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Every Single Tesla On The Road Has Been Recalled

 
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Every Single Tesla On The Road Has Been Recalled
This is quite extraordinary.

Tesla has historically had some problems with quality control. Recalls from the brand are very common and pop up with some regularity. To be fair, given Tesla's controversial positioning, they also get quite a lot of coverage when they do happen, perhaps more than other manufacturers. Suffice to say, subtlety is not the brand's strong suit.

Regardless, two new recalls are now in effect for the automaker. One, which only affects the Tesla Model X, will require customers to bring their cars to a Tesla service center for the recall to be completed. The other is a little more "Tesla" in its solution, with an over-the-air update being used to make more than half a million cars like the Tesla Model 3 comply with safety regulations.

The next recall is significantly larger. 595,717 Tesla models ranging from the Tesla Model S to the Model Y will be fixed with an OTA update. You may remember that back in December of 2020, Tesla rolled out the "Boombox" feature, allowing owners to customize various sounds throughout their cars, from the sound the car makes while driving to the horn's honk.

The NHTSA says that some of these sounds can interfere with mandatory warning systems in the car, a violation of safety regulations. As such, pretty much every Tesla on the road needs the update to bring the cars back into compliance. Thankfully, owners will simply have to wait for the update to roll out with the remedy.

A February update prohibited drivers from using the software while the car was in drive, neutral, or reverse and the upcoming update will remedy the issue when Summon or Smart Summon is in use. As of now, it remains unclear when that update will come.
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I dont think they will be able to recall the one that launched itself through a building last week, smashing itself into pieces, and darn near killing someone.
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
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maybe don't sell shit that hasn't been tested and you ask your customers to test it in real time on the road amongst people for you


an ipad go cart = tesla
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
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So you own a Tesla, right?
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teslas are junk

you can't get them serviced

there are no mechanics to fix them

you are dependent on your phone to work for your car to work

listen to Wozniak talk about how bad they are

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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


you know who buy teslas right ?

climate change virtue signaling libtards
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
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So you own a Tesla, right?
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


Dude I'm poor as hell.

I walk....I walk hard.

lmao
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teslas are junk

you can't get them serviced

there are no mechanics to fix them

you are dependent on your phone to work for your car to work

listen to Wozniak talk about how bad they are

[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Tesla was the world’s eighth-most profitable car company in 2021, which is amazing for a company that only had two assembly plants running last year.
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


So you own a Tesla, right?
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


Dude I'm poor as hell.

I walk....I walk hard.

lmao
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The thing is..."they" could have done this weeks ago or years ago....tesla's are shit and always have been..

"Their" doing it now because he's on the outs with "them".
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teslas are junk

you can't get them serviced

there are no mechanics to fix them

you are dependent on your phone to work for your car to work

listen to Wozniak talk about how bad they are

[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83328614


Tesla was the world’s eighth-most profitable car company in 2021, which is amazing for a company that only had two assembly plants running last year.
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Only with government subsidies. Without subsidizes it lost money.
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They did the same thing to German auto makers over emissions.

About a decade ago when they refused to except rapugees.

That's how the 6stars punish...with money...or lack of.
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maybe don't sell shit that hasn't been tested and you ask your customers to test it in real time on the road amongst people for you


an ipad go cart = tesla
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You’re just saying that because every single Tesla has been recalled.

laugh
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Is this legit?

ALL Tesla's recalled?
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What does recalled mean in this instance?

Has to go back to dealer for a modification or software upgrade?
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Re: Every Single Tesla On The Road Has Been Recalled
teslas are junk

you can't get them serviced

there are no mechanics to fix them

you are dependent on your phone to work for your car to work

listen to Wozniak talk about how bad they are

[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83328614


Tesla was the world’s eighth-most profitable car company in 2021, which is amazing for a company that only had two assembly plants running last year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83329093


and why are they so profitable?

oh yeah the woke mind virus of climate change liberals buy them all
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Re: Every Single Tesla On The Road Has Been Recalled
The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


So you own a Tesla, right?
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


Dude I'm poor as hell.

I walk....I walk hard.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


The thing is..."they" could have done this weeks ago or years ago....tesla's are shit and always have been..

"Their" doing it now because he's on the outs with "them".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


"they're"
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


bump
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So you own a Tesla, right?
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


Dude I'm poor as hell.

I walk....I walk hard.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


The thing is..."they" could have done this weeks ago or years ago....tesla's are shit and always have been..

"Their" doing it now because he's on the outs with "them".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


"they're"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83328614


Who is this powerful and mysterious ‘They” that I keep hearing about?
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I dont think they will be able to recall the one that launched itself through a building last week, smashing itself into pieces, and darn near killing someone.
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It's a never-ending catalog of horrors with Tesla cars.

You could not PAY me to even be a PASSENGER in one.

damnedhiding
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Today



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Definitely costing Elon more than he paid in taxes!
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The pedos/6stars/mic are gonna throw everything at that dude now.

He should just say fuck it and move to Russia ....with his billions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


So you own a Tesla, right?
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


Dude I'm poor as hell.

I walk....I walk hard.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79212600


I'm poor too, but here in Oz we have buses every half an hour.

What kind of country doesn't have buses?
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I mean seriously, how is Elon going to sucker people into buying a Tesla after this?
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Oh you mean the Tesla owned by Elon Musk who just embarrassed the Fuck out of Twitter and Big Government evoking the laughable Ministry of Disinformation in their little meltdown.



Yeah this is legit safety issue for sure
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Oh you mean the Tesla owned by Elon Musk who just embarrassed the Fuck out of Twitter and Big Government evoking the laughable Ministry of Disinformation in their little meltdown.



Yeah this is legit safety issue for sure
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Government lost all credibility
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Man, they are really going after him now. Poor dude, he will never have peace again.
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This is quite extraordinary.

Tesla has historically had some problems with quality control. Recalls from the brand are very common and pop up with some regularity. To be fair, given Tesla's controversial positioning, they also get quite a lot of coverage when they do happen, perhaps more than other manufacturers. Suffice to say, subtlety is not the brand's strong suit.

Regardless, two new recalls are now in effect for the automaker. One, which only affects the Tesla Model X, will require customers to bring their cars to a Tesla service center for the recall to be completed. The other is a little more "Tesla" in its solution, with an over-the-air update being used to make more than half a million cars like the Tesla Model 3 comply with safety regulations.

The next recall is significantly larger. 595,717 Tesla models ranging from the Tesla Model S to the Model Y will be fixed with an OTA update. You may remember that back in December of 2020, Tesla rolled out the "Boombox" feature, allowing owners to customize various sounds throughout their cars, from the sound the car makes while driving to the horn's honk.

The NHTSA says that some of these sounds can interfere with mandatory warning systems in the car, a violation of safety regulations. As such, pretty much every Tesla on the road needs the update to bring the cars back into compliance. Thankfully, owners will simply have to wait for the update to roll out with the remedy.

A February update prohibited drivers from using the software while the car was in drive, neutral, or reverse and the upcoming update will remedy the issue when Summon or Smart Summon is in use. As of now, it remains unclear when that update will come.
 Quoting: Fast 'n Bulbous


That sucks! I know a guy at work that uses the boom box feature for his Biden “get your head out of your ears” horn.
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Man, they are really going after him now. Poor dude, he will never have peace again.
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Elon is dead guy very soon

to many people already exposing him and with over 1000 lawsuits which are still have to end something major would need to happen to stop it
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maybe don't sell shit that hasn't been tested and you ask your customers to test it in real time on the road amongst people for you


an ipad go cart = tesla
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Right.

Like a new vaxx for instance.





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