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My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.

 
Sheetcaking dude
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05/14/2022 01:12 AM
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My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
First order a sheetcake from your local, conservative bakery, preferably a American Flag sheetcake.

Then get some vodka.


EAT THE SHEETCAKE WHILE DRINKING THE VODKA AND LISTENING TO LOUD, LOUD MUSIC!

If reality starts to intrude, just dip a cheese sandwich in the sheetcake and eat that, too!

Your physical health may suffer, but your mental health will thank you.
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05/14/2022 01:20 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Fuck yea, Barry Manilow!!!
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05/14/2022 01:42 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
rum with yellow cake or pound cake and choco ganache or frosting is a good combo, especially if you bake it into the cake and mix it in the ganache/frosting.

use malibu rum if you want the coconut vibe and bake the cake with coconut milk instead of milk...it's soooo good.

ask your bakery to make you all some rum sheetcake if you don't want to bake yourself.

smoke some weed with all that and you're all set.
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05/14/2022 01:47 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
rum with yellow cake or pound cake and choco ganache or frosting is a good combo, especially if you bake it into the cake and mix it in the ganache/frosting.

use malibu rum if you want the coconut vibe and bake the cake with coconut milk instead of milk...it's soooo good.

ask your bakery to make you all some rum sheetcake if you don't want to bake yourself.

smoke some weed with all that and you're all set.
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Cuban Rumcake!

Brilliant!
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05/14/2022 01:51 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Fuck yea, Barry Manilow!!!
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Barry Manilow testosterone
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05/14/2022 02:25 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
rum with yellow cake or pound cake and choco ganache or frosting is a good combo, especially if you bake it into the cake and mix it in the ganache/frosting.

use malibu rum if you want the coconut vibe and bake the cake with coconut milk instead of milk...it's soooo good.

ask your bakery to make you all some rum sheetcake if you don't want to bake yourself.

smoke some weed with all that and you're all set.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80130298


Cuban Rumcake!

Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83195133


cheers
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05/14/2022 02:29 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Biden and Trump are in the same team.
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05/14/2022 02:36 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Biden and Trump are in the same team.
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That's what your mom told me.
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05/14/2022 02:36 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Biden has outlawed American Flag sheetcake.
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05/14/2022 02:37 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Biden has outlawed American Flag sheetcake.
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Just leave out the "L" and it will get approved.
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05/14/2022 02:59 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Nah. Just eat a shitcake, OP. It's more up your alley!
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05/14/2022 07:48 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Nah. Just eat a shitcake, OP. It's more up your alley!
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Up yours!
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05/15/2022 09:51 PM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
bump
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Fuck yea, Barry Manilow!!!
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Barry Manilow testosterone
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Circus Olay, Hell No
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05/15/2022 09:59 PM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Now you know ow you have a disease watching MSM and beLIEving in politics.
WAKE UP!
suppose you are religious too ? OP
You are the problem
Get your 4th vax an away with your type
Tylarp Derpen
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
First rule of sheetcake is, pie hole s226
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
First order a sheetcake from your local, conservative bakery, preferably a American Flag sheetcake.

Then get some vodka.


EAT THE SHEETCAKE WHILE DRINKING THE VODKA AND LISTENING TO LOUD, LOUD MUSIC!

If reality starts to intrude, just dip a cheese sandwich in the sheetcake and eat that, too!

Your physical health may suffer, but your mental health will thank you.
 Quoting: Sheetcaking dude 83195133


You had me until you brought out the cheese sandwich.

waitwhat
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05/16/2022 12:02 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Too many carbs for me
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05/16/2022 12:03 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
First order a sheetcake from your local, conservative bakery, preferably a American Flag sheetcake.

Then get some vodka.


EAT THE SHEETCAKE WHILE DRINKING THE VODKA AND LISTENING TO LOUD, LOUD MUSIC!

If reality starts to intrude, just dip a cheese sandwich in the sheetcake and eat that, too!

Your physical health may suffer, but your mental health will thank you.
 Quoting: Sheetcaking dude 83195133


You had me until you brought out the cheese sandwich.

waitwhat
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It was in the SNL skit.
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05/16/2022 12:03 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
What are you going to do when Biden sends all the vodka to Ukraine?
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05/16/2022 12:05 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
What are you going to do when Biden sends all the vodka to Ukraine?
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Drink rum!

Rum is macho.
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05/16/2022 12:07 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
What are you going to do when Biden sends all the vodka to Ukraine?
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Drink rum!

Rum is macho.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47968867


Sorry, but their is a sugar shortage due to Biden's ______ policy.
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05/16/2022 12:09 AM
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05/16/2022 12:12 AM
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Re: My wife has shown me the way to get through the Biden years in tranquility.
Train and get ready is a much better alternative.





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