Just to ram the point home, I bought 1,110,859.60572988 of LUNA a few hours ago for $100, less the CB fees.
It's at ~$130 since I posted...like I said, volatility.

But to even imagine someone is making up some a low rent story really does speak volumes about your own incredibly low resolution thinking. Sorry that your life clearly sucks.

Not to be a total douchebag but $100 to me is not even a remotely noticeable amount. I just bought the crash for fun. If it magically goes back to where it was a month ago I'll have a fortune and that's sort of fun. :)