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You know you are old when.....

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you think you are done taking a leak, zip up and discover you really were not.
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05/21/2022 06:23 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
..you think the younger generation are all idiots.
 Quoting: Emergency Patriot Hologram


But they are all idiots.
Let’s GO

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05/21/2022 06:23 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you can’t read without your “readers”.

When you THOUGHT it was just a fart.
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05/21/2022 06:23 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you can't trust a fart....


when you don't buy unripe bananas....


when your TV volume can be heard down the street.....
Luke The Duke

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05/21/2022 06:25 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When your urge to pee gets worse the closer you get to the bathroom.
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(Formerly Known as Lick)
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05/21/2022 06:25 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When kids are calling themselves zer and zem
What don’t kill ya, just make ya stronger.

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05/21/2022 06:26 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Your body aches all over
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05/21/2022 06:28 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Me first

When you think some WNBA players look pretty
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I'm pretty sure that makes you a lesbian

OH-dear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82805202


And monkeypox-positive.

:giggle:
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05/21/2022 06:29 PM

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Re: You know you are old when.....
When your urge to pee gets worse the closer you get to the bathroom.
 Quoting: Luke The Duke


and every time you start doing something in the kitchen

ah shit, gotta pee
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When kids are calling themselves zer and zem
 Quoting: Bobbyrr


And you think Monkees carry pox.

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05/21/2022 06:32 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you know what the dewey decimal system is and how to use it
 Quoting: sd25802


this1
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05/21/2022 06:33 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you were mad when you came home from school and cartoons weren't on because someone shot the president. they weren't on the next day either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862


LOL...or you're ticked off cause Saturday morning cartoons were interrupted cause some idiot is walking on the Moon for the first time.
peterpeccary

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05/21/2022 06:35 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you still use myspace......
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When they start remaking movies you watched as a kid.
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When every movie you see is “new” to you!
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05/21/2022 06:37 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When literally EVERYONE looks like a 12 year old.
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05/21/2022 06:38 PM

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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you see a Naked hot 20yo outside in January in front of you and all you can think about is getting her a blanket because of the cold.

That is not just old. That is dead.
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

-Men in Black
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Re: You know you are old when.....
..you think the younger generation are all idiots.
 Quoting: Emergency Patriot Hologram


hesright
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05/21/2022 06:40 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you remember getting a free book of matches wi5h your smokes.
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05/21/2022 06:40 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you walk into a McDonalds and you ask,
"What happened to the 25 cent burgers?"
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05/21/2022 06:43 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you take this tik-tok challenge:

[link to vm.tiktok.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81183335


I'm too old to be on tiktok.
The more I know, the crazier I appear to be.

"THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS

No brains, no pain.

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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you take one viagra and one of those orange ones too.
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Re: You know you are old when.....
When literally EVERYONE looks like a 12 year old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81829381


yeah I see entertainment people I thought were old, John Belushi, what's his name from King of Queens Kevin James? The guys on Hogan's Heroes, and they look really young.
Rev Woo-Woo

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05/21/2022 06:45 PM

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Re: You know you are old when.....
Sitting on the floor and then getting up takes careful planning.
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson



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Re: You know you are old when.....
When you think you are done taking a leak, zip up and discover you really were not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69648984


No matter how you shake and dance the last few drops go down your pants.
The more I know, the crazier I appear to be.

"THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS

No brains, no pain.

The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you realize animals make better companions than people..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53438013


I figured that out in my 20's
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05/21/2022 06:51 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
WHEN U R READY TO DIE FOR A CAUSE
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^^ THIS ^^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83349912


That’s actually a folly of youth.

The old and wise know there is no cause worth dying for.
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05/21/2022 06:51 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
If you know how to use a rotary phone You might be old.

If you no what a party line is and don't think it's at a club you might be old.

If you remember gas wars between competing gas stations you might be old.

If you ever received a toaster for opening a checking account you might be old.

If you know how to use a can opener you might be old and if you know what a p-38 is and can use it you're almost extinct.



UD
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05/21/2022 06:54 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
Waking up in the morning feels like coming to after a serious crash.
M R E

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05/21/2022 06:55 PM

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Re: You know you are old when.....
when you start yelling help I've fallen and can't get up!
would rather have it & not need it then need it & not have it
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05/21/2022 06:56 PM
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Re: You know you are old when.....
you were mad when you came home from school and cartoons weren't on because someone shot the president. they weren't on the next day either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81785862


LOL...or you're ticked off cause Saturday morning cartoons were interrupted cause some idiot is walking on the Moon for the first time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78943077


I was in Vietnam and didn't hear about it till a week later.





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