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You know you are old when.....

 
General Mishka
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You know you are old when.....
Me first

When you think some WNBA players look pretty
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Me first

When you think some WNBA players look pretty
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I'm pretty sure that makes you a lesbian

OH-dear
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Every time you roll over and get up you have to brace yourself because of the back pain?
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Me first

When you think some WNBA players look pretty
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I'm pretty sure that makes you a lesbian

OH-dear
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lol
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Re: You know you are old when.....
WHEN U R READY TO DIE FOR A CAUSE
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When my pants fell down to my ankles.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you sit on your balls.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you start a prepping/doom youtube channel. and say stuff like , “you people better learn how to butcher a pig! “
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Takes you 20 mins to get out of bed because of osteo arthritis
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Re: You know you are old when.....
& everything hurts
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Re: You know you are old when.....
You have to wear a second diaper.
Do more than expected, take less than allowed.

When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong.

Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder.

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Re: You know you are old when.....
Standing up sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Last Edited by 5lats on 05/21/2022 04:57 PM
Do more than expected, take less than allowed.

When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong.

Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder.

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Re: You know you are old when.....
As the saying says…it gets better with age

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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you started you puzzy pic collection with polaroids...
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Re: You know you are old when.....
..you think the younger generation are all idiots.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Great Answers!!
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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you keep your teeth in your pocket
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Re: You know you are old when.....
..you think the younger generation are all idiots.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you remeber who:
Mike & Carol, Edith & Archie and Blake and Crystal are…
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you recall the original impact from crashing here..
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you realize animals make better companions than people..
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Re: You know you are old when.....
You have to wear a second diaper.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When they start remaking movies you watched as a kid.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When clothes you wore as teenager are fashion again
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Re: You know you are old when.....
when your fingers look like Madonnas
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When the local mortician is the first person at your door every morning for coffee and casually asks how your feeling before shoveling off to work .
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you can remember analog clocks on the dashboards of cars.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
....You only need 1/2 a Xanax but 3 cups of coffee next morning to wake up.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
You remember the monkey pox vaccine they gave you in the arm opposite the arm of your small pox vaccine. So many years ago, now. But......
They are recycling old scares and clinging to make you fear.......

Tularemia......valley fever. My Dad had spots in his lungs, they thought were cancer...had to do CT scan. Still thought it might be cancer. Doc gave him a round of antibiotics for h-pylori for his esophageal reflux. Cleared up his reflux and his possible cancer lesions in his lungs. He lived in Tulare County.
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I remember when My Mother in law told me they put their feet in little X-ray machines at the shoe store, to see your toes in the shoes.......
Stories of lead added to flour......ltomato
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you sit on your balls.
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That really sucks. OUCH
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Re: You know you are old when.....
You just don’t give a shit anymore.





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