NJ turnpike closed from NYC to Philly?

Thats almost the entire length of NJ,

THE NJ TURNPIKE DOESN'T RUN THROUGH PHILADELPHIA.

NICE TRY THOUGH.

It branches off into I95 spur. So half true.

No. Just Google map it. It's open.

Probably just a convoy of Lab Monkey Trucks.

What's the context?

Your fat uncle Vinny from Philly drove thru a wormhole and is now in 2020

Thread: ENTIRE New Jersey Turnpike is closed due to construction on most parts- Someone shed some light

no

no it is not

i used to work on the turnpike at a rest station

We never closed

and those joints are still open now

idk if the actual tpike is closed.

maybe ill drive by later and look

but if you need to poop, you've got friend in grover cleveland

What tard mod pinned this? It's not closed at all.

The five people left living in New York are really concerned. The one guy left living in New Jersey doesn't have a car.

Idk but there are navy destroyers and boats sitting in the hudson outside NYC this morning

Live NJ traffic cams

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Last Edited by JustmeTX on 05/25/2022 09:04 AM

They’re out confirming the highway closure…

evacuate everyone within a 500 mile radius and drop a nuclear bomb on my head

that might work

but it wont

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"AS OF 8:11AM
there's Emergency maintenance and Long term road construction on the New Jersey Turnpike from From US 206 to Interchange 7 in Bordentown Twp. Entrance ramp closed to traffic until further notice."

I 95 does...
I 95 is the NJ Turnpike This runs right up to the bridge that enters Philly.

Me tell u incoming energy tsunami.

Looks pretty open to me.

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you know what they call the turnpike op

THE BLACK DRAGON

You know what that means you white knight motherfuckers

Did know that thanks black bastard

It's the 206-95 onramp that's closed. Alt routes are to continue south on 206 to Hedding Rd or just take 295 lmao.

That's the one! Have to use this meme everytime there is uncle intel.

Good Job!

That's the one! Have to use this meme everytime there is uncle intel.

Good Job!

Epic fail! Well done AC.

LMFAO ! thanks man, i needed a laugh

Who needs NJ anyway???