2nd ANNUAL MEMORIAL-DAY CAPTION CONTEST! Win 1 or 4 Free GLP upgrades! Open to 1:00 A.M. tonight!

Edited 5-30-2022 3:45 PM EST
WIN 1 One-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE
FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this! (We may add
MORE FULL-UPGRADES if we have "volunteer up-grade sponsors"
among the GLP membership tonight! Please PM me if you wish to
"chip-in" another full-upgrade for a WINNER. TY)

Great! We have 1 GLP member who wishes to UP the number
of up-grades today to THREE, now! (3 upgrades available for
a "creative" contest entry! Get busy, you guys!) TY to
5slats!
ALSO...
Just in from "DieselTech!" We have a 4th upgrade offered
for tonight's CAPTION WINNER! TY Diesel!

CONTEST WILL REMAIN OPEN NOW, UNTIL 1:00 A.M. EST TONIGHT--(unless we agree to extend the contest for more
entries and "THE LATE SHIFT" arriving after midnight!)
Lots of time to get captions in.




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Happy Memorial Day WEEKEND!

Time for this year's 2nd ANNUAL Memorial Day GLP CAPTION CONTEST.
NOTE:
Our soldiers have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few
laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions, O.K.
Please keep your POSTS TO "PG-13" (teens/kids may see your captions.)
You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your
caption entry. But...just have fun with it!

LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY MEMORIAL GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE
A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?)
This video example (used for Mother's Day contest earlier this month)
from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces"--is a really GOOD ONE. An example
of one family gathering that would DEFINITELY go SOUTH w/Nicholson
at the family dinner table! lol!:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin
in 1960's movie "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC"
for Memorial Day--I'm sure Jack Nicholson's character never
would have served 1 day in the military.)

Here's hoping for a blessed and reflective (and please...
NON-POLITICAL) MEMORIAL DAY celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior!)

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INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MEMORIAL DAY CAPTION CONTEST

"Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE!
Here is our chance to look at 2 images and CAPTION ONE (or more)
that resonates with your personal "reflection" on our American holiday
dedicated to honor currently serving and fallen soldiers of past wars
known as "MEMORIAL DAY." (The History of Memorial Day is very
interesting it itself if you wish to check--maybe some ideas for
a caption there...Memorial Day started back with the Civil War memorial!)
[link to kansasreflector.com (secure)]


Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrade. BLUE NAMES--OR MEMBERS WITH A SOON-TO-EXPIRE GLP MEMBERSHIP ONLY
(A.C.'s this meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.)

Your caption can be a funny, sarcastic, a personal story
or a philosophical "take." Creativity is definitely a
foot-up for winning!


WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 1:00 A.M. E.S.T to give everyone a
chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS W/EXPIRING DATES CAN BE
UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry)

If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to
make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let me know if it is a
"group THINK!")

Whatever you decide, go easy on the "SENIORS" today. They have the weight
of the world on their shoulders this year!

IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!)

IMPORTANT!
PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.



Caption Pic #1--TITLE: "PHOBIA"
"I have a "sticky paw" phobia...Ewwwww."
[GLP members have seen THIS PIC for years...Let's
think of something new for it!]

:CAPTIONcat:
Caption Pic #2--TITLE: The ENGAGEMENT PRESENT
"Geeze!...I didn't WANT a phoney diamond...I wanted
a mouse."


Caption Pic #3--TITLE: "MEM-DAY FAMILY PIC"

GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR GLP MEMBERS AND "SPECIAL MENTION"
FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS WILL ALSO BE ANNOUNCED ON THE
LAST PAGE AT CONTEST CLOSING!

Have a great MEMORIAL Day 2022!



The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/30/2022 11:25 PM