I used to work as a janitor at CERN.

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I used to work as a janitor at CERN.
Gerhardt User ID: 83382157 05/23/2022 08:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I used to work as a janitor at CERN. They have opened a black hole 10 billion times larger and more powerful than the previous largest black hole ever known. This new black hole is 58 million light years from earth and is projected to eat up the entire universe within 5,835 years.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 38835427 United States 05/23/2022 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Jarred Polis black hole is eating Colorado now!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38835427 United States 05/23/2022 08:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Car insurance agencies will no longer insure Jarred Polis in Colorado. Reason is he always is getting rear ended...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38835427 United States 05/23/2022 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. What does a ambulance and Jarred Polis have in common? They both go WOOOOT WOOOOT when you load them up in the back.
Edition User ID: 80371253 United States 05/23/2022 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Nice! Can’t wait!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83382157 05/23/2022 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Jarred Polis black hole is eating Colorado now! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38835427 Is Jarred your boyfriend? Did he breakup with you or something?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81401439 United Kingdom 05/23/2022 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Yeah, because janitors are all secret high level engineers granted access to one of the make advanced pieces of machinery in the world
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83345089 United States 05/23/2022 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. What do they use in the bathrooms? Is there a cafeteria? Do they have vending machines and what is in them?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38835427 United States 05/23/2022 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Jarred Polis black hole is eating Colorado now! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38835427 Is Jarred your boyfriend? Did he breakup with you or something? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83382157 Nope can't stand the sick fuck
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83382157 05/23/2022 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. What do they use in the bathrooms? Is there a cafeteria? Do they have vending machines and what is in them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83345089 The condom dispensers in the bathrooms are free, and have to be fully restocked daily. Crazy amount of sex going on there, oftentimes groups of 3-10 people.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83382157 05/23/2022 09:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. What do they use in the bathrooms? Is there a cafeteria? Do they have vending machines and what is in them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83345089 Meals are free for all staff (even janitors). Chef quality food available on demand, 24/7. No vending machines. No need. Everything is free: water, coffee, soda, beer, snacks, meals, you name it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83370287 United States 05/23/2022 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. What do they use in the bathrooms? Is there a cafeteria? Do they have vending machines and what is in them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83345089 Meals are free for all staff (even janitors). Chef quality food available on demand, 24/7. No vending machines. No need. Everything is free: water, coffee, soda, beer, snacks, meals, you name it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83382157 did you ever get offworld snacks? .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20826800 United States 05/23/2022 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. They have opened a black hole 10 billion times larger and more powerful than the previous largest black hole ever known. This new black hole is 58 million light years from earth and is projected to eat up the entire universe within 5,835 years. Quoting: Gerhardt 83382157
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83382043 Australia 05/23/2022 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Did you witness any Satanic Rituals?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83382157 05/23/2022 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Did you witness any Satanic Rituals? Quoting: Twisted Reality Not 100% certain, but did hear of events that any normal person would find to be qui
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79938379 United States 05/23/2022 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. I was the guy that had to fill the bathroom vending machines all the time. Those sick bastards would fornicate in the bathrooms all the time and throw the rubbers all over the counters and mirrors with fecal matter all over the place. I tried to take a shit and the toilet boiled over full of rubbers. They paid me overtime to fill that nasty vending machine... Pffft I felt bad for the janitor to clean that shit up.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70481053 United States 05/23/2022 09:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. They have opened a black hole 10 billion times larger and more powerful than the previous largest black hole ever known. This new black hole is 58 million light years from earth and is projected to eat up the entire universe within 5,835 years. Quoting: Gerhardt 83382157 It can't be any worse than what we have right now, right?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79407051 United States 05/23/2022 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. OP, are you 58 by chance?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83383331 Netherlands 05/23/2022 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Cewl i did hospital toilets and hallways for a year or two.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75882322 United States 05/23/2022 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. No you didn't. Stop lying on the internet you turd.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78531469 United States 05/23/2022 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. They have opened a black hole 10 billion times larger and more powerful than the previous largest black hole ever known. This new black hole is 58 million light years from earth and is projected to eat up the entire universe within 5,835 years. Quoting: Gerhardt 83382157 ... W\TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOU EYES????
Catseye User ID: 18695774 Dominican Republic 05/23/2022 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Zetas right again! Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. Thoughts create, mind them well.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83383331 Netherlands 05/23/2022 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. No you didn't. Stop lying on the internet you turd. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75882322 Yes i did,even gave birth to volvos s40's and michubitchy's ,while working in a car factory.
Assyrian King User ID: 83345477 Australia 05/23/2022 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. They have opened a black hole 10 billion times larger and more powerful than the previous largest black hole ever known. This new black hole is 58 million light years from earth and is projected to eat up the entire universe within 5,835 years. Quoting: Gerhardt 83382157 You said your dad's nickname for his asshole was "black hole" being it's a hole for blacks. THE STRENGTH OF GOD'S HAND
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85325440 United States 03/31/2023 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. Great idea!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84810234 United States 03/31/2023 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I used to work as a janitor at CERN. NO you didn't

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