Open letter to ELON: forget Twitter! Build 17 meat processing plants across Africa! Kudu meat, Antelope steak, warthog chops, wildebeest roast!

I know that Elon Musk reads here. Please forget twitter: put your billions to good use and feed us MEAT: we NEED YOU!!!

Open 17 meat processing factories across several countries of Africa. Since the Trump sons & other 's have killed most lions & predators, there is an overabundance of meat.

You can save America!! Imagine Kroger, Sprouts, Whole Foods, H.E.B, Publix, Ralphs, Northgate Markets, TOPS Markets, Trader Joe's etc carrying:

Rack of Antelope
Wildebeest ribs
Wild boar chops
Canned Warthog stew
Kudu steak
Filet de Water Buffalo
Vulture drumsticks,
Ostrich breast
Flamingo eggs
Also reptile steak and turtle eggs etc.

We will NEVER be hungry! Also cheeses and milk from all of the above!

You'd be richer than buying twitter, in no time, you can sell it for cheap. You can sell Kudu milk for infant formula for those allergic to cow milk. Etc etc.

Now, there's always idiots at forums like these pretending they don't know what animal meat is. So just so we're clear...

we DON'T eat:

Any felines, birds of prey and other predators
Elephants
Giraffes
Zebras
Rhinos
Hippos and so on!

Also, open a few grocery stores in Africa, so the bushmen can take a break and go to the corner Elon's and buy their gnu steak, crocodile leg, water buffalo milk and ostrich eggs too!

This way you can stick it to bidet and bill gates harder and deeper. And in the world, you will be a hero! Later you can partner with Trump to make his site bigger and more popular than twatter for about $200,000 TV ads! I just saved you about 30 billion right there!



Please disregard any troll posts below and ignorant vegans. On behalf of all carnivores, keto and paleo eaters...
Thank you!!