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Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27

 
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
That's 387 giraffes tall.
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Or 1,232 cow.




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000hN00mrbill

I hate these fucking threads
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I love these fucking threads.

How many giraffes equal the length of a football field?
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and star fleet will prevent it from hitting.. ok stop the silly doom on this stuff
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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... and always it misses earth! ... think there will EVER be a hit? ...
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I'm starting to think that asteroids and space don't actually exist.
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Oh rats. Gonna miss us big.

Can we redirect it to land in Davos?
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Nope, it wouldn't matter where it landed.
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Space Force.

Get it?
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whatever
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It just isn't worth worry about this stuff anymore. The US Space Guardian Alliance has it covered... their job is to protect the planet.. and they do.
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OP is a dumb shit.
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Fingers crossed everyone and let's pray for a hit.
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:doitasteroid:
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... and always it misses earth! ... think there will EVER be a hit? ...
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The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood Revelation 8:8
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Considering that revelation is to be a blessing to those who hear it, I’d say your interpretation is given to you by Hollywood?
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... and always it misses earth! ... think there will EVER be a hit? ...
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The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood Revelation 8:8
 Quoting: GLP Effect


bump
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
Lucky the earth is like 50 times the size of the empire state building!
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:hesrighr:
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That's 387 giraffes tall.
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How many hamsters?

I see detailed Horsepower to Hamster conversions calculated here.

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But no Giraffe to Hamster height conversions.

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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
Of course YOU don't mention it's ten times the distance of the Moon at closest approach.

Yeah I'm gonna give you juan star!
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We are gonna need more giraffes.
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Everything you ever wanted to know about asteroid 7335



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Do we yet have the technology to steer this thing towards DC? I thought Putin was going to take care of the "problem", but he's holding back on the launch codes.
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That's 387 giraffes tall.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83384917


D00M0N-giraffe
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
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I'll be polite and give this 2, not 1 stars. I understand most people don't know as I, too, was once asleep with all this. No "asteroid" is headed our way.

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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
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..Say morons.
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


You just activated the resident "Astronmer" alarm.

He will be here, shortly, to sort you out!

He will say you are WRONG, followed by a post of crappy, animated GIFs and some Reds Rhetoric "MATH!"

damnedhiding
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


You just activated the resident "Astronmer" alarm.

He will be here, shortly, to sort you out!

He will say you are WRONG, followed by a post of crappy, animated GIFs and some Reds Rhetoric "MATH!"

damnedhiding
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hesright
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
Lucky the earth is like 50 times the size of the empire state building!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62226146


hesright
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It's like Idiocracy, but on glp.
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


You just activated the resident "Astronmer" alarm.

He will be here, shortly, to sort you out!

He will say you are WRONG, followed by a post of crappy, animated GIFs and some Reds Rhetoric "MATH!"

damnedhiding
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That guy is worthless.
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It will catch monkey pox
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
At last, a real solution !
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


You just activated the resident "Astronmer" alarm.

He will be here, shortly, to sort you out!

He will say you are WRONG, followed by a post of crappy, animated GIFs and some Reds Rhetoric "MATH!"

damnedhiding
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Excuse me? I do my own math. And if you have your own images of asteroids that you think are better, I would love to see them.
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Re: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27
SPACE IS FAKE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


You just activated the resident "Astronmer" alarm.

He will be here, shortly, to sort you out!

He will say you are WRONG, followed by a post of crappy, animated GIFs and some Reds Rhetoric "MATH!"

damnedhiding
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That guy is worthless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79078435


Ah yes, clearly "worthless." I definitely didn't create my own software for tracking asteroids, and I definitely didn't release the source code for everyone to use...
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