see literal stars when going the regular route.

They should really caution anyone with a penis who is trying to get pregnant about it, maybe suggest a c-section, to keep the penis nice and tight and what not.
If only we could, somehow, get food to grow on trees ...
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:07 PM
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I always thought men would have butt babies.1dunno1

I guess they were never taught to use the right tools for the job!
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


I agree!

The butt makes way more sense than the penis.

Ouch.
cosmicgypsy

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05/13/2022 08:07 PM

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It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world....charlie
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...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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bigD111

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05/13/2022 08:08 PM

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It hurts bad enough to see literal stars when going the regular route.

They should really caution anyone with a penis who is trying to get pregnant about it, maybe suggest a c-section, to keep the penis nice and tight and what not.
 Quoting: SugarSand


Lol!
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Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:22 PM
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Isn’t the penis a clitoris in a female???
wkk

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05/13/2022 08:24 PM
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I am sorry for not knowing what must be obvious to everyone else, but was that a trans woman who had a penis put on her or was that a real man who they put a baby inside? Good gosh they can’t let women just be women, can they? What is wrong with letting woman have this sacred area? This is just so wrong
wkk
wkk

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05/13/2022 08:24 PM
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I am sorry for not knowing what must be obvious to everyone else, but was that a trans woman who had a penis put on her or was that a real man who they put a baby inside? Good gosh they can’t let women just be women, can they? What is wrong with letting woman have this sacred area? This is just so wrong
wkk
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05/13/2022 08:25 PM
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His post labor penis is hilarious!

Cruise

Laugh
Empath4U

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05/13/2022 08:27 PM

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His post labor penis is hilarious!

Cruise

Laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81825004


clappa5a
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05/13/2022 08:30 PM
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Re: Giving birth through your penis... Yes, they are teaching this....
I always thought men would have butt babies.1dunno1

I guess they were never taught to use the right tools for the job!
 Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa


we all know obama was a butt baby...

medical nightmare, but he was birthed by some globalist ass..
And this is why we can't have nice things.
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:33 PM
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Re: Giving birth through your penis... Yes, they are teaching this....
how exactly does a baby come out of your dick hole??
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:33 PM
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Abomination Nation.
Anonymous Coward
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05/13/2022 08:35 PM
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Oh man that would fucking hurt
wkk

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05/13/2022 08:39 PM
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Re: Giving birth through your penis... Yes, they are teaching this....
His post labor penis is hilarious!

Cruise

Laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81825004


Where are the post labor photos?
wkk
Story195

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05/13/2022 08:40 PM

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Oh man that would fucking hurt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77052462


Well if Madden can grow a tree💁‍♂️
Story195

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05/13/2022 08:41 PM

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Oh man that would fucking hurt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77052462


Well if Madonna can grow a tree💁‍♂️
 Quoting: Story195





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