I am 5,066 years old. . .I have been around a long time observing mankind. . . ask me a question.

oh really ?

How far down do your balls hang?

It is a small brain which decides to use deficient words in constructing a question of no significance.

Eat more fruit and your brain will grow larger.

What historical events can you set us straight on?

Tell me what you know of the sun.

What can you tell about the RH negative blood?

You are assuming I have balls.

A mind that is curious about the sexual organs position of a complete stranger is a mind which has been invaded by the dead one. Demons.

Does dick cheese get better with age or worse?

is love a form of truth?

Christianity was hijacked 1,670 years ago. But was set free with King James.

No.

I think it's the best comment on the thread....but I appreciate laughter far more than I do someone who has been stuck on this planet for over 5,000 years, bearing a tone of superiority....you really think that makes you special?

Pfht, you're worse off than me, I've been here since 300 BC!....

What was the best party the people have thrown and why?

What is the meaning of the word 'Suinimi'?

A question of perverted unimportance reveals a mind taken hostage by the dead ones, Demons.

This is an irrelevant question, of no importance and will not be answered.

OP: what was King Tut's physical disability?

Larping on a doom forum reflects a mind taken over by its own chemical imbalance. At least be funnier.

What caused the great flood?

This is an irrelevant question, of no importance and will not be answered.

God.

A thing around as long as you would be able to say something that unambiguously proves who you are. In at least three dead languages and English.

Your move.

What species are you?

Can you give me advice?

How have you lived so long?

Who or what do you consider me to be?

This is an irrelevant question, of no importance and will not be answered.

How long do you reckon you have got left on earth and are you not bored yet?

There are no species.

There is mankind..and there is animals.

Have you ever had tinnitus?
If so, how did you get rid of it?

what is the correct reset length? How long is one cycle?

My life will end when the elements burn with fire and melt with fervent heat.