UNCLE INTEL: Mega earth shattering earthquake to hit Tokyo in the next 72 hours. 9+ magnitude incoming

tsunami?

NOT MY WAIFUS!!!

No tsunami

The earthquake will hit right in the center of tokyo

Honestly all God needs to do is earfquake dc and boom world wide peace

Earthquake just struck Tokyo

Looks like a precursor to the big one coming

OP is on to something

Help I'm in Tokyo and we just had a 9.2 earthquake. The whole country is destroyed

It's a foreshock you low IQ chimpanzee

…how uncle intel? Your uncle is an idiot unless he works for C E R N

9 and 9 this must be troof.

72 hours has elapsed.

Add this to the hall of fails.

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