You know you are old when.....

When you remember watching one of your favorite Saturday morning cartoons and the words to the theme song:




Josie and the Pussycats
Long tails and ears for hats
Guitars and sharps and flats
Neat, sweet, a groovy song
You're invited, come along.

Hurry, Hurry

See y'all in Persia
Or maybe France
We could be in India
Or perchance
Be with us in Bangkok
Make no difference
Everywhere the actions at
We're involved with this or that

Come on along now

Josie and the Pussycats
No time for purrs and pats
Won't run when they hear scat
They're where the plot begins.
Come on and watch the good guys win
Josie and the Pussycats
Josie and the Pussycats

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Last Edited by I Object on 05/21/2022 11:53 PM

A young man at the drive-thru window initiated a short conversation, while processing my card and thanked me as he handed it back, I replied "and Thank You sir". Respect is a reciprocal thing. NE Oklahoma.

When the only grudge you have left in you is getting even with the persons and groups who took away your last year of saying you were sixties, Yep, hell has no fiery like and old lady. I am laughing it just something to complain about, it has been my running joke. It did start on my last year of being 69.

The worse part is looking around at who is alive that you grow up with that is your age. It does make you think and knowing how much freedom it gives not to worry about it, dying it just one more thing to do. I am not going to be dead, so there is that part, I know this is absolutely true.

You admit the truth.

When you talk to your partner about the quality of your stool and brag if it was a clean break.

When you fart every time you bend over to pick something up.

When you fart at the very end of every urine stream.

Needing viagara just so as to not pee on toes.

You've got a point there.

Cataracts become misty clouds.

Youre White and its so fucking hot you sleep with the windows open in a neighborhood full of negroes.

You can only do sexy time 3 times in a day

I’d pass if possible. Grandma use to cook everything that we killed, squirrel, rabbit, dove, chicken….she even had a recipe for coon and possum. (I never ate that)
She tried her best to eliminate the gamey taste but a person can only do so much.

I’d pass if possible. Grandma use to cook everything that we killed, squirrel, rabbit, dove, chicken….she even had a recipe for coon and possum. (I never ate that)
She tried her best to eliminate the gamey taste but a person can only do so much.

And get excited about seeing them even when you disliked it back in the day lol.

When you pass on that hot young thing because you just don't have the energy.

When your memory is in black and white.

One of my favorite cartoons!

Agreed




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I second that mate

How many times do you think someone wants to look at that picture with that disgusting dance?

You realize you're now older than your favorite childhood TV star!

SKY KING!

Or... you realize your childhood's favorite TV character is now younger than you are!

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