Want to be more attractive to the opposite sex? Here’s a solution

its also spread by cats and eating uncooked pork!

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buy a lambo

Shower and smell good fellas

Just get multiple piercings and tattoos all over. Call yourself sky or topaz. Work in the gender fluid angle. Go to all the lib parties.

If you’re feeling frisky, start taking hormones and switch genders. Make an insta and start self promoting.

Your new edgy mystique will get you laid.

100%

Yes ma'am!

No offense intended, but you seem like a very shallow person with that kind of avatar pic. artificial and projecting an aura of "plastic fake bimbo".

No, I do not want to be more attractive to the opposite sex.

Thanks for offering the unsolicited advice.

Now get off my porch.

I call bullshit.

Money

And dress “Well”.
The old adage of “The clothes make the man”, and “You only get one chance to make a first impression.” Are as true today, as they were 100 years ago.

bimp

save

5 stars

thank u unclefucks

Ha ha ha, but thats how I look in real life but older.

Viagra and gym shorts

And for Girls who want that top shelf guy? this is the way.

https://imgur.com/2DLQG9Z

wash them balls!!

SHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW

Better advice for men,

Try to find out exactly what a particular woman is looking for rather than making extremely false assumptions.

Can't tell you how many men have hit on me saying the exact opposite of what I would find appealing. Makes me feel that they don't care about me as an individual so automatic rejection.


I always try to dress for men especially when on a date.
Can't tell you how many men of all ages but especially younger men appreciate it when you dress feminine and state that you don't have any tattoos or piercings.

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Hahaha

No, thanks, I'm fine.

Oden Allfader knows I used to be a rather horny fellow, but
things change with time.



Showering, shaving, smelling good etc is mostly for myself, these days. :)

But you young'uns go for it, by all means.

Although I think maybe the world would do better with more
tender romance and less...not sure what to call it...cold sex..?

Oh well, none of my business.

(And, btw, the last beautiful cat lady I hung out with a few
years back did indeed turn out to have, well, major issues.)

Toxo is truly a nasty little beastie . It is destroying many species in multiple ways .
It is at the heart of many wars and acts of cruelty as leader's become infected as well as those around them .
Mice infected hang out around cat urine waiting to be ingested so the parasite can be passed on .
It can be passed on so easily just breathing in the viable eggs carried by winds cause infection .
In the most violent Geological areas on earth it infects over 50% of the population and animals .

There currently is no cure .Only treatment of some of the symptoms in the most obvious severe cases .

Many world governments know these truths but are at a lose to do anything .
Because of the way it affects people without directly killing them it remains for the most part one of the most sinister afflictions on earth .
It has also been weaponized by multiple governments to create chaos in societies .

Come on, man, I shower every month!

Usually.

I'll do either one. They both have the moisture where it's needed.

Meeeeeeeow

Says Unkel Fungus

You missed a step. No man smells good after a shower. One must go for a quick run, or do a few reps, to musk up a bit. Only then will you smell good, like a man.

YOU YOUR GHEA HOMO GOAT

Three posts to the truth, way to go!