POLL: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY to CAPTURE WILD RABBITS IN MY YARD, TO BE SLAUGHTERED FOR MEAT?

You’re a fucking psycho, OP

Yes, some of those pellet guns have same or more velocity as a .22 ..I should get one. My cat kills all the rabbits around my house. He left a half eaten one in the garage floor last month. Damn cat brings anything on our porch lizards, bullfrogs , mice , moles, rats and rabbits. I think he is a serial killer ..lol

What the hell is THAT?

Hes a government data miner, a stooge working for the same man that wants him and his dead and gone.

Think of the poor cows and chickens that have been slaughtered to make your hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

Actually it doesn’t. Also, you can get any number of diseases, like tularemia, just by touching or handling them. Check for spots on the liver.

Live trap them, put them in a field, wait for coyotes, shoot coyotes, go to county to collect coyote bounty, buy hamburger with bounty money.

Hasenpeffer! Gotta look up that recipe!!

Wow that is BRILLIANT.
I wonder if they have that program here.

My Browning .22 semi auto with scope would disagree with your fucking small town

Nasty ass botfly larve ..look it up.

i was about to mention the screaming injured rabbit situation. yeah you want one guaranteed killing move whatever it be, no air gun unless 1500fps, crossbow.
i would live trap, then humanely dispatch.
a snared rabbit will freak out and cry/scream aswell - it's a slow death best for winter

POLL: What stupid poll will OP do tomorrow?

Brilliant!

Yes, whatever method of slaughter I figure out, it will be as sure, fast, painless, humane as possible.

How about GASSING them with helium? That is a painless death, like slipping into sleep.

Oh man. Thanks for telling me about it.

Gag me with a spoon.

HAHAHA The police might show up. Then what?

I bought a pellet gun for my cousins birthday and that fucker sounded like a .22 firing. He ended up shooting a dog that was humping his little brother with it, and it crippled it.

Yeah only total assholes would set snare traps for any animal. What the hell is going through their heads?

Always thoroughly EDUCATE children about firearms before they are allowed to handle them.

Kids should have to go through a firearm safety class to be out shooting. I took a firearms safety class so I could get a license to hunt long ago, and believe it's reasonable to require it for gun owners, especially kids. It's not a 2nd Ammendment thing, it's a common sense thing.

Last Edited by Butch DeFeo on 05/28/2022 08:48 PM

They stand around by the dozens waiting for you to run out of ammo because you're an active shooter and they are trained not to risk their lives?

He knew what he was doing. Fucking dog still limps five years later

Oh hell yes! They have multitudes of nasties that make them sick. Many rabbit diseases can pass to humans. When you clean them you pretty much know if they are editable. Wear gloves. Check the liver make sure it’s smooth and a consistent color.

They are best trapped in the winter, there are fewer parasites and fleas. Also their coats will be better for making fur lined jockstraps.

The police around here can't be bribed like the Mexican police who refused to rescue those school children from being shot.

UGH! Grody to the max.

Bot Fly larvae

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Last Edited by BBQ BOY™ on 05/28/2022 08:55 PM

“ you can starve to death eating wild rabbits”

I believe it is the lack of fat that is the problem.

Humans need a certain amount of fat for energy and

I suppose brain function. I am not a nutritionist.

Many believe you need beef fat-tallow… ???

By the way / Use gloves and safety glasses to protect you from

“rabbit fever” from their blood. Wash up after you get it on to cook.

Thorough cooking makes it safe.

“ Tularemia, also known as rabbit fever, is an infectious disease caused by the bacterium Francisella tularensis.[4] Symptoms may include fever, skin ulcers, and enlarged lymph nodes.[3] Occasionally, a form that results in pneumonia or a throat infection may occur.[3

. . . “ Treatment is typically with the antibiotic streptomycin.[9] Gentamicin, doxycycline, or ciprofloxacin may also be used.[5]

Between the 1970s and 2015, around 200 cases were reported in the United States a year.[7] Males are affected more often than females.[7] It occurs most frequently in the young and the middle aged.[7] In the United States, most cases occur in the summer.[7

Wikipedia

Dance around the yard at night in the nude. Maybe you can catch a coyote with your pecker?