Will you be my friend?

Sorry no twatter for me.

ill give it a shot

im desperate

Yeah, but it's going to cost ya'

Welcome to the forum.

Loan me $100 until October?

I always wanted friends.

They were on a different level, and they saw me as too far beneath them to waste time on.

So I rocked it:

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Your name reminded me of my attitude.

Go ahead and copy my post to twitter.

It actually wastes tax money for me to post here.

Too many inefficient excuses being spun for a designed outcome.

How about grinder instead, stud

Only for drugs

added you to my buddy list...

I Don't Loan out tools or borrow money to Anyone. Friend

Thank you. Look forward to seeing you around.

Only after next 15 may

What about your golf clubs?

You give me hope

Don't golf. Unfriended.

Who the hell wants friends? Who the hell asks for them?

The dog ate the pork chop OP's mom hung around his neck a week ago and now OP is so, so lonely.

I'll be your friend OP.

I loves you.

Too soon?

Then we have that in common. Sup bud

I don't know what Grinder is, but you make it sound dirty.

friends you can trust and even some you can't fully are essential to a rich life.

The kind of hope you can hang a Mayday on.

The least friends you have, the least obligations you will create for your self. Many friends mean to many people looking for you all the time, asking you to do things for them inviting you everywhere and even geting you in their troubles. it can fuck up your own life. I mean, being a friend means you must be with them, invite them, listen to them ,support them, and many times even help them and take care of them, right? Well, all of this comes with a price. The more friends you have, the less time you have for you, for your own problems and for your own family, wife, girlfriend brothers, mother, father, and your children. It may seem to be a good thing at first, when you are young and single, but if you keep long enought it can destroy your most precious relationships and family. Many do not notice it, but are geting their life full of extrange people with new ideas, many, not good it all, and also new troubles that you didnt have nor experienced before.

Twitter suks

I don't have any friends and yet I am happy.

Society is all sorts of fucked up, which is inefficient

Hollywood drove our society into the gutter with their mind control movies.