I still don't understand how you have sex with a monkey.

1. The monkey is not going to give you a bj.
2. The monkey is not going to let you give him a bj.

This leaves intercourse?

Are you saying some guy is sticking his dick in monkey pussy?

Or what? The guy takes off his pants and lays on the ground and somehow entices the monkey to mount his bung?

I mean what in the fuggin hell is going on here?
I know that there are videos of women with horses and donkeys and dogs...but is there some video of this supposed sex with monkeys going on?

I just can't get my head around what the hell is going on here.